THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #791 - January 29, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest   Thursday, January 29 1998   Volume 01 : Number 791



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #786
    Toast 
    anyone have a hammerstein ticket?
    http://www.cyber-west.com/rtuesday
    My 2 cents...
    ConnecteD URL
    BIG KWESTION (mispelled on purpose)
    laughing my a$$ off and I am rolling on the floor
    Chicago Tickets
    Yes, it's the same Caroline Records...
    Leave your onions at the door
    BEN FOLDS FIVE TO STAR IN MOVIE!
    the vet trip

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 21:21:19 EST
From: BlueJellow <BlueJellow@aol.com>
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #786

In a message dated 98-01-28 13:12:39 EST, you write:

<< > I gotta agree with Joe. Also, I think "he is drowning slowly" because he
is
 >  holding onto her.
 >  
 >  I think the "brick" is his girlfriend, but couldn't it also be the unborn
 >  baby? The baby is just kind of weighing everyone down, without reallying
 >  doing anything.
 
 No, no, no, no!!!!! Please don't start this again! I can't take it!!!!
 
 Oh yeah, one more thing: as much talk as there is about how much the Spice
 Girls suck, there sure are a lot of people on this list who seem to know an
 awful lot about what they released and when.  I don't think I'd be admitting
 to knowing any of that information.
 
 Brad >>

OH GET OVER IT! The armchair is a place to discuss ALL BFF songs, not just the
ones you're not sick of. That's pretty selfish.
P.S. (Just to make you mad) I always thought that the girl was a symbol of a
brick tied to the leg of her boyfriend, and she was pulling him down. People
drown from stuff hanging on their legs all the time. I envisioned them
twirling down the toilet for some odd reason. Whoops.
Lucy

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 22:06:01, -0500
From: TuxedoKamen1@prodigy.com (MR MAMORU E CHIBA)
Subject: Toast 

Well, for those of you expecting info on Toast, you shall be 
disappointed. Hi, I'm new to theMA, my names Ian. There are a couple 
of things I'd like to bring up...
1. Are there any BTS Fans on the MA? I actually just got turned on to 
them from hearing BFF cover "Twin falls" amd found one of their CDs...
 Anyone know what BTS Album that's on?
2. Any BFF Fans gonig to the show here in Chi-Town, IL? I wanna go 
but my friends who like them don't want to....
That's it for now...
Ian

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http://pages.prodigy.com/kp.ens/sm_ffic.htm
"This is the part I wouldn't show you. The part where you say, 'I 
don't even know you.' this is your cue. Be glad it's through." 
- -Jawbreaker "Jet Black"
"This is the story you won't tell the kids we'll never have."
- -Jawbreaker "Sluttering (May 4th)"

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 22:29:43 -0500
From: jen chen <pickle@bellatlantic.net>
Subject: anyone have a hammerstein ticket?

the pains i go through to go to the hammerstein ballroom show....it's
amazing.  i finally find someone to go to the show with (thanks,
randy!), but i checked good old ticket master, and...gasp! they're sold
out!  so if anyone has an extra ticket or knows of where i can get one,
pray tell!

i'm seriously going to crap a pickle if i don't get this ticket :)

jen chen

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 21:24:44 -0700
From: Vibes <rtuesday@juno.com>
Subject: http://www.cyber-west.com/rtuesday

Like BFF? Like Music?
http://www.cyber-west.com/rtuesday/
CHECK IT OUT!!!

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 23:28:59 -0500
From: "Keith Fehn" <kjfehn@iquest.net>
Subject: My 2 cents...

Long-winded Newbie alert (a.k.a., my first post)!

I started listening to BFF when The Battle for Who Could Care Less was
released.  I loved that song (still do) for the  excellent lyrics and
because it reminded me of a friend and people I knew in college.  I was very
reticent to purchase the CD, though, because I had heard nothing else from
them and I have been burned before by purchasing albums because of one song.
Anyway, the burnout at the record store said it was great, so I gave it a
try.  Man oh man, was I thrilled.  Every few years I discover a band comes
along that renews my faith in modern music.  First it was REM (1987), then
Pearl Jam (1991), then Phish (1994), and now Ben Folds Five (1997).  I just
wish I could have discovered them earlier.  I feel like I have missed
something.  I have been listening to all of their CD's almost non-stop for
months.  I have been telling anyone who will listen how great their music
is.  I need new songs! I feel like a junkie...

Anyone still reading this?
Keith

P.S.:  I know it has been discussed ad naseum, but here goes...  I think the
phone that rings in SLNIT is a AT&T cordless phone.  It sounds just like
mine.

P.P.S.:  If anyone knows how I can get 2 tickets to the Chicago show, please
e-mail me (kjfehn@iquest.net).  Maybe I'll get lucky and they will add a
show in Indy like last time.   That one was never even on the the official
web site until after the fact.

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 00:35:37 EST
From: Brad654 <Brad654@aol.com>
Subject: ConnecteD URL

Can someone e-mail me the URL for the ConnecteD web site? I've lost it
somehow, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

Brad

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 00:52:44 EST
From: Mystic1879 <Mystic1879@aol.com>
Subject: BIG KWESTION (mispelled on purpose)

Okay peeps.....DID ANYONE NOTICE THE GEORGE GERSHWIN REFERENCE IN UNDERGROUND?

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 01:08:10 EST
From: Mystic1879 <Mystic1879@aol.com>
Subject: laughing my a$$ off and I am rolling on the floor

I am so happy to find that brick it is not as depressing as it seems to be.
Thanks, angrydwarf for making the whole brick thing bubble over like that.  I
am also tired of discussing brick...I believe you when you say that...

Kudos:
Meredith

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 01:30:18 EST
From: Phisher XC <PhisherXC@aol.com>
Subject: Chicago Tickets

I am looking for two Chicago tickets, yeah the venue is real small, but I was
hoping someone out there might have a cople extras. Thanx.


Ryan

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 03:50:33 EST
From: HndOfChaos <HndOfChaos@aol.com>
Subject: Yes, it's the same Caroline Records...

<<Hey friends...
  So here's a question, since I'm not that huge a Smashing Pumpkins fan
(believe me, this is somehow related to BFF, I promise).  I was checking
out my Singles soundtrack (which is pretty damn good, in my humble
opinion) and it says that Smashing Pumpkins appear courtesy of Caroline
Records and Virgin America.  Am I correct in assuming this is the same
Caroline Records, or not?  Just curious...>>

Someone asked if Caroline Records is the same company that the Smashing
Pumpkins used to be on...It *is*. The Smashing Pumpkins released their debut
album, "Gish," on Caroline in 1991, then signed with Virgin Records and that's
where they've been ever since.

I'll stop now, before going into a long-winded tirade about the Smashing
Pumpkins and Ben Folds Five possible connection/conspiracy/evil plot/whatever.

~Kathryn

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 21:05:30 +1100
From: "Liz " <bregg@macquarie.matra.com.au>
Subject: Leave your onions at the door

....... and your Spice Girls and Bricks .....

Possibly old news for some, but I was checking out 'The Onion' the other
day after not reading it for ages, and lo and behold, there was a feature
on BFF.  For those who haven't seen it you may like to check it out at:

http://avclub.theonion.com/avclub3117/avfeature3117.html

And to steal a quote from Jordon on the list - normal reading of 'The
Onion' is *not* for the sarcastically challenged :-)  Oh, and community
announcement - it is also not intended for readers under 18 years of age
(okay, how many people did I just encourage to go there ......).  

As for my other real quick comments:
1) Twas fab to see One Angry Dwarf so high in the JJJ Hottest 100 - I know
I voted for it, but I admit I was surprised to see it do so well (and Ben's
intro was very cool);
2) NBP is great.  Particularly love Eddie Walker (sucker for the 'ballad'
tis me ....); and
3) Petra - Ben *was* here on a driving holiday or something.  A friend of a
friend of a friend (don't you just love those links .....) met him in
Adelaide whilst he was here.

'Nuff said from me

Later

Liz

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 11:34:27 -0600
From: "Erik C. Lyons" <EPA8820@epa.state.il.us>
Subject: BEN FOLDS FIVE TO STAR IN MOVIE!

In the latest move by the media giants at DreamWorks, plans have been
laid out to cast the zany musical trio from North Carolina, Ben Folds Five, in
a new sci-fi action/love story movie. The title has already been agreed to:
White Men Can't Rap. After reading the script, Ben Folds had this to say,
"Shit yea it's cool." Darren simply said, "Oh Goddamn. I saw a Goddamn.
Fuckin' Goddamn." The talented trio inked the $20 million deal on the heels
of the widely released Naked Baby Photos, which contains the theme song,
"For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs" a soon-to-be national rap anthem.
On the love story line in the movie, Darren replied, "I have to call my
girlfriend first." 

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Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 14:23:27 EST
From: Starstrail@aol.com
Subject: the vet trip

angrydwarf, man you are one sick buffy, er puppy! ;)

kestrel
starstrail@aol.com

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