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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #772 - January 21, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest   Tuesday, January 20 1998   Volume 01 : Number 772



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    penis! and *metaphor*
    Massachusetts
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #771
    coolest guy ever
    AUSSIE FANS, and bass distortions
    NEW German release date
    Philly Show = Email me

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 01:04:14 -0500 (EST)
From: Kevin Keeler <insanity@underworld.net>
Subject: penis! and *metaphor*

some dude wrote: 
>Personally, I think it's a little twisted to
>think that the song is entirely about Ben's penis.  Call me pathectically
>analytical, but in my humble opinion the song is about...<drum roll? ok,
>maybe not> Ben's philosophy.

not to be rude, but when people discuss what a song is "about," they are
usually interested in the metaphor.  the deeper meaning.  No one gets any
prizes for saying "'uncle walter' is about this uncle whos name is walter
and he sits in a  chair and sees kids smokin pot...".  that is not an
interpretation!

and see the siilarities between that and "['philosophy'] is about Ben's
philosophy"  ?

NOw if someone said "'Uncle Walter' is representative of the decayal of
our democratic government into little more than a big brother type
oligarchy with little solutions but many delusions...." that would be an
interpretation (note: that was just rambling.  dont credit that to me
unless it turns out to be good)

so i *know* we can agree that the "high rise" could mean penis
(remember!!! metaphor here!)  do ya see?  

not saying i agree but you seemed kornfused.

and i subscribed to this list way back in the day but havent posted in 8
months because, frankly (no pun intended), its been cock.

kevin (the unsung Master)
http://www.underworld.net/bff
"go ahead, you can laugh all you want--I got my  big ol' schlong"

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 01:51:32 EST
From: Emmaline20 <Emmaline20@aol.com>
Subject: Massachusetts

I am solemnly going to make this vow...that I shall never post again, well,
okay, maybe not ever again, but not for a while, because I'm starting to think
that people think I'm some sort of bumbling idiot..I've just got way too much
time on my hands these days. Anyhooo..I just wanted to proudly proclaim that I
too hail from the great state of Massachusetts...specifically the Pittsfield
area during the summer and month of January, and the lovely Amherst area the
rest of the year. It seems as though I'm the only one sometimes from this part
of the state on here, everyone else is from Eastern MA..so lonely sometimes.
Umm..as for BFF content, uhh...I think the guys are swell.

Sarah :)

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 01:56:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: 1_PCAMESELLE@FAIR1.FAIRFIELD.EDU
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #771

dont they have a third album out now?

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 02:18:19 EST
From: FHudetz <FHudetz@aol.com>
Subject: coolest guy ever

<< Heck, that must have been one hell of a night last! I know I was 
 pretty drunk, but did I really sleep for two years? And still had a 
 hangover? >>
Dude you drink, thats pretty cool...

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 18:12:08 +1100
From: "BECK" <beckwk@pnc.com.au>
Subject: AUSSIE FANS, and bass distortions

Hi Yall

I know that the Sydney release date for
NBP is 22/1/98, and I got my order in
(gotta love my local music store!)


One other thing, somebody mailed me 
about roberts BASS DISTORTIONS, and
stated that one of them was the BIG MUFF
well, I questioned a friend that works in a
guitar shop, and he said that yes, there is
such a distortion, but it is made in Russia of
all places. I NEED ANY INFO ABOUT THE
BASS DISTORTIONS THAT ANYBODY IS
KIND ENOUGH TO OFFER, as I'm close to
tracking it down!

Matt
somebody pinched the recycle bin??

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 10:52:49 MEZ-1MESZ
From: "REIFFERT CHRISTOPH FB07" <reiffert@hrz2.uni-oldenburg.de>
Subject: NEW German release date

Hello fellow Armchairs,

The NEW release date for NBP in Germany is

MONDAY,  26TH JANUARY.

I hope it will not be changed again to February.

Bye,

Chris



aus speziellem Anlass :


>>> The world is full of ugly things that we can't change

Pretend it's not that way is my idea of faith <<<


                       (Ben Folds Five)

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Date: Tue, 20 Jan 1998 07:57:22 EST
From: Starstrail <Starstrail@aol.com>
Subject: Philly Show = Email me

for those of yall who are goin to the philly show, send me a letter and lemme
know...perhaps we can all get together and meet...
feb 21 cannot get here fast enough...i'm friggin giving up a snowboardin trip
for them three...but hell they know i'd give up way more than that...

the moon is out, the stars invite,
kestrel

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