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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #1012 - May 22, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest     Friday, May 22 1998     Volume 01 : Number 1012



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Cincy Show...
    hey buffalonian bf5ers!!! cheap edgefest tickets!!
    Webcast Suggestion for YOU!!!
    Godzirra
    subscribe
    Piano music
    answer to an insightful question
    no. please, no...
    Godzilla Soundtrack
    lets all work together to get uncle walter on MTV
    a question 
    Tall folks at shows ( the Steve! perspective)
    !@#$%^&
    some leftovers to sell
    "Pansey" Rock
    yeah, damn this sux
    "Air"...where's it in the movie?

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 04:59:05 -0400
From: "Allan Hsu" <animate2@underworld.net>
Subject: Cincy Show...

There have already been a couple posts about the Cincy show, so I won't
retell the story of the concert... But for those behind Bogart's after the
show, I was the guy with the big umbrella, making all those friends in the
pouring rain... :)

Allan Hsu <http://www.underworld.net/allan>
Dept. of Eigenstate Theory, Dept. of Sleep Deprivation
...forever wanting days of summer laughter...
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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 08:09:31 -0400 (EDT)
From: Tony Flaminio <flaminio@acsu.buffalo.edu>
Subject: hey buffalonian bf5ers!!! cheap edgefest tickets!!

	
i know someone who is selling their ben folds five tickets for some
stupid reason so....2 tickets for ben folds five at darien lake, $30 for
both, e-mail alleycat80@yahoo.com

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 08:38:41 EDT 
From: "Kurt Grieb" <sirgeb27@hotmail.com>
Subject: Webcast Suggestion for YOU!!!

for those of y’all that... are planning to listen to the webcast on the 
23rd. Come join the arm chair gang in the chat room for the dumped at 
their offical site, during the concert.  Elevate your listening 
experience by singing along live with the rest of us that evening.  For 
those that were at the last audio-net concert last week-- it was a lot 
of fun.  If you go... just try not to mention the un-namable song, 
because that could lead to a major fist fight that should not carry over 
from this mailing list. Common’ it’ll be fun, right?   

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 10:00:41 -0400
From: Jake Alderman <jalderman@lqmd.com>
Subject: Godzirra

I hope everyone who bought the Godzirra soundtrack skipped to track 5 and stopped listening to the rest of the album. I made the mistake of listening to the whole thing. My head still aches from the poor quality of the rest of the album. I bought it for the Ben folds song only. I was not expecting much from the rest of the artists. I received even less. It needs to trade Bush for Ben Folds and this would be the Apocalyptic album that would ruin music as we know it. 

Ben Folds is the savior.

Air is a great song. I just wish Brendan O'Brien would have left his hands off of it. He ruined Mathew Sweet. I hope he doesn't f**k with Ben Folds. I can't wait to here it without O'Brien. I hope Ben Folds stops doing soundtracks, like they said they would. If they want to put out a non album-cut, put it on a compilation album. At least that way I would not have to own any Puff Daddy or Wallflowers, etc.

Once again puffy could not come up with anything original. At least he got the original artist to play instead of an old record and mixed it.  It is kind of nice that Jimmy Page will get some royalties. That way he won't go into a nursing home next year when he turns 70. I have an old copy of Sittin on the Dock of the Bay. It is all scratched up and skips every 3 seconds. I was thinking of releasing it as a Puffy song. But I heard on B.E.T. that he already had it in the works. 

Fuel is trying way to hard to get their music in before the 90's are over. They have Copied every bands style except for Ben Folds. I hear they are trying to work in a baby grand on their next album. "Procreate for genocide"  That has to be the Cheesiest Line I have heard In my life. 

Days of the New meet Alice in Chains: Alice in Chains meet Days of the New

Green Day has a "great" song on the album. If you loved Brain Stew before. You'll love it even more with Godzilla singing backup.

Jamiroqueer- funk revisited. If you hadn't had enough. 

Wallflowers- My god please make it stop. I have had enough of One Headlight. I don't care what you title it. It is the same monotone song.

                                                              Sorry for Venting
                                                                   Jake

Does any one know who is opening for Ben at the Atlanta show?
                                                                     

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 07:33:59 PDT 
From: "Michael Della Bitta" <neptunelizard@hotmail.com>
Subject: subscribe

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 16:32:48 +0100 (BST)
From: MICHELLE KELNER <m.kelner@medicine.ucl.ac.uk>
Subject: Piano music

Hi

I was just wondering if anyone in England preferably London knows 
where to get BF5 piano music.  I'd love to be able to play some of 
their stuff - or in any case try to play it!!!  So, if anyone can help 
please Email me at:

mkelner@medicine.ucl.ac.uk

Thanks very much

Michelle
mkelner@medicine.ucl.ac.uk

"You're not the only one who's made mistakes but
they're the only things that you can truly call
your own."
- -Billy Joel,You're only human(second wind),GH 1&2.

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they're the only things that you can truly call
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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 12:31:44 -0400
From: Jessica Brandt <jbrandt@kent.edu>
Subject: answer to an insightful question

>Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 22:27:52 -0700
>From: andy <thoma@unt.edu>
>Subject: what do you think?
>
>ben=cool

hmm...i bet most people on this list would say

"ben who?"

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 20:14:18 +0100 (BST)
From: ER Burningham <u7g83@ugg.keele.ac.uk> 
Subject: no. please, no...

hey y'all,
to elisabeth and fellow screamers;
 we all get carried away with our emotions when we're at bff
concerts, that's why we're all on the list, right?
but, please, you do not have to destroy the ear drums of everyone around
you........=no offence, i'm sure you would stop if someone asked you, but
usually people don't and it can get nasty.....also, people crowd surfing,
when the crowd does not want them to - that bugs me....i'd rather survive to
see bff again. if that's ok
sorry this is so long and serious. man. i wish people would stop getting so
uptight about stupid arguments on the armchair. it's mostly a laugh.....:)
oo. got to go
see y'all later!
love
em

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 13:01:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: Leigh <emaline5@yahoo.com>
Subject: Godzilla Soundtrack

Personally, I disagree with an armchair a few days ago, stating that
the soundtrack was basically full of crap.  I actually think this is a
great soundtrack.  When the Scream 2 soundtrack came out,  I beat it
to a dead horse, it was awesome, but I think this one just about ties
it.  I really like the Godzilla soundtrack and I am highly impressed. 
The Silverchair song rocks.  I urge everyone to buy it! :) 

~Leigh

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 16:20:02 EDT
From: SASH37 <SASH37@aol.com>
Subject: lets all work together to get uncle walter on MTV

I'm trying to organize a massive vote for ben folds five.There is a new tv
show on MTV called total request.You vote to see a video.On may
27th,WEDNESDAY, I'm getting all my friends to vote for UNCLE WALTER by ben
folds five. You can call 1-800-DIAL-MTV or email TOTAL@MTVMAIL.COM
PLEASE be sure to call or email on the 27th.
send this to all you bff fans and fight the power.the show is on at 9:30
thanks for your help!!!!!!
tommy

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 16:59:58, -0500
From: PFJH05D@prodigy.com (MISS JESSICA R BORASH)
Subject: a question 

okay, i have a little survey, and it sort of pertains to bf5.  i saw 
a post where a girl listed what was in her cd player.  well, let's 
everyone do that.  if you don't have a cd player, then i am seriously 
crying for you, but you can tell us what is in your other music 
player.  also, people with car cd players can list that too.  okay, i 
have a three disc in my room which has:
dmb- before these crowded streets
beastie boys- license to ill
bf5- battle of who could care less single
i got a six disc for my car, as a present from a wonderful person, 
and they are:
sublime- sublime
bf5- bf5
jars of clay- jars of clay
save ferris- it means everything
dmb- before these crowded streets (it's my brother's in my cd player.
)
and i cannot think of the last one.  well, answer on the chair peeps, 
okay?  thanks a shload.
jeskuh =>

one minute moves into the next, my life was simple but now it's 
complex
- -save ferris

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 18:12:05 -0400
From: cambot@juno.com
Subject: Tall folks at shows ( the Steve! perspective)

Howdy all. How are you doing? Really? Great / good / I'm so sorry for
you.

Anyway, I couldn't help but notice a few folks talking about moving the
tall people to the back of the club. I happen to be tall for my age (6
feet for 15.8 years old; I've been keeping track of my age in decimals,
so LAY OFF!!!), but rather than bitch & moan about how much the tall
community deserves to see the band they came for up close, I thought I'd
tell about an unusual experience I had with this. I went to see the boys
back in February in a standing room (honestly, is there any other kind?)
only hall, Clutch Cargo's. Now, I happened to be moderately close to the
stage (about 3 people back). I could see quite well, in fact. The problem
was that there was a guy 7 FEET TALL standing right in front of me. I
missed seeing most of Robbie Fulk's country antics & when I finally did
move, people were bitching & complaining about how they couldn't see over
me(!), but I ended up being right up IN FRONT OF BEN by the middle of the
show.... Hmm, it wasn't that amusing of a story. I'm sorry I brought it
up & for wasting everyone's valuable time. I'll shut up now.

We plants are happy plants.
Steve!

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 15:10:20 PDT 
From: "garrett john weindorf" <garrett32@hotmail.com>
Subject: !@#$%^&

I really liked Lauren's "brickheads vs. longtime fans" post a while 
back! I've been waiting for somebody lay it out like that! Since I 
usually only listen to "oldies" like the beatles and Elvis and that sort 
of thing--I didnt "discover"  ben folds five till dec. 97... I remember 
I couldnt sleep and i was flipping channels when I came up on the 
"brick" video.  I'm really into pop/rock piano groups and I've wanted to 
start my own for a long time--so this band of young guys playing piano 
and upright, bowed bass naturally caught my eye... well, needless to 
say, theyre now my favorite band...I finally got to see em in dallas 
last weekend too! a 5 hour drive--but well worth it. if it werent for 
brick or mtv, i would never have found out 'em.  The beatles  never 
stopped playing "I wanna hold your hand" or she loves you just because 
they were hits you know! I'm glad ben folds five is getting 
recognition--they deserve it... and if that means "selling out" to some 
people--thats a damn shame. If people were the big fans that they 
claimed they were, they would be happy for the band instead of bitching.

anyway--cool post...sorry I ran on there for a bit, but that topic 
really eats at me.

 garrett

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 18:19:39 -0400 (EDT)
From: Darrell Phillips <dnp4@bestweb.net>
Subject: some leftovers to sell

Hey all,

DISCLAIMER:  IF YOU DO NOT APPROVE OF CD BOOTLEGS, DO NOT READ ON.  I DO
NOT APPRECIATE BEING FLAMED.  I AM MENTIONING THIS HERE BECAUSE I WOULD
FEEL BETTER SELLING THESE TO FANS THAN SELLING THEM BACK TO THE CD
SHOP....

I have the following brand new cd boots to sell.  These are extra copies
that i picked up as gifts -- which i never gave away.

These prices are exactly what I paid for them -- I'm just looking to make
my money back.
Prices include s & h w/in U.S.:

1.  Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds  Acoustic Duo
     2/17/97  Paramount Theater, Denver, CO    2cd set  $50

2.  Dave Matthews Band  Wetlands Acoustic
     Wetlands Ballroom, NY  1/29/94   2cd set  $50

3.  The Cure   Unplugged and More
     MTV unplugged & 5/7/81 Belgium   $27

4.  Radiohead  Planet Acoustic
     Assorted  $28

5.  Pearl Jam  Completely Acoustic
     MTV unplugged, fan club singles, bridge benefit  $27

If you are not familiar with the cd's---feel free to email me for
setlists.
But be aware of the fact that I will sell these to the first people that
commit.

DO NOT REPLY TO THE LIST -- I'M AT DNP4@BESTWEB.NET

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 18:27:09 EDT
From: SoNiKSpAm <SoNiKSpAm@aol.com>
Subject: "Pansey" Rock

In a message dated 98-05-21 18:16:42 EDT, you write:

<< uhhh original?? lets see.. a queer on a piano, a sissy on guitar, and
another one on drums...I just cant possibly recall another group that uses
that exact same formula...hmmmm maybe hanson?? Oh and i promote original
music, I just dont promote Pansies or sucky music...or bands that try to look
like hanson for that matter... >>
<<This garbage is pathetic, Whats even worse is that of all the rock bands out
there, when MTV finally decides to promote one and play its videos, the band
ends up being one like this. COME ON PROMOTE SOME GOOD BANDS AND NOT JUST
THOSE WHO LOOK LIKE FAIRIES!!!!>>

these were posted on the AOL MTV Online's message boards.. im right now in
correspondence with this close minded fellow about his opinions on the
band....please send all hate mail to   

CrowdCtrl1@aol.com

people like him make me sick.....

Kerri 

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   decided to make money on the alt-rock scene.

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 15:51:32 -0700
From: "Julie 'anti-gavin' Hurst" <strasswoman@mailcity.com>
Subject: yeah, damn this sux

hmm....have i lost touch with all of you or what??

I used to be so wrapped up in the armchair crap, now i don't care....oh well..

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Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 16:33:50 -0700
From: Peter Duniho <peted@microsoft.com>
Subject: "Air"...where's it in the movie?

So, I went to see Godzilla this morning (not bad, as long as you're in the
mood for that kind of movie :) ), and never noticed the song "Air" being
played.  I guess I should've gotten the soundtrack before seeing the movie,
so I'd know what to listen for, but I didn't, and didn't hear anything I
immediately recognized as BFF.

Anyone care to clue me in?  When do they play "Air" (or some part of it, as
is more likely the case) during the movie?

Also related to the movie, I have to say, I'm not a huge Puff Daddy fan
(mostly because of the hype), but I loved the cover with Jimmy Page.  An
*excellent* interpretation of the song (they played it at the end of the
movie, during the credits, so it was easy to pick out :) ).

(I'm calling it "the song" because I thought the song was named "Kashmir,"
from the Houses of the Holy album, but someone else said it was called "Come
to Me," so in the interest of not revealing a gap in my Led Zepplin
education, I've refrained from referring to the song by name.  Of course, by
saying that, I've revealed all anyway.  Oh well...  :) )

Finally, I wouldn't mention this since I think it's really off-topic, but
since I'm posting anyway...

This whole age thing is pretty out-of-hand, and old history anyway (it only
comes up what, every six months or so, with the same arguments every time).
But, given that it's going to be raised, I don't get the big deal.
Teenagers (or whatever age you want to consider young) *can* be annoying.
However, so can adults.  And teenagers can also be smart, considerate, and
just as good company as any adult.  If the behavior of some teenagers is
annoying, you should argue that clubs should kick out people engaging in the
behavior, not that they should restrict certain age groups that may or may
not have a higher incidence of the behavior.

(Since all the teens feel they need to make their age public, I will too.
For the record, I'm 30 this year).

Pete

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