THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #813 - February 10, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest   Tuesday, February 10 1998   Volume 01 : Number 813



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #809
    Battles of Me, I care!
    Re: BF5 Sheet music
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #812
    Re: BFF on the women of '94....
    Magical Armchair Digest V1 #812 
    Any more tour dates??
    Or is it the Wack-Street Boys...
    About my interests
    Here Is The Information You Requested! 

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Date: Sat, 7 Feb 1998 20:45:47 EST
From: BlueJellow@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #809

In a message dated 98-02-06 21:04:03 EST, you write:

<< 1. Anyone who is not a Uncle Plastic Bitch should have the  of 
 praising all the UPB and telling them how cool they are. As a matter 
 of fact, for those BFF Fans who aren't fortunate enough to find 
 Singles, Bootlegs, and Imports they should constantly suck up to the 
 UPBs and try and get copies of tapes. >>

I do believe you are unhealthily obsessed 

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Date: Sat, 7 Feb 1998 21:29:23 EST
From: Gymnasia10@aol.com
Subject: Battles of Me, I care!

Atlanta rules!  BOWCCL is a hit on our local radio station.  I awoke and
turned on my radio to find such a pleasant song playing.  So, I turned it up
really loud and enjoyed their air play.  Just thought I'd let you guys know!

Ginger

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Date: Fri, 06 Feb 1998 21:43:40 +1000
From: Jason Allen <jallen@pobox.com>
Subject: Re: BF5 Sheet music

Chantel said on the Armchair.....

> I was wondering if anybody could help me get my hands on BF5 sheet 
> music. I am starting to teach myself piano again and I thought it would 
> be really good if I could start with a few (simple!) tunes.

http://www.sheet-music.com

I ordered it a month ago and it was charged to my credit card. Last week they
credited my credit card. I have written to support to find out it's status (the
automated system on their web page lists it as "unknown") but haven't received a
reply yet :{{

- -- 

Jason Allen <mailto:jallen@pobox.com>   (Melbourne, Australia)
Phone: 04 1934 3588   (+61 4 1934 3588)
ICQ UIN=1533700

Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1,
over the leased line, off the bridge, past the
firewall... nothing but Net.

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Date: Sat, 7 Feb 1998 22:29:53 EST
From: BuzDun@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #812

First:
Check this out...
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palladium/5194/bf5.html
It's not mine, but that's fine. Will's got it under control.

Second:
On the subject of BF5 Elvis Costello covers, let's not be stingy. "Riot Act"
(from Get Happy!!) or "So Like Candy" (from Mighty Like A Rose) would be
nice... Personally, my vote is for "20% Amnesia" (from Brutal Youth). 

Third:
It is awful hard for a new guy without trades to get tapes out there... I
mean, really hard. I must have been to at least thirteen or fourteen boot-
sites, and the majority is dead set against giving a sucker an even break!
What's worse, the ones who seem like they'll lend you a hand... their
addresses are inactive. So there... No Soup For You!

Home:
That's enough of my gripe...
G'night KellyRobot, wherever you are!

DWD

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Date: Sat, 07 Feb 1998 19:40:30 PST 
From: "Dustin O." <doneil41@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: BFF on the women of '94....

>alright, i admit, i watched the fox "women of 94 revisited" tonya and 
>nancy face to face shindig last night.  and gee, am i glad i did.  as 
>the wholesome and pure skaters such as nancy and that oksana skated >in 
a packed arena in vail... the camera suddenly cut to a pond where >tonya 
was skating to a crowd of about, oh, maybe 2 or three people.  >anyway, 
i digress.  the music playing while tonya skated?  none other >than 
selfless, cold and composed by good ole ben folds five.  i just >thought 
it was kind of humorous. it's not so bad being trendy,
>*jackie*

  I started screaming when I saw that, I was like "Jesus! They play a 
good song like this during this crap of a TV show?"
Then they played the Dave Matthews Band, and I went even crazier.
I don't even know why I watched that, I just wanted to see a fight I 
think.
I just had to get that off my chest
Dustin

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Date: Sat,  7 Feb 1998 22:43:14, -0500
From: TuxedoKamen1@prodigy.com (MR MAMORU E CHIBA)
Subject: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #812 

   Well, after seeing someone quote me, then say they were leaving 
the MA I'd just like to apologize to all of you who can't tell 
Sarcasm. I do agree that the classification system is ridiculous, 
because you're still a fan regardless of how you got turned on to the 
band. You shouldn't be classified by anything besides the fact that 
you listen to the band...

 Ian

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don't even know you.' this is your cue. Be glad it's through." 
- -Jawbreaker "Jet Black"
"This is the story you won't tell the kids we'll never have."
- -Jawbreaker "Sluttering (May 4th)"

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Date: Sat, 7 Feb 1998 22:50:39 EST
From: Suzy122@aol.com
Subject: Any more tour dates??

Hello all:

My friend's friend told me that Ben Folds Five was going to be playing at
Brandeis University in April.  I don't know about that.  Does anyone know if
Ben and the boys will be touring after these announced February dates.  I have
got to see them again (which would only be for the 6th time).

When any of you see them could you post or email me the playlists.  I am so
very interested.  Thanks a bunch.

Suzanne

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Date: Sun, 08 Feb 1998 01:34:57 -0500
From: Richard Challen <rchallen@clemson.campus.mci.net>
Subject: Or is it the Wack-Street Boys...

(Apologies for not entirely on-topic)
Re:
>Anyway I am just agreeing with Richard, but one piece of advice Richard, 
lets drop the Backstreet Boys from the "cool" B list.

Sarcasm, my friends, sarcasm. The whole "my radio station plays 'Brick'
with a dance beat that sounds like Backstreet Boys" discussion?
REMEMBER? 
In the future, my sarcastic comments will be followed by an <s> for
clarity. <s>

- --rICH

"We'll smoke a bowl okay/
We'll fly away/
Or settle down..."
  --Wheres Summer B? (my interpretation, anyway)
 


Visit The RICH Homepage and check out the brand-new CD, 
LIFE/DEATH... 15 songs of romance and retribution... 
Available independently from Desperate Man Records.
         http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/9035

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Date: Sun, 8 Feb 1998 01:59:45 EST
From: JBeeler1@aol.com
Subject: About my interests

I have just joined the mailing list and I have just received my first
bulletin.  I can honestly say that I am not a "Brickhead," because, well, I
don't think that song is one of their best.
The thing that got me interested in BF5 was seeing them for a fleeting minute
on CNN(of all places).  Does anyone know what CNN thing I'm talking about?
Anyway, I liked what I heard and I liked that they did not use the now
standard guitar/guitar/bass/drum setup, so I decided to check out Whatever and
Ever Amen.  When I listened to the first track in my car immediately after
purchasing the CD, I was hooked.  What I love about BF5 the most is their fun
attitude.  They are not posers.  They are not grungers.  They are not the kind
of crap that dominates music nowadays.  They are good musicians who like to
have fun.
I recently purchased Naked Baby Photos and was once again blown away.  I love
"Jackson Canery," "Eddie Walker," "For the Benefit of Tom and Mary,"
"Underground," and everything else on the record.  I was worried that they
would turn out to be the sort of band that tries to appeal to a certain
audience, but in hearing their latest, I can see that they just like to have
fun.
I play the guitar myself(5 years now, and I am 17), but I have always wanted
to learn how to play the piano.  My favorite band is the Beatles, so BF5
struck me from the start.  I love their blending of styles.  My other
favorites are Jimi Hendrix, They Might Be Giants, Phish, and the Who.  As you
can see, I like nice melodies, yet ones that rock and roll.
For all of you that would like to talk music, e-mail me.  Also, if Ben,
Sledge, or Darren reads this, e-mail me also!  I'd like to talk about music,
songwriting, or whatever shit you'd like.
Also, regarding trading tapes, I still am interested in getting some bootlegs.
I don't have any, so I need someone to be generous and kind enough to help me
start out(sort of get my foot in the tape trading door).
So, this one's coming out. It's coming at ya'!  Now, bring in the bass,
Sledge!

Nate

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Date: Sun, 08 Feb 98 00:02:20 EST
From: majordomo@hk.super.net
Subject: Here Is The Information You Requested! 

Subject: Here Is The Information You Asked For!

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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


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