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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #645 - November 24, 1997



Magical Armchair Digest   Monday, November 24 1997   Volume 01 : Number 645



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    LA show again
    Re: brick puzzle 
    question about one line in brick
    MA #637-639
    Tunes
    SFTD in Comedy Show
    BF5 in Austin 
    "sell some gifts"/Providence/etc 
    flaming lips 
    Eddie Walker, NBP
    BF5 in People Magazine!
    Bff not comming to penn.
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #635 
    Oh, man... what a friggin' weekend.
    RE: NBP art, piano lesson
    SENIOR QUOTE--HELP!! 
    would the real hilarie surreana please stand up? 

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Date: Sat, 22 Nov 1997 22:18:49 PST 
From: "chris pryor" 
Subject: LA show again

Hey I just thought I would post one more time because I can now get a 
ride to the El Rey show, but I still need a ride back to Santa Clarita.  
So if anyone from up north here is going and could possibly help me out, 
I'd be so grateful.  If not, I guess I'll beg everyone I know with a 
car.  Thanks, 
Chris

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 00:18:13 -0800
From: qreeus@uclink4.berkeley.edu (Nathan Gunn)
Subject: Re: brick puzzle 

>anybody have any ideas why he'd be selling gifts?

I always figured it was because (1) he got bad christmas gifts or (2) he
needed the money.  If the song is indeed about going through with an
abortion, I imagine it's probably the second reason.
  Swingfully,
    Nathan


                                *********


"It will be Christmas before too long and if you're like me the dying days of
a year are a transcendent time because a New Year in spite of everything is
an unspeakable gift.  And some of us occasionally think of that which snuck
down and climbed into a Jewish girl's stomach and later claimed to have
created the universe and what not and now everybody drives around with the
number of the years since that subversive birth stamped on their license
plates.

(I know, I know, what does any of this have to do with reindeer?)"
                                                -Linford Detweiler

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 21:41:23 +1100
From: Sarah 
Subject: question about one line in brick

>why am i telling you this? well, she brought up a super good point...what
>does the line mean when ben sings "and sell some shit i got" what is he
>selling? where is he selling it to?

The line is actually "Sell some gifts that I got."  A friend of mine and I
have theorisd that he is going to sell his christmas presents to help pay
for the abortion... That's just a theory though, working on the supposition
that the song is about abortion...

Sarah

Live all you can; it's a mistake not to. It doesn't matter 
what you do in particular, so long as you have had a life. 
If you haven't had that, what have you had?
	- Henry James

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 02:52:38 -0800 (PST)
From: Jodie Poole 
Subject: MA #637-639

HI everyone!
    If anyone still has Volumes 637-639 of the Armchair in their
mailbox, could you please forward them onto me?  Thanks!
   Oh, and anyone out there who needs to contact me in the future, my
new e-mail address is jodiepoole@yahoo.com now (not
jpoole@tartarus.uwa.edu.au as before).
Catcha!
Jodie
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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 12:05:55 -0000
From: "Kam" 
Subject: Tunes

I saw Radiohead last Wednesday and they are the Best Band ever 



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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 11:46:15 -0500 (EST)
From: Patrick J McDonough 
Subject: SFTD in Comedy Show

Last night was the annual Wake Forest Sketch Comedy Show called "In Search
of a Corner," which I can most accurately compare to a "Naked Gun" style
comedy show about life at Wake.
	The skits are interspersed with house blackouts where the sound
operators play some songs relative to the skits that have just ended, and
then just songs they like, and the audience usually claps or sings along.
Last night featured "UnSkinny Bop" by Poison, "Cherry Pie" by Warrant,
(yes, these guys dig DEEP) that song by Cowboy Mouth that was mentioned in
the last Armchair, some song called "Shoot Me in the Ass," among others. 
Then, before the final skit, the lights go out and I hear a familiar, "1!
2! 3! 4!" and uncontrollably, I immediately screamed "WhOA!!! BEN FOLDS
FIVE!!!" and proceeded to sing like a champ until the next skit began at
the end of the first chorus, jarring the people around me with "well, f#$%
you too!"
	Needless to say, it was a bully time.  

Sometimes I think I oughta call-
Patrick from Winston-Salem

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 18:02:08 +0100
From: lendakike@mail.utexas.edu (Lenny Barszap)
Subject: BF5 in Austin 

Last night was awesome.  Of the five times I've seen them, that was the
best.  I can't discribe it.  If anyone has a tape of that show I would love
to trade for it.  I have about 13 BF5 bootlegs as well as numerous other
bands (Phish, Dead, Leftover Salmon, Bela Fleck, Dave Grisman, Mr Bungle,
etc.).  I saw some mics in the back of the show, but they turned out to be
tapers for the band.  They said they couldn't give out copies of their
tapes.  PLEASE, ANYONE WHO TAPED THE SHOW, WRITE ME>

Lenny

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 12:37:32 -0500 (EST)
From: Znice@aol.com
Subject: "sell some gifts"/Providence/etc 

In a message dated 97-11-23 00:37:06 EST, you write:

> re: jessica's mom's confusion -- the lyric is "sell some gifts that i got" 
>  but i have always wondered about that line too. it just doesn't make any 
>  sense to me, and i meant to ask them about it when i saw them in west 
>  palm beach last month but i was too busy making a fool of myself to 
>  remember. 
>  anybody have any ideas why he'd be selling gifts? 


I always thought it meant they didn't have enough money to pay for the
abortion so they decided to sell some of their christmas gifts (day after
christmas...)  Anyone??
Also I've spoke to a few people who've expressesed interest in meeting for a
few cocktails before the 12/3 Providence show.  If you are going to the show
and are interested, please email me!  Does
anyone know the band order for the 12/2 Boston show with Catherine Wheel and
Everclear?  Who's opening for who?  I just had a dream that Ben Folds was
playing at my grammer school yard sale and there were all these old people
there who were all pissed off because they were playing too loud and i was
the only one watching them.  Needless to say I was happy to see the show by
myself but was angry that no one else appreciated them.  Weird huh?  that's
it for now.  farewell armchair
                                                                        young
eric
                                                                          

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 12:43:31 -0500 (EST)
From: Znice@aol.com
Subject: flaming lips 

In a message dated 97-11-23 00:36:36 EST, you write:

> Will somebody please help me with the opening line of "She Don't Use
Jelly"?
>   I can't quite make out what Darren is saying.  It's "I know a girl who
>  _________  ___  _____"?  It's really bugging me.


I always thought it was "I know a girl who thinks of ghosts, she'll make you
breakfast, she'll make you toast"  I could be wrong though.    young erid

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 11:55:18 
From: "Hannah Kuhlmann" 
Subject: Eddie Walker, NBP

>I heard something about a new album of live stuff and b sides in january.
>Can anyone supply some more details? 

There's a lot of information about the new album circulating on the web. . 
*my favorite site happens to be:

http://www.Geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/7544/bf5page.html

>- -Everybody download Eddie Walker, this is your life if you can't get a
>copy-the quality's real poor, but it's one of Ben Folds' best.
Supposedly Eddie Walker will be on NBP!  I don't know how excited everyone 
else is, but Eddie has become one of my favorite BFF songs too.  Does anyone 
know what the song is about?  I heard that Eddie Walker played bass for 
Majosha (Ben'd old band) for awhile or something.  To me the song sounds 
like a guy in a group home or a hospital or somwhere.  At any rate, it has 
one of the coolest choruses around -- download it now so you can say you 
were hip to it before NBP came out! 

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 13:52:36 -0500
From: Sonny Pieper 
Subject: BF5 in People Magazine!

Hey Kids,

Our favorite band is featured in the Dec. 1st issue (Prince William &
Prince Harry are on the cover) of People Magazine.  The
mini-article/interview w/ Ben is on page 45.  

whatever and ever, AMEN!

Sonny

P.S.  You can forget about BF5 playing those tiny 600+ music clubs anymore!  

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 14:08:44 -0500 (EST)
From: marc s kaplan 
Subject: Bff not comming to penn.

Whoever wrote that bff did not come anywhere near pennsylvania is sorley
wrong.... They played at the supper club in philly on 12/8 i think, and
played at westmentser college on 12/7 i think.  I am just glad they are
comming to the MD/DC area, i am psyched...

				-/\/\arc

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 14:14:51 -0500 (EST)
From: F2G2@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #635 

tf and jim.
you disappoint me with your idiocy.
matthew

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 14:08:31 -0600
From: Dan Mauer 
Subject: Oh, man... what a friggin' weekend.

Heya.

Some of you folks who've been on the armchair for a long time might
vaguely remember when I posted about the fact that my copy of the first
WNEW radio show had ceased to be in my posession due to the fact that my
car stereo had been ripped off and that cassette happened to be in the
tape deck at the time. Well, I've got that shit beat.  This friday, my
3-month-old new freaking CAR was stolen!!!  AND, to top it off... inside
the car were **ALL** of my bootlegs (about 8 hours of BFF stuff and a
good deal of stuff from other bands), AND my self-titled Bus Stop CD,
and a ton of other stuff I didn't wanna lose (but the rest is at least
easily replaceable).  So hey, all you people I was planning to trade
bootlegs with, I'm totally sorry, but I don't HAVE any anymore.  If
anyone would be so kind as to do a few blank tape trades with me or
something, I'd love you forever... anyways, though, that's my depressing
story.  I'm gonna go bitch at the cops now.

Love and fishes,
- -dan.

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 14:20:35 
From: "Hannah Kuhlmann" 
Subject: RE: NBP art, piano lesson

>> I wonder what the album art will look like for the 'new' cd???

>Do somebody have something for the new album??? Will there be naked 
>baby photos on it??? That would be cool... NOT!!!

I heard a RUMOR (it's a rumor, kids, not gospel. . . ) that either Robert or 
Darren designed the art for the album.

>If you could have a private piano lesson with Ben and he could teach you 
>only ONE song on piano, which song would you have him teach you?

this is a fascinating question!  Does it have to be a BFF song?  Assuming it 
does, I think it has to be Philosophy for me.  Mostly because this is the 
first BFF song I really fell in love with, but also because I think it 
contains a really elaborate and interesting piano part (and I *think* there 
may be some Gershwin in there, too. . .JUST KIDDING!)with a ton of really 
fun stuff.  

Speaking of playing Philosophy -- does anyone with the piano book know how 
good that version is?  OR how good any of the book is, for that matter?  Is 
it worth checking the web site every day to see if it's FINALLY in stock?  
Thanks.  Sorry this post is so LONG!
- -----------------------------------------------
hannah kuhlmann - kuhl0025@tc.umn.edu
I feel like a quote out of context,
withholding the rest,
so I can be for you what you want to see. . .
- -BEN FOLDS
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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 17:01:22 -0500 (EST)
From: Jessica237@aol.com
Subject: SENIOR QUOTE--HELP!! 

hey guys! i am in DIRE NEED of some totally serious help. i know i already
asked you guys for help with this, but now i have specific instructions for
it. my senior quote is due in for the yearbook super soon. it can only be 25
words...and i am definitely, no matter what, going to use a ben folds five
quote. my huge problem being, WHAT QUOTE SHOULD I USE?? please EMAIL me all
suggestions IMMEDIATELY because i have to get it in to the yearbook office
very very soon. i know some of you emailed me suggestions when i asked for
help with this awhile back, but please send me your suggestions again if you
can. thanks a lot everyone. i thank you from the deepest bottom of my
heart...have a nice day. --jess

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Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 18:14:13 -0500 (EST)
From: F2G2@aol.com
Subject: would the real hilarie surreana please stand up? 

hey------
i was supposed to mail out a tape w/all sorts of neat things and some bf5
b-sides on it to the aforementioned individual.
quite some time ago, i did......after procrastinating altogether too much.
and yesterday, saturday, i came home to note that the post office had
returned my tape..........to her, marked "incorrect address" or some such
nonsense.  i'm paraphrasing.  now i feel like an ass because the tape she
sent me was in my mailbox--oh--3 minutes after she told me she'd send it.
and what i rilly want to say is-------------
THE TAPE IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE YOUR ADDRESS SO PLEASE, if you read this,
DROP ME A LINE W/THE PROPER ADDRESS.  so i can stop feeling guilty, among
other things.

matthew

did you guys hear that robert is a transexual pothead with a weird fetish for
penguins?

smile.............

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