THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #1165 - August 8, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest   Saturday, August 8 1998   Volume 01 : Number 1165



                          THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR
                    The Ben Folds Five Mailing List

TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MAILING LIST
   Send an e-mail message to:
          armchair-request@maillist.il.fontys.nl
with the word
          unsubscribe
in the message body. Please DO NOT POST UNSUBSCRIBE REQUESTS TO THE LIST
ITSELF, OR BY REPLYING TO THIS MESSAGE! If you are having trouble, send
mail to
          owner-armchair@maillist.il.fontys.nl
and I will try to help you. To change your address, first unsub yourself from
your old address, then subscribe using your new account.

   Whenever there is a problem with the list, please check the list archive
address on the web (http://oeonline.com/bff/list) for updates.

WARNING ON OFF-TOPIC MESSAGES
  I hate to have to be list-mom again, but consider this a warning that
those who post off-topic messages may be removed from the Armchair. I
consider much of the recent discussion on racial matters to be off-topic,
particularly the personal insults, and the discussion is largely
inappropriate. Like your mom, my judgment may appear to be arbitrary but
in order to keep an all-out fight from breaking out, some of you are going
to have to go to your room.

TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Emerson, Lake and Palmer/Ben Folds Five?
    my webpage
    MAD about BF5
    Chuck Folds & jokes
    Bette On Boxing! :p
    Re: Bette Middler
    Boxing cover
    BF5 on Pop-Up Video
    September 10th.
    brick and underground singles....
    Bette Midler covering BFF?
    Hempilation??

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 01:04:48 EDT
From: Beatles970@aol.com
Subject: Emerson, Lake and Palmer/Ben Folds Five?

This is somewhat Ben Folds Five related so don't bite my head off, k? :) 
I don't know how many people have actually heard of these people but I suppose
they were pretty big back in the 70's. Anyway, my friend Eileen and I won some
free tickets off the radio yesterday (95.9 the RAT) to see them open for Deep
Purple tonight. Now, we got there a bit late, missing Dream Theater but just
in time to see them set up for ELP. So we're sitting there in our awesome lawn
seats (woo!) and ELP comes out. Ok, so they may be old-ish rock stars who are
dressed in funky shiny clothes, but when Keith Emerson got by his keyboards, I
looked at what the other people were playing. Sure enough, Greg Lake was on
bass and the Palmer dude was on drums (who, by the way, was INCREDIBLE!).
Then, Emerson played this whole awesome song on his grand piano (sound
familiar to anyone else?) and I was completely thinking of Ben Folds Five.
Granted, these people sound NOTHING like BF5, *but* the fact that it was a
trio with a bass player, a drummer and a pianist/keyboard player made it all
groovy. :) They did rock the house, as well as Deep Purple. (I can't get that
"Smoke on the Water" song out of my head!) But I just thought it was cool and
I had to share it with you all. Sorry for taking up all your *precious* space.
Please don't kill me, there was Bentent in here, I swear there was.... :)
Tomorrow night: Semisonic (woo hoo!), Soul Asylum, Matchbox 20. And no, I'm
not a big Matchbox 20 fan so there.
See ya around amigos!
~Brooke
"Smoke on the water...fire in the sky..."

------------------------------

Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1998 20:48:17 PDT 
From: "Dustin O." <doneil41@hotmail.com>
Subject: my webpage

Hey people, please go check out my webpage, there's a growing section 
for ben Folds Five right now, not much, but go anyway.
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lights/5077

For obligatory bentent...
Ben Folds Five rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S'all for now,
Dustin

0--------------------------------------------------------------------0
Dustin O'Neil
doneil@rocketmail.com, doneil41@hotmail.com
ICQ: 902355 (6 digits :)
AOLIM: ITRDustin
0--------------------------------------------------------------------0
"You can't say homo on tv, you'll get bi-gala after you" -- Kory
"Bring on the lesbians, I'll take them two at a time!" -- Ty


______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com

------------------------------

Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1998 21:19:51 -0400
From: Jessica Brandt <jbrandt@kent.edu>
Subject: MAD about BF5

If anyone would like to see the 1-page spoof on the "Brick" popped video in
MAD magazine, i've scanned it, so mail me at jbrandt@kent.edu and i'll send
it your way.

Jess

****************************************************************
        I'm not just naked, I'm Naked for Jesus!!!
        *      --+-Read The Shrubbery-+--        *      
          http://www.theshrubbery.prohosting.com    
        --New Every Month- -Humor, News and More--
        
         * Ben Folds Five International Fans Page *
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6814/fans.html 
       --Get a "Ben" Pal-  -Now Spans 11 Countries--
****************************************************************

------------------------------

Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1998 21:11:22 +0000
From: mark & mikell brown <brownmm@ix.netcom.com>
Subject: Chuck Folds & jokes

Chuck Folds' "light bulb in cyberspace" joke was great. I just read the
interview with him on "The Shrubbery" at  
<A HREF=http://www.theshrubbery.prohosting.com/0898/chuck.html</A> which
I highly recommend!!! He mentions these Nashville A&R guys a few years
ago talking about how Ben isn't a good songwriter. This reminded me of a
joke in December's(?) MOJO:

Question: What do you call 50 dead A&R men?
Answer: A good start.

ALSO (for Chuck)
Question: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
Answer: A bass player.

Here's the CLASSIC- all music fans should know this one:
Question: What do you call a drummer whose girlfriend just broke up with
him?
Answer: Homeless.

They didn't mention this one in MOJO, but it's a standard:
A kid goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, I want to be a musician when
I grow up." The mother replies, "Honey, you can't do both."

BTW- Chuck- you and Ben both "nearing middle-aged"? Talk to me in ten
years, baby!

mikell b.

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 07 Aug 1998 19:20:36 +1000
From: Craig <craigh@iaccess.com.au>
Subject: Bette On Boxing! :p

Hey all,

Well just on the Bette Midler thang! Apparently 'Boxing' is going to be the
first single to be released of her new album. Ben mentioned it at the first
Sydney show, and I later found out by someone who worked for Sony. So yeh,
could be interesing I guess........

well yeh ciao!
Craig!

Hey Sarah and Kim!!!!!!! :p "who wears short shorts?" "doug where's short
shorts!"

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 07 Aug 1998 19:57:21 +1000
From: Anna <annab@student.unsw.edu.au>
Subject: Re: Bette Middler

Hey

Ben actually mentioned Bette Middler covering Boxing in the first Sydney
Concert. And he said there was nothing wrong with that.

Thats about all I have to say.

Anna

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 08:06:14 -0500
From: pink-freud@juno.com (Mark A Jurado) 
Subject: Boxing cover

>Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 17:43:34 EDT
>From: NDVermin@aol.com
>Subject: Bette Midler

>I read somewhere, I think SonicNews, that Bette Midler was putting out a
cover
>album and one of the songs was going to be "Boxing". I guess that's
pretty
>cool. 

Ugh, are you serious. Chairers, if this happens, we need to protest or
revolt or something. Bette Midler?? Doesn't she work at Jack in the Box
or something?

_____________________________________________________________________
You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail.
Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com
Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 10:46:05 EDT
From: Dreamer528@aol.com
Subject: BF5 on Pop-Up Video

I haven't seen them on Pop-Up Video and I was wondering, what other videos are
played with the BF5 "episode"?  I just want to know what to look out for, so
maybe I can get it recorded.

So, e-mail me if you know what other videos are played with BF5's "Brick" in
Pop-Up Video.

Thanks for the help!

- - Sarah

Dreamer528@aol.com

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 13:58:45 EDT
From: PSYCHOPAF@aol.com
Subject: September 10th.

In a message dated 8/7/98 4:56:17 AM Central Daylight Time, owner-
armchair@maillist.il.fontys.nl writes:

<<  Imagine Ben,
 Darren, and Robert strolling up to the podium, snatching the
 awards from some good looking twenty something, then ben
 staring out at millions of viewers, lean towards the mike and say:
 
 "Shit yeah, it's cool" >>

Dan, 
I love this! LOL!
Sorry for the post,
Amy

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 12:47:47 -0400
From: "Jen :)" <beep@netrover.com>
Subject: brick and underground singles....

hey everyone!
I have the 2 pt. underground singles "box set" with:
pt.1-
underground (edit)
satan is my master (live)
video (live)
pt.2-
underground (full version)
jackson cannery (live)
underground (live)

and two brick singles with:
1.
brick
smoke (live)
Kate (ska remix)
mitchell lane
2.
brick
smoke (live)
song for the dumped (japanese version)

non bff related I have 2 smashing pumpkins bootlegs also...
oct.23/95 riviera theatre chicago-tape
09/14/96-MLG Toronto-video
and I have 200 cds that I am willing to trade also (email me to see what I
have)
**If anyone is interested in some sort of trade (even mixed tapes) email me
privately :)
thanks,
Jen

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 07 Aug 1998 14:17:44 -0400
From: Adam Tyner <ctyner@clemson.edu>
Subject: Bette Midler covering BFF?

Wow, Bette Midler's going to cover "Boxing" for an album to be released on
Sept. 15 called "Bathhouse Betty".

Sorry if this has already been mentioned, but I don't really read the list
much anymore.

- -Adam
- --
/=---------------- http://www.he-man.org/ctyner/ ----------------=\
             http://www.awod.com/gallery/rwav/ctyner/
The home of He-Man, "Weird Al", Yoo-hoo, Killer Tomatoes, and more!
   Demented music list admin           O-         MiSTie #67,326

------------------------------

Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 14:24:09 EDT
From: Vertigo131@aol.com
Subject: Hempilation??

Hey everyone!

Okay, I'm just wasting my day away here watching MTV and Carson Daly was
interviewing Robert Bradley's Blackwater Suprise when they started talking
about a "Hempilation" or something like that.  (I was only half listening) But
anyway, they mentioned that BFF was also on the CD.  Anyone care to enlighten
me about what this is?  What song is on the CD?  Thanks!

cheerio,
cait

------------------------------

End of Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1165
***************************************


             THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR - The Ben Folds Five Mailing List
               Submit articles to: armchair@maillist.il.fontys.nl
   Send administrative requests to: armchair-request@maillist.il.fontys.nl
                     WWW homepage: http://oeonline.com/bff
                  List archive: http://oeonline.com/bff/list/