THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #396 - July 15, 1997



Magical Armchair Digest     Tuesday, July 15 1997     Volume 01 : Number 396



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    unsubsribe
    Hello
    Am I the only one? / Columbus HORDE
    Free BFF Seattle Ticket Givaway Scam!
    ugh
    bff stuff
    Satan is my master!!
    Review the shirt thing
    reda this it'z great!!!!
    Review the shirt thing
    BFF rocks.
    BFF on PBS West 54th
    Re: Cool in School shirts

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Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1997 01:14:22 -0400 (EDT)
From: ryan wesley lakenan <lakenrw3@wfu.edu>
Subject: unsubsribe



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Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1997 14:03:13 -0400
From: "Fred or Sarah" <fantonan@bcn.net>
Subject: Hello

Umm....does the Magical Armchair still exist? I haven't gotten a digest
since Friday and I miss it..I got all my email today expecting to sit down
and read five or six of them but all I got was one! Also, the other day I
was driving in my car listening to them and I got to thinking...if BFF had
never existed, would I have found another band that I liked as much...do
you all think you would have?

Sarah :)

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Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1997 07:50:42 -0400
From: "Faix, Andrew" <AFaix@harris.com>
Subject: Am I the only one? / Columbus HORDE

Hey,

I didn't receive ANY Armchairs over the weekend!  I came into work this
morning and actually had to do WORK rather than read 4 issues of
Armchair.  What's up w/ that?  Were there none released or did I just
get boned?

So, not only am I hauling down to Columbus for the HORDE (from
Rochester, NY), I'm actually going to be working it!  (my friend is the
master electrician at the Polaris Amphitheater).  So I  figure it may be
a good opportunity to go hob-nob w/ Ben, Robert and Darren.  Whadya
think?

Anybody else planning on being there?

Well, I hope I actually see this post.  I'd hate to be deprived of my
morning distractions.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

- -Andrew (afaix@harris.com)

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Date: Sat, 12 Jul 1997 12:31:20 +0000
From: spark <maven@jetcity.com>
Subject: Free BFF Seattle Ticket Givaway Scam!

Everyone appreciates what KNDD was trying to do: promote BFF with a free concert.

Despite the obvious disgruntlement with the "must be 21+" age requirement, a lot of us "over 21-er's" 
also got a bum deal.

As some of you may know, a local radio station, The End, KNDD on 107.7FM, advertised that individuals 
wanting free BFF tickets must appear at Tower Records on Mercer from 11am-1pm. No conditions other 
than age were stipulated.

A line began forming at 8:30am.

When KNDD showed up at 11am, they began asking stupid trivia questions.

Tickets were not given out first come, first serve, to those who stood in line.

Some of the questions were great for people who spent their ear's glued to the radio and had memorized 
every fact there was about not only BFF, but also about KNDD. However, most of us "over 21-er's" have 
very busy lives and taking the time out to show up early to stand in line, to us prooved our loyalty to the 
band.

After many individuals voiced their opposition to the method of ticket distribution, the KNDD crew decided 
after many calls to bosses, to give everyone a number on a sticker and hold a lottery.

- - Some people grabbed more than one numbered sticker.
- - Some people walked up at the end of the drawing (who were just passing by to go to the record store) and 
got lucky and got tickets they probably didn't even use.
- - Some people had received blank tickets and wrote numbers on them, hence resulting in duplicates which 
KNDD honored, despite the crew member who swore up and down it wasn't his handwriting.
- - Some people who had waited since 8:30 that morning didn't get tickets.
- - There were a 100 tickets and less than a 100 people when the lottery began at 12 noon. They could have 
just given out the tickets to all those who showed up by that time. 

If you think this is unfair, please help out the BFF'ers in Seattle by putting in a suggestion at: 
http://www.kndd.com/about/ . If the site is down, like it was when I checked, you can email complaints to 
the staff: alexands@kndd.com, baileyt@kndd.com, monroek@kndd.com, reidb@kndd.com, 
collinsm@kndd.com, or morigit@kndd.com. I honestly don't know what program director Dean Carlson's 
address is. It's not listed. Could it be: carlsond@kndd.com? The station's phone # in Seattle is (206) 
622-3251. Address is 1100 Olive Way Suite 1550, Seattle, WA. 98101 (unsure of zip).

Thanks for all your support and sorry for the long letter
- - victim

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Date: Fri, 11 Jul 1997 13:12:30 -0500 
From: quicklime@cowland.com
Subject: ugh

       hi, this is excandescent, but the nexus's internet crashed
(again), so i'm mailing the list from this address.

       about the "cool in school" shirt..i called the ben folds five
hotline thinger about it again today because i'm an impatient mofo..and
i was informed that they discontinued the shirt so they're <singing>
sending my money back... damn, that sucks.  i really wanted that shirt,
too, oh well i guess.  i wish the bffmail@aol.com address worked,
because i'd mail em and tell em to bring the shirt back :)  it was such
a cool shirt.  sniff.

       oh well, i guess i'll order the middle c one, that one's pretty
cool too, but dangit, it's just not the same...

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Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1997 00:53:10 -0400
From: "Michael Beam" <hardhead@underworld.net>
Subject: bff stuff

hey...
   this was posted on the official page bulletin:
Check out the new live CD coming out on September 1, 1997! Thanks to
everyone who wrote to the band.
    07/12/1997 14:30:09 by Ben Folds
    ?i wonder if that was a real post or not...

anyway..a friend of mine knows caleb (bff's producer) and he said he saw the
kate video @ sony...i dunno if it's true (again) but he said the whole video
was the band singing in bed (naked)....w/ a 35mm camera....

....
i havn't gotten an armchair in 3 days...
anyway a live cd would be awsome.


- ---
Michael J. Beam
hardhead@underworld.net
administrator for the underworld networking systems
ben folds five - http://www.underworld.net/bff/
no surprises please
- -radiohead

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Date: Fri, 11 Jul 1997 20:42:18 -0000
From: "Paul May" <may@iol.ie>
Subject: Satan is my master!!

Hey everybody

As of tomorrow (12th July 17:00 gmt), "Satan is my Master (live at
Ziggy's)" will be available for download
 (for a limited time only) in MP3 format from my homepage
http://www.iol.ie/~may.
Also available is MP3 playing software and the Registration code for the
playing app. I hope to change the songs
as regularly as possible.

Don't forget to keep sending your Photos, and details for the "People on
the Armchair" page,
and thanks to those of you who have already contributed.

Paul

paulmay@bigfoot.com
www.iol.ie/~may

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Date: Sun, 13 Jul 1997 17:23:47 -0000
From: "Bryan L. Brown" <idaho@appstate.campus.mci.net>
Subject: Review the shirt thing

There was a while there when I wasn't =
receiving the Armchair and apparently I missed the whole deal about the =
T-shirts.  What's going on?</p>

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Date: Sat, 12 Jul 1997 12:56:25 +0000
From: alex_tea <mabp65@dial.pipex.com>
Subject: reda this it'z great!!!!

hello,

everybody'z been talking about wearing stuff to get recognised as
armchairettes well, what about we all take melody pops to gigz. melody
pops are a mix between a trombone a recorder and a lolly. they comer in
three flavours, watermelon, cola and strawberry! they're lovely, we
could all sit at home practising all the bff songz we know and then play
them at gigz. they might not last the whole set, but it sure would be
kool, and cheaper than t-shirts as they're only 20p a throw.
unfortunately, i don't know if you can get them in america, or
austrailia, but you can get them here in teh uk. yeah.

also i've only had one contribution for five fold #3 so far. five fold
is my ben folds five zine. it'z wonderful, and if i like yr contrib.
then you get a free copy!!! just email me yr contribs ok?? if you would
like to buy issue 2 then send 50p or 3ircs and an a5 sae to alex, 93
shortheath road, farnham, surrey, gu9 8rz, uk. ok? good...

love and modemz,


alex_tea
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Date: Sun, 13 Jul 1997 17:23:47 -0000
From: "Bryan L. Brown" <idaho@appstate.campus.mci.net>
Subject: Review the shirt thing


There was a while there when I wasn't receiving the Armchair and apparently
I missed the whole deal about the T-shirts.  What's going on?


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Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1997 01:09:33 -0400
From: Leo Hernandez <hernandezl@Citadel.edu>
Subject: BFF rocks.

Hey all,
   I'm new to the list but have been listening to BFF for about a year
now.  They used to play here at the Music Farm in Charleston, SC a lot
but they've cooled that off with Horde, Japan and England and we're very
sad.  Anyway, I love the way the lyrics and the music don't match: even
when Ben's singing a depressing song it cheers me up for some reason. 
BFF has been regular rotation muzak on 96 Wave here in Chucktowne and I
always loved the music, but never bought the CD.  Then I saw Bottle on
M2 and got even more interested, but didn't buy both CDs until I heard
Whatever & Ever at my girlfriend's house.  Now they're just about all I
play (except for Jump, Little Children).  Anyway, I'm glad I finally got
both CDs and found the websites and this mailing list.  If anyone wants
to trade some BFF bootlegs for some Jump, Little Children, I'd be happy
to, just e-mail me.  J, LC is a lot like BFF: they're both from Southern
college towns with not a lot of concentration on a 6 string.  J,LC is
comprised of a string bassist, a cello, a
mandolin/harmonica/tin-whistle/very cool dude, a drummer, and the
greatest lyricist/singer to ever live.  If you wanna learn more about
J,LC, visit my homepage @
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/9086/jlc.html or visit
http://www.jumplittlechildren.com/  They're originally from
Winston-Salem (except for Jonathan Gray) and now live here in
CHarleston.  They also played with BFF at Music Midtown Fest.  They only
reason they PLAYED MMF was to see Ben Folds Five. :)  Anyway, catch you
all later.

                                        Leo
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Leo Hernandez                                     hernandezl@citadel.edu
725 Longfellow Road                        2hernandezl@citcs.citadel.edu
Charleston, SC 29407-7045                             Topher4091@aol.com
Check out my Jump, Little Children web site at:
                      http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/9086/jlc.html
========================================================================

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Date: Sun, 13 Jul 97 13:51:49 -0400
From: Mick Weeks <mickw@voicenet.com>
Subject: BFF on PBS West 54th

For those who live in the Philadelphia viewing area and can get Channel 
12, check this out!

Friday, July 18, 11:00 p.m. 
SESSIONS AT WEST 54TH

This new music series features a mix of contemporary artists who
perform intimate live sets which are recorded for public
television. Each one-hour program in the series showcases established
and up-and-coming artists from an array of musical genres. Each
program features two musical acts, each performing for one half-hour,
as well as brief interviews with the featured artists. The program is
hosted by Chris Douridas, the award-winning radio programmer and
journalist from L.A.'s KCRW. This episode features Taj Mahal and Ben
Folds Five. Taj blends his electric roots-style rhythm with
traditional blues and Ben Folds Five perform their guitar-less brand
of piano-driven pop. The second episode of SESSIONS AT WEST 54TH airs
Friday, July 18 at 11 p.m. on TV12.

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Date: Sun, 13 Jul 1997 22:27:12 -0005
From: Ryan Lewandowski <mrl8550@ritvax.isc.rit.edu>
Subject: Re: Cool in School shirts

That's odd.  I got mine in less than a week.  That was a few months ago, 
though, so maybe they got busy.

Ryan Lewandowski
http://www.rit.edu/~mrl8550
mrl8550@rit.edu

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