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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #824 - February 14, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest  Saturday, February 14 1998  Volume 01 : Number 824



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Summer B Lyrics SOLVED!
    Oh.. you said MAYOnaise!
    Problems w/ Taping???
    Oh, help me, I need a ticket!!!
    Whatever Chat
    MP3s and strings...
    houston setlist
    Barry Black...
    Its ok...
    Piano Ass-kickers?  Dispatch Fiona like a Cab
    re: clavinet
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #823
    label mailing list update

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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 98 19:15 PST
From: bmrosen@pixar.com (Brian Rosen)
Subject: Summer B Lyrics SOLVED!

	I just got finished digitizing Summer B, slowing it down considerably,
and filtering out everything besides the vocal track. (Amazing what computers
can do).  Anyway...the lyrics are quite plainly "We'll smote a bow-legg'd
whale".  And when you play them backwards, they say "Ben is dead, miss'm
miss'm."  And I'm not being sarcastic either.

- -- 
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|   Brian Rosen        | "That's the law around here, you gots to wear your|
|   Pixar              |  	sunglasses.  So you can feel cool.         |
|   bmrosen@pixar.com  |                     _DIG_?"                       | 
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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 22:23:16 EST
From: KNULPREK@aol.com
Subject: Oh.. you said MAYOnaise!

In a message dated 98-02-12 21:13:52 EST, you write:

<< Ben took his shirt off at the Seattle show, so if any of you want to see a
 picture of Ben Folds topless (!?!?!? :) ), head to 
 http://www.whitman.edu/~wallmr/ >>

hahaha!!! Folks, i've never really been able to pinpoint the exact moment when
a band has become popular enough that fans become these crazy absurd weird
people, but i think i've found the answer now: When they want to see the males
topless.

WHOO! That is nuts.
- -jason
 <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/knulprek/home.html">The Happy Scrappy Page
</A> 

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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 21:35:13 -0600
From: Rick Fuss <rfuss@eagle.ais.net>
Subject: Problems w/ Taping???

Has anyone had a difficult time getting their taping equipment into
a show recently?  A friend of mine wants to tape a show, but he doesn't
want to be hassled by security.  He consulted the venue and they said
it was OK as long as it was OK w/ the promoter.  Is the protocol
still to ask for Doug the Tour Manager if you get hasseled?

Thanks in advance,
- --Rick


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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 22:45:12 -0500 (EST)
From: Melanie Irene Chang <michang@wam.umd.edu>
Subject: Oh, help me, I need a ticket!!!

My life will end if I don't see Ben Folds Five-
I will die a long horrible death if I do not hear
the beautiful music, view the amazing faces, smell the BFF
I need too touch feel experiece the grace and genius
Oh help me!!!

***Need ticket to Washington DC show***

hear my gripes, feel my pain, see the sorrow
understand

Uhh, just e-mail me at michang@wam.umd.edu

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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 20:44:27 +0000
From: Chris Robles <ziggi@cats.ucsc.edu>
Subject: Whatever Chat

Hey all,

I have created a chat room at my Ben Folds Five song resource page
Whatever.  So check it out...it may be fun...tell your
friends...whatever...

Whatever chat is at:

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palladium/2935/whatever.html

I am realy hoping for a regular discussion, e-mail me with ideas for
times.  We can set up times for both fans statewide and worlwide.

Thanks

Chris

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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 23:11:45 -0600
From: Paul Kim <ptkim@uiuc.edu>
Subject: MP3s and strings...

Hey, for those of you who are interested, I have MP3s of Smoke and Fair with
strings backin' up the band.  They are both really good versions...plus I have a
bunch of other Ben Folds MP3s.  If anyone wants some, just e-mail me with requests,
etc.  I'll e-mail you back with the MP3s attached, okay?  Just trying to share the
wealth...

Paul

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Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 01:56:24 -0600 (CST)
From: Stuart Miller <estuart@owlnet.rice.edu>
Subject: houston setlist

war
battle
phil.
sc&c
jam ->
last polka
stevens
fair
brick
kate
jackson cannery
jam (rubbing the mike across the piano strings, with what i though to be
teases of uncle walter and bad idea)
- -> sftd with jam in the middle
eddie walker
smoke
jelly
julianne(nbp version)
underground (with a robert shaking his ass jam)
E: boxing, oad jammed out also

there were a bunch of other armchairers there, so i'll let them fill you
in on all the details.

stuart

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Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 07:28:46 PST 
From: "Nick Scott" <nickscott09@hotmail.com>
Subject: Barry Black...

Just wanted to let all BFF fans know about Barry Black.  I'm sure most 
of you already know, but I wanted to post it anyway.  Barry Black is a 
side project of the lead singer of Archers of Loaf (also from the heaven 
we call Chapel Hill, NC), Eric Bachmann.  The big news is Ben Folds 
plays drums on almost all the tracks!  I have the first Barry Black 
album which is self-titled, and it is very good.  Most of the songs are 
instrumental.  Just wanted to let fans know.

                                          Nick Scott

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Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 13:14:40 -0500 (EST)
From: marc s kaplan <mkap@wam.umd.edu>
Subject: Its ok...

You wrote:

>Hi everyone :)
I'm new to the list, and I'm aware that you are not all happy with
>Brickheads, but the song "Brick" is what opened my eyes to the wonderf
>world of BF5...yes, I know, it's sad to say, but now I can appreciate
>all their other songs...well, the reason for my posting is...I just go
>my new Rolling Stone (the one with Kate Winslet on the cover (the girl
>from Titanic)) and there is an article about BF5 in there.  The articl
>isn't that long, but at least the author had nothing but good things t
>say about them :)
>Bye for now :)
>
>*rachel*


I(I hope I speak for all) think it's great that the song brick is getting
obviously cool people into BFF.  Mabye alot of the oldies(but goodies) on
this list are getting annoyed w/ the "brickheads" and there immature ways,
but it is refreshing to see a post like this.

In otherwords--welcome to the list rachel

(D.C show in t-9 days!!!!  Party at my house!!1)

			-/\/\arc
 

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Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 13:32:02 -0500 (EST)
From: Patrick J McDonough <mcdonpj@wfu.edu>
Subject: Piano Ass-kickers?  Dispatch Fiona like a Cab

Someone wrote:
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THE MONSTERS OF PIANO!!!
Headliner: Ben Folds Five!
Also starring:
Tori Amos
Fiona Apple
Paula Cole
and many, many more!
Wouldn't that kick ass? I would buy tickets. As long as Elton John
stayed home.
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Okay.  Unless you are trolling (which is possible), this show would be
lucky to kick an anemic squirrel's ass.  I respect Tori Amos as a pianist
and a songwriter.  I vaguely respect Paula Cole as a songwriter, but she
is hardly a piano monster.  Fiona, don't get me started on the whiny waif.
	Having seen Elton, Ben and Paula live, and tape of the other two
live, I think the ass-kicking order would be: Ben, Elton, Tori-all of whom
would kick a good amount of ass.  Paula and Fiona would not kick any
piano-related ass, which is ironic, since Fiona can be quite an ass.
	NOW: if you want some ass-kicking piano, dig up people like Greg
Phillanganes, Reese Winans, or Chuck Levell.  

You gonna let me in, D?

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Date: 13 Feb 1998 14:07:06 -0500
From: "Worth Wagers" <wwagers@marakon.com>
Subject: re: clavinet

>the organ sounding thing on the album version of "Smoke" is a clavinet
>(i've also heard people refer to it as a melodica)

Just for clarification, the instrument IS a melodica, a clavinet is an electric keyboard (w/strings) from the '70s that approximates the sound of an electric guitar that's usually played through a wah wah pedal:

Think Sly and the Family Stone or Stevie's "Superstitious"

Just for the record.
- -Worth

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Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 17:56:48 EST
From: Qualitease@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #823

<< Has anyone listened closely to the
 drumming at the end of Ultimate Sacrifice
 I must say it sounds really (like the last 5
 secs) >>

Apparently, the band cut that seque from the album.  They were about to go
into a snoop dog cover, and you can hear the drumming intro fade away towards
the end of Ultimate Sacrifice.
    ~Alan

http://www.wickedquality.com

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Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 18:46:30 EST
From: Rocketno8@aol.com
Subject: label mailing list update

i got this e-mail beacause i'm on Epic's bf5 mailing list. for those of you
that aren't here's what it said:
BFF ONLINE
******************
You'll be able to watch and listen to the February 15th Ben
Folds Five show LIVE ONLINE from the Riviera Theatre in
Chicago starting at 10:00 PM Eastern. It's all happening at
JamTV's Virtual Venue
http://www.jamtv.com
http://www.bffweb.com

Ben Folds Five did an interview with Todd Rundgren for a new
on-line weekly radio show featuring Todd as the host. It's
called Music Nexus and it airs on Feb.25th at 11pm EST
http://www.MusicNexus.com

BFF ON THE TUBE
******************
Watch Ben Folds Five host MTV's 120 Minutes next Sunday,
February 22nd. It starts at midnight.

Then catch them playing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Wednesday, February 25th.
Check local listings for details.

BFF ON TOUR
******************
Ben Folds Five has started a new U.S. tour. Dates are in the
Tour section of bffweb.
http://www.epiccenter.com/EpicCenter/Benfoldsite/artisttour.qry?artistid=274

CONNECT WITH BFF
******************
How about a ton of cool, new interactive content to go with
your "Whatever And Ever Amen" CD?  CONNECTED allows you to
control and interact with your copy of "Whatever And Ever
Amen" in your CD-ROM drive via the web.  Hear the band
discuss tracks as they play, click on synched-up lyrics,
sing along with Kate, and more!  
http://www.music.sony.com/Music/ConnecteD/

BFF LYRICS
******************
Check out the lyrics from "Whatever and Ever Amen" and "Ben
Folds Five" online. 
Just go to
http://www.epiccenter.com/EpicCenter/Benfoldsite/artistdiscography.qry?artisti
d=274
and click on the song you want to see.
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mark those TV appearances on yr calenders! hopefully on 120 they'll play the
"Underground" video, which i've only seen once or twice(if anyone remembers
back in the spring they were on and played the "Battle" and "Walter" videos).
- -dr.rocket

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