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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #1148 - July 31, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest     Friday, July 31 1998     Volume 01 : Number 1148



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Herhwoh! HurHurHurHurHurHur...
    Darren + Ben in drag..
    Barenaked Ladies
    Bad Trader alert
    Another pointless post....
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1145
    Lawrence, KS and BFF
    take it from here, boss
    total request
    Bumper stickers please!
    MTV TOTAL REQUEST
    Ben Folds Five Posters.
    winamp
    Re: E-Bay
    vinyl

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 09:59:50 +0100
From: daveraj@postmaster.co.uk
Subject: Herhwoh! HurHurHurHurHurHur...

Hello all you dedicated BFF fans out there,

Allow me to introduce myself (maniacal cackles abound). Hmmm. sorry about
that
little outburst. I've been watching you armchairers for quite a while now
from
the rafters, now I'm ready to jump down and scare you all senseless! (Waa
haa
haa haa) I'm a BFF fan from the good 'ol UK! I've been listening to BFF for

about two years now spreading the BFF bug to everybody I could during that
period. The first BFF song I ever heard was Underground and from that
moment on
I was hooked. My interest in BFF has never really waned although the music
press over here has grown a considerable like to them (NME et al). It makes
me
sick solmetimes that they could praise "Underground" so much when it came
out
as a single and then completely slag off "Naked Baby Photos". Music
journalists
are so fickle!
Oh yeah, while I remember. Calling all UK BFF fans!!! Come on! I KNOW
YOU'RE
out there!

POINTLESS FACTS ABOUT MESELF:

- - I go to university in Manchester (where I saw my first BFF gig at the MDH

last year)
- - Brick is not my favourite BFF song (so I'm in with BFF for the long
haul!)
- - My favourite BFF song is: Where's Summer B? (I don't know what I like
about
it in particular)
- - A few other bands/artist(e)s I listen to:
Eagle Eye Cherry
Del Amitri
Jamiroquai
Sheryl Crow
Finley Quaye
Super Furry Animals
but most of all... BEN FOLDS FIVE!!!!!

I DEFY ANYONE TO COME UP WITH ANYONE WHO MAKES COOLER MUSIC...... I excuse
me
while I get my breath back.

By the way I think that "Air" is a cool soundtrack song. How is this for
trainspotting, if you ever go and see Godzilla (which is OK to turn your
brains
off in front of for a few hours), listen very carefully when the main
scientist
gut (I forget his name) goes into the pharmacy, in the background it's
playing
there. I also spotted Jamiroquai's "Deeper Underground" somewhere but I
forget
now.

I hope I haven't ostracised myself with this email, from all you
armchairers in
one fell swoop.

- - dave
PS: I'm sorry if this appears more than once I'm havin' trouble with my
dang
ISP. Ooops! I said dang!

'They hold my hand and ask me to pull through
 A voice I know says "Dear, he probably can't hear you..." '
- - Air - Ben Folds Five
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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 18:01:37 +1000
From: "Julesy" <julianne@ronscomputers.com.au>
Subject: Darren + Ben in drag..

<<PLEASE HELP A POOR American who has never seen Darren in a blonde wig! :)
>>

Well, you can all hope with me that my pic that I took turns out of Ben and
Darren with their arms linked, while Ben was in the dress and darren in the
wig...
I took it when they walked past me..(I was right there!!)
It was the cutest thing I've ever seen...(I got one of Robert too)
Ohh so now I have photos...so I suppose if someone wants to trade
photos...well yeah..you get my drift..I got the one of me and darren (in
their dressing room don't forget!!!!) enlarged.....yummmmmmmmmmieeee

I'm really really really looking for cassettes or vinyls of BFF
albums.......so if someone can direct me to where I get them PLEASE DO

Any 311 fans around? (hehe..I know most of you hate 311, but I really like
them..so :oÞ) 

Here's a silly thing to ask..but I need more Darren pics! I have a few of
my own now...but send send send!!!!! (mmmmm Darren...)

- -Julie 'anti-gavin/RF!!!!!!!!!' 

ICQ - 10538009 <----add me!! I'm real pyscho!!

P.S - a big good onya to all the people who agree with my anti-RFness. 
MA Power!!!!!


              Julie's Australian Ben Folds Five Page    
            http://www.angelfire.com/me/katefolds/ 

               "Keep it real and uh...get jiggy wid it"
                             - Darren Jessee

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 08:38:58 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Prager <dsprager@mailbox.syr.edu>
Subject: Barenaked Ladies

	Wow, did you see the Barenaked Ladies on Letterman last night?!?
They were great!  They ----

	Oh wait, I thought this was the Barenaked Ladies listserv.  I got
confused for a second.  Sorry.

Dave

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 14:55:44 +0200
From: "Steffen Donath" <SDonath@csi.com>
Subject: Bad Trader alert

Hi everybody!
=20
Never thought I would have to do this, but after over 100 successful =
trades I have been had by a bad trader.
=20
Her name is Jessie Meyer (Jesstopuv@aol.com) and she lives in Cottage =
Grove, MN 55016 / USA.
=20
I have send her some tapes at the end of May and never got the CD she =
promised to send. I have tried to get in contact with her several times =
but she never even replied.
=20
So if you ever happen to do a trade with her, be careful !!!
=20
Bye
=20
Steffen
=20
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Visit my Ben Folds Five webpage "Underground"
=20
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/SDonath
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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 09:15:15 -0500
From: pink-freud@juno.com (Mark A Jurado) 
Subject: Another pointless post....

>Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 21:53:01 -0700
>From: "Julie  'anti-gavin'" <strasswoman@mailcity.com>
>Subject: holy crap

>Don't ask me what song this is that is on at the moment...But someone
else asked >someone here (I'm at school) who said it was BFF...
>jesus...I dunno what song it was but EGH!!!!

Please...people...I beg you. For the love of God, make your posts have a
point! Maybe I'm asking too much, but what the hell is this supposed to
mean? Save everyone who has to sift through the crap on this list to find
something useful some trouble. 

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 09:08:59 -0500
From: pink-freud@juno.com (Mark A Jurado) 
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1145

>HEY all you fellow-BF5 Fans!!!

>Well I just joined this mailing list a few days ago and it totally
ROCKS!! 
>(and regret not finding it much earlier..doh!!)

>Anyway getting to the point, about few months ago, I bought the WEAE and

>NBP-which I must say are THE best albums Ive EVER bought in my entire 
>life...

Really people, I'm getting sick of reading messages just like this 10
times a day. "Oh, Ben Folds FIve is the best! I just bought WEAE and it
rocks!" Shut up! We all know they're good albums! We all know WEAE rocks!
Would we be on this list if we didn't? Why do some chairers feel it is
necessary to tell us when they get WEAE when every other chairer
doubtless has had it for at least a year? I see kids with Bf5 shirts on
every day, and they know almost nothing about the band. Half of these
shirt-wearin' 
mom-waiting-outside-the-club-to-pick-you-up-after-the-concert 14 year
olds can barely sing "Brick". And I see enough of this type of ignorance
without trying, I don't need to be on a mailing list that shovels it down
my throat. Don't get me wrong, this list is usually interesting, but the
endless "bff is the best...love, Suzy the 14 year old"  posts are really
getting old.  

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 10:29:30 -0500 (CDT)
From: "David A. Hanson" <dahanson@me.umn.edu>
Subject: Lawrence, KS and BFF

>     Lawrence, KS concert venues.

> pretty cheap, my bf5 show cost me $11.50. It's 18 to enter, 21 to drink.
> The second time I saw them, it was at the Sunflower Music Festival at
> Clinton Lake State Park. That show was about $20. Another club, the

Did this replace OMEGA???  I'm a KU alum (grad'd in 95) and no condolences
are req'd. :)  Didn't get a chance to see BFF until last fall here in
Minneapolis, but the Bottleneck is the better known venue of the 2
although the Granada did make an effort to book lesser-known folks.  

> Bottleneck, has concerts about 2 days a week or so. Ben said afterwards
> that the boys really like the Grenada, and would be making stops there in
> the future. Lawrence is cool, you like it. By the way, my condolences on
> becoming a Jayhawk.
> 

Don't tell me you're a Mizzou fan. Or, heaven forbid, a K-State fan. :)

Anyway, just to add some more pertinent content, I didn't get a chance to
see BFF when they came through on the festival tour (w/ Soul Asylum, Beck,
other bands I can't think of now).  I did get to see them last fall at
First Ave (the place where _Purple Rain_ was filmed; Prince's old
hangout).  Great show! About 2000-3000 people all crammed up against the
stage. They brought an audience member up who wanted to play 'Underground'
while they sang but Ben told him to sing and Ben would play.  Guy did
a good job with the falsetto stuff, too.  I'm gald they've found some
success now but I hope it doesn't mean they won't play the small gigs
when they come back here.  Target Center (or any larger arena) just sucks
for acoustics...let's just hope they never take the path of arena rock.
"Are you ready...for the Ultimate Sacrifice?!?!?!?!?"

Really enjoying the list so far (all of a week+ of getting it). Keep up
the good discussions and stories.

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 12:12:49 EDT
From: Luna1118@aol.com
Subject: take it from here, boss

In a message dated 98-07-30 02:58:32 EDT, you write:

<<  and that "Ben Folds Five" is a "person" with elbows and forearms which he
 uses
  to play the piano. >>
 
 Yes he does play with his elbows and forearms sometimes...ever see the video
 for SFTD? I rest my case. >>
You just have to read it again...it's one of those "the the" kind of things

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 12:14:28 EDT
From: Luna1118@aol.com
Subject: total request

I am completely there. I'll change my screenname forty times and mail them all
separately, if it will help.

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 12:19:23 EDT
From: LIBJAD43@aol.com
Subject: Bumper stickers please!

Hey guys, I dont post much but I'm a huge fan of Ben Folds. I was wondering
about those bumper stickers. I saw people at a recent concert carrying them
around but I didn't see any verders that carried them. I'm totally disapointed
because I'd love to have one on my car. I heard that they handed them out free
at other concerts. If anyone has a spare or knows where I could get one then
could you please email to LibJad43@aol.com. Thanks a lot guys!
- -Libbie

"Do you remember second grade, said you couldn't stand my face, said rather
than kiss me you said you'd rather die"-BF5

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 12:32:42 EDT
From: LIBJAD43@aol.com
Subject: MTV TOTAL REQUEST

Hey, I tried to request a BF5 video today through email but I guess I got the
email address wrong. You think you guys can help me out and tell me the email
address for MTV TOTAL REQUEST VIDEO. Thanks. 
- -Libbie

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 13:30:35 EDT
From: PSYCHOPAF@aol.com
Subject: Ben Folds Five Posters.

Hello all!
   Just thought I'd check out ebay.com, and there's a poster for sale... yeah,
for $102!!! That's a lot for something I can make with photos!

No real subject, just that needed to be posted.


Amy

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 14:35:43 -0400
From: cherry@idirect.ca
Subject: winamp

I just got into the win amp swing and I have A LOT of questions,
well...really only 2.
If you think you could help me, could you email me?
Thanx
Have a nice day
Val

"61 days of confusion was my sentence" Local Rabbits

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 15:44:47 EDT
From: B5Folds@aol.com
Subject: Re: E-Bay

Leigh's post is right on the money on E-bay.  I check the site regularly but
refuse to 
bid those incredible amounts that some items go for.  Its sad to see that a
CD-r that a guy probably stole from the net(for less then 5 bucks) ended up
with 60.  Soon enough things like this will ruin it for the "good traders" out
there that are doing it for the music not a buck.

Thanks again leigh           
D

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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 17:51:14 EDT
From: Vwbugn5890@aol.com
Subject: vinyl

<<They have the vinyl WAEA at CDnow.>>
how much? i bought that in france for like $20...

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