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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #1172 - August 15, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest   Saturday, August 15 1998   Volume 01 : Number 1172



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    MA Digest#1164
    the "the"
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1171
    FANatic
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1171
    bootlegs
    Alice Childress
    RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN TOO!!!
    BFF Quotes
    Tapes and Sifl
    Ben Folds Five FANatic.
    BOWCCL second hand thing
    Another Call For Sheet Music
    [none]
    [none]
    Ummm..dunno for sure but
    Sheet Mus.
    changed e-mail
    Another Thankyou to the Armchair 
    stupidstupidstupid!  :)
    changed e-mail address

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 10:39:46 +1000
From: Mia <mia@protel.com.au>
Subject: MA Digest#1164

Hi all,

Could someone please send me the MA digest #1164, would appreciate it.

Thanks

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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 21:02:11 -0400
From: Ben Bradshaw <benshaw@mindspring.com>
Subject: the "the"

	I know that announcers or other uninformed people calling Ben Folds Five,
The Ben Folds Five is annoying, but technically it is the more logical
choice.  It's like The Max Weinberg Seven from Conan O'Brien.  I don't know
if you guys that are complaining about it realize this, or if you're just
complaining because these other guys don't know BFF as well as us, but I
just felt like pointing it out.  Well, I feel like I have to point it out
because for so long that never occured to me.
Oh yeah by the way, when did Led Zepellin become a "shithouse" band?

<radio station with far to much focus on shithouse bands like
cold chisel, led zeplin, the angels, matchbox 20 etc etc>

			Ben
"and all of the people come and gone, never really lived 
and all of the people come have gone, 
no one to forgive"-Smoke

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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 21:27:43 EDT
From: BlueJellow@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1171

um...I think the BFF underground web ring is for BFF sites that are really
good.  Hence, they are in the ring.  They exclude sites that have old content,
or just content that is boring.  The sites that are in it have worked for
their places, and if you want to be in it, I suggest you work really hard and
come up with something very original.  I'm just in defense of the web ring.
It's a good deal. Excellent in fact.

"This is weird!"--Robert

Lucy

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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 20:40:59 CDT 
From: "Lauren Talbot" <muffyhead98@hotmail.com>
Subject: FANatic

In case you didn't know...BF5 will bw on FANAtic on MTV Aug 19th at 
10:30pm EST.

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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 20:40:54 -0500
From: Don Curtis <dec3@netexpress.net>
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1171

>Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 14:50:51 CDT 
>From: "Lauren Talbot" <muffyhead98@hotmail.com> 
>Subject: Alice
>Could anybody tell me what the song Alice Childress is about? I have 
>loved that song for ages, and I still don't know what it's about. 
>Oh yeah! To those of you who have been turned down by the Ben Folds 
>Five Underground web ring can join mine! Ben Folds Five Underground is 
>like that little snobby girl on the playgound in third grade that 
>wouldn't let you be a part of her club. and she was too good to be your 
>friend. So after many rejections I decided to make my own web ring to 
>tell Ben Folds Five Underground they could kiss my ass! "Don't be 
>oppressed by the man!" Join the ring! My ring where it isn't virtually 
>impossible to get in. As long as you have BF5 content your in. You can 
>have Ben Folds Five Kicks Ass on your pageand that's all and I would 
>except you. Because I know you are a fan just as much as I am! At 
>least I have the common decency to email you back and not make you wait 
>for 2 fucking weeks!

your webring is virtually gonna suck cause people are gonna have to weed
through a bunch of shit pages....and btw, accept is spelled with an A like
accept, not except....make sure you can spell before you start a web-ring...

good luck....i'll stick with the underground.....

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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 21:34:30 CDT 
From: "Lauren Talbot" <muffyhead98@hotmail.com>
Subject: bootlegs

I kinda wanna get started in the tape trading scene...thing is I don't 
have any tapes to trade....Is there anybody out there who can give me 
details on how to get started?  thanks so much

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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 19:55:08 PDT 
From: "Dan Calarese" <plaidhound@hotmail.com>
Subject: Alice Childress

Hello,
  Someone asked what Alice Childress is about, and since it is my
favorite song I thought I would throw in my two cents....
  Alice Childress is a song about Ben's faith in humanity, and how 
the only way to have faith in mankind is to not think about the
bad things.  While Ben is pleading for Alice to "try not to think
about it" and keep her faith in this messed up world by pretending "it's
not that way", he is really speaking with himself and trying to 
convince himself that he should not think about it.  It's really sad.
In the end, when he is robbed it totally destroys all his chances of
being blissfully blind to the cruel world.  Finally, when "some dude
just knocked me cold and left me on the sidewalk... he took 
everything I had", he not only steals his money, but moreover in a
metaphoric sense steals his faith, leading to the climactic last
choruses, where Ben tries more than ever to keep Alice from
realizing how horrible this life can be.  (sad, eh?)



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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 23:35:20 EDT
From: LIBJAD43@aol.com
Subject: RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN TOO!!!

<<<I heard somewhere recently
that the boys did "Raindrops keep falling on my head" from a Burt Bacarach
special on TV a while back.>>>

OH WOW, I know you all dont like me much, but OMIGOD! If any of you respond to
astro111, then please respond to me too. Road trips, ditto ROBIN!!!!  OH WOW,
I'D LOVE A COPY OF THAT! PLEASE CONTACT ME ABOUT THIS IF ANY OF YOU HAVE IT,
OR KNOW WHO DOES! THANKS A LOT!
- -Libbie

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 00:09:57 EDT
From: Ben4me123@aol.com
Subject: BFF Quotes

<<Well, sometimes I punch myself as hard as I can, yelling nobody cares,
hoping
someone will tell me how wrong I am.>>

Sheesh don't mean to be rude, but are you an idiot?  That's a quote from
"Boxing"! Boxing is selection number 12 on their first cd.
Maybe you should buy it.

Lauren

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 02:27:50 -0400
From: Jessica Brandt <jbrandt@kent.edu>
Subject: Tapes and Sifl

Okay who has been taping lately? no one really talks about that anymore.
last tape i heard of was...the atlanta show? if that....

i'm not ready to get back into trading yet (actually, i think i've shown up
on Steffen's bad trader list, which is very very very bad of me) but if
you'd all like to post here if you have taped any post-february BFF shows,
let us know!

okay now off topic for a split second....

Will the fella who was talking about Sifl and Olly a while ago, and how he
knows the creators, please e-mail me (jbrandt@kent.edu) i have a
proposition for ya!

Jess

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 03:07:50 EDT
From: PSYCHOPAF@aol.com
Subject: Ben Folds Five FANatic.

Hello!!!

   I just got word it's airing August 19th at 8 PM!! That's all...





Amy

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 01:32:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: whatever whatever <whatever_45@yahoo.com>
Subject: BOWCCL second hand thing

why have so many people managed to find BOWCCL in second hand CD
stores?? I scour my second hand stores but I only ever saw brick... I
actually haven^Òt seen BOWCCL anywhere, let alone second hand. Is it
just an odd coincidence that ya^Òll found it like that? Wondering (and
likely to go insane - not because I^Òm wondering about that, it^Òs just
my natural predisposition) Crystal

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 02:11:33 PDT 
From: "Matt Adams" <polobwe@hotmail.com>
Subject: Another Call For Sheet Music

Iam agreeing with Lachlan's last message. Save the souls who need or 
desperatly want sheet music!!!!!!! If anyone can tell me where to get it 
from, email me. I cannot survive on Crowded House sheet music alone!!!!!

Matt 

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 02:18:11 PDT 
From: "Crystal Cooper" <crystal_bf5@hotmail.com>
Subject: [none]

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 02:28:12 PDT 
From: "Crystal Cooper" <crystal_bf5@hotmail.com>
Subject: [none]

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 19:19:36 +1000
From: "two funky dudes" <frenzal@emunet.com.au>
Subject: Ummm..dunno for sure but

>
><< "Ignorance is bliss" - "from some song"  >>
>
>Mitchell Lane, dude.
>
>
>
>Amy

Nah, no way, I'm 99% sure he never says this
I think it's

 having it is bliss
 sunshine is amiss

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 19:30:39 +1000
From: "two funky dudes" <frenzal@emunet.com.au>
Subject: Sheet Mus.

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Hi all

To those people who gave me there postal addresses
for the Brick transcription, they'll be in the post very=20
very soon. Sorry I have taken so long getting them=20
out but i have broke my wrist, can't work, got no money
on that sort of thing (ok you can let out the collective
groan now) But I promise they will be out soon!!!


Matt!

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 02:38:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: whatever whatever <whatever_45@yahoo.com>
Subject: changed e-mail

hey, anyone that wants to e-mail me, I^Òve changed my e-mail address.
It used to be whatever_45@yahoo.com and now it^Òs
crystal_bf5@hotmail.com. 
If you^Òre trying to contact me and I don^Òt reply, that will be why,
but I will still occasionally check my yahoo address, but only for a
little while. I hope this causes no problems to anyone trying to
contact me ever.
bye Crystal

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 19:55:15 +1000
From: lachlan@manuka.terrigal.net.au
Subject: Another Thankyou to the Armchair 

I'd also like to comment about how fantastic this mailing list is! People
really do reply to your problems, questions and requests! You're a great
bunch guys =|:^)  Thanks especially to everyone who has helped me with my
requests.

Regards, Lachlan

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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 16:24:18 EDT
From: Zyah@aol.com
Subject: stupidstupidstupid!  :)

Yeah, well last Friday I was in Philly, and in the middle of the street I
realized that  was missing Hard Rock Live.  

Ok, no big deal, I can just tape it later this week.

So I planned on taping it Thursday at midnight.  But then I was over my
friend's house, who is just down the street.  It was really weird,
actually...It was 20 of 12, and we were watching the wedding singer (billy
idol can actually act pretty well!), and I kep thinking, "I should go home
before midnight."  But I decided just to stay...but then I had to run back to
my house to pay my friend back, and when I went back to give her the money,
she had Vh1 on....I see them doing SFTD, and I actually screamed "SHIT!  I
MISSED IT!"....so I got to see the end....But I do know that it will replay
again in September....You know, just in case there's someone else who was
stupid enough to miss it :)

Lauren 				"afraid to sleep for fear that i might dream of you"
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Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 13:31:01 PDT 
From: "Crystal Cooper" <crystal_bf5@hotmail.com>
Subject: changed e-mail address

hey, anyone that wants to e-mail me, I^Òve changed my e-mail address. It 
used to be whatever_45@yahoo.com and now it^Òs crystal_bf5@hotmail.com. 
If you^Òre trying to contact me and I don^Òt reply, that will be why, but 
I will still occasionally check my yahoo address, but only for a little 
while. I hope this causes no problems to anyone trying to contact me 
ever.
also - << < "Ignorance is bliss" - "from some song"  > Mitchell Lane, 
dude. Amy>> NOT. I don^Òt recall that in my versoin of mitchell lane 
anyway. It^Òs "having isn^Òt bliss."
also, go vote for that person of the century thing. I voted three times 
(once for each of them).  It^Òs at 
http://www.pathfinder.com/time/time100/poc/century.html  and we have the 
power to vote in the guys, or at least one of them. I know we can 
because the TMBG fans did... John Flansberg is in there. So is Jesus 
Christ... how pathetic. person of the CENTURY, not millenium. Unless 
they mean the jesus christ from south park, jesus and pals or whatever, 
I don^Òt know, I don^Òt watch it. Or maybe all the christians decided thay 
had the power too... I don^Òt know.
Anyway, it doesn^Òt take very long to vote, so do it and save the POTC 
poll from all that crap.
bye
Crystal

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