THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #1180 - August 21, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest    Friday, August 21 1998    Volume 01 : Number 1180



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    The Lovin Spoonful/Posters
    sftd single 
    FANactic
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1179
    Hellooo FANatic!
    FANatic Reveiw....
    FANatic
    Where's The Beef???
    THE EDITING GODS MUST BE CRAZY
    Sorry to take up space!
    person of the century
    Let me break you off a little sumpin' sumpin'... 
    [none]
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1179
    fanatic 
    Boxing

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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 21:53:01 EDT
From: CyberEm7@aol.com
Subject: The Lovin Spoonful/Posters

Hey,
I was listening to Ben Folds Five the other day and my dad heard it. He said
it sounded a lot like a 70's band called "The Lovin' Spoonful" (Twisted, huh?)
Anyway, he said a lot of BF5's signature piano was similar to this other band.
i have no idea what they are, but naturally I was psyched to hear there's
another band that could possibly have Ben Fold's piano talent!! (I know, I
know, it's unlikley.) Anyway, if anyone has any info. on them, let me know.
	Also about all you people who are looking for posters-- You may not be able
to find them in stores, but have you looked at poster places online? Maybe
there's a poster.com??!! I'm sure you'll be able to find one on the internet--
if I see anything I'll let you know--

Emily (CyberEm7@aol.com)

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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 12:35:38 +1000
From: Julie <hur01@ballaratsc.vic.edu.au>
Subject: sftd single 

<<Ok I might be wrong here, but I'm sure my brother told me he saw it in a
CD store here (Perth).  It would have been one or two weeks ago.
Hmmm...>>

<<Isnt it already out? I was sure i'd seen it for sale in some loverly stores
around town here in adeliade australia.>>

There is an imported SFTD single which has been available for awhile now..
It's just the same cover as bowccl but with sftd on it (obviously) and it
has the same b-sides as one angry dwarf (bad idea and for all the pretty
people)
I've got in at the beginning of the year and it says in was made in
austria!! (??)
pretty weird..

- -Julie 'anti-gavin (julianne@ronscomputers.com.au)

"cuz I'm a big stick, and you're a cream puff" - Nick Hexum

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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 23:10:24 EDT
From: Emmaline20@aol.com
Subject: FANactic

Two words: MTV BLOWS!!!

Sarah 

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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 22:15:37 -0500
From: Roger & Jaime Sikes <rsikes@cei.net>
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1179

I feel your pain, Lauren.  Try living in Conway.
I can't find any kind of music, posters, movies, or anything of the sort
that I really like.  If it's not mainstream, they don't have it.  Of
course, how NOT mainstream are Ben Folds Five.

Rog
"I don't want the world... I just want your half."  - Ana NG
<rsikes@cei.net>

>
>Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1998 21:07:48 CDT 
>From: "Lauren Talbot" <muffyhead98@hotmail.com>
>Subject: bff memorabilia
>
>I thought I was the only one who couldn't find Ben Folds Five stuff. 
>(posters, singles, etc.)  I live in a small town in Arkansas and it is 
>impossible to find that stuff.. I guess BFF is still not that big in the 
>US.  Sometimes I get so mad at people who are like, "If it ain't Puff 
>Daddy or Metallica it ain't music."  That is bullshit.  Well I could 
>talk about this all night but I won't.
>
>I wish it was last September,
>Lauren
>P.S. Why is Emaline such a good song?  It's like magic.

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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 23:18:24 EDT
From: Astro111@aol.com
Subject: Hellooo FANatic!

Hey all-
I am completley suprised there wasn't more talk on the Armchair before the
showing of FANatic tonight.
Oh well. Ben, Robert, and Darren all blessed my TV screen with their presence
tonight, and I hope EVERYONE out there got to have 8 minutes of greatness upon
them too.
The interviewer was quite hilarious. I would be BEYOND nervous as he seemed to
be.
I want to go back and count the "Thank you's."  I am a little upset that he
didn't ask any questions really. MTV must have rushed him. Oh well. I had not
seen ONE BFF video before tonight and I caught a glimpse of Brick, Uncle
Walter, and SFTD!
YAY! I am so happy! That was the most amazing 8 minutes in a while. (I don't
get out much) Hee hee
Anyhow, anyone else have any comments about tonight's viewing?
BEN FOLDS FIVE ROCKS THIS EARTH!
- -Robin A
"Yeah, I'm crazy but I get the job done"

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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 23:25:19 EDT
From: Sarah85520@aol.com
Subject: FANatic Reveiw....

OK...... Let's just say, on FANatic, there was A LOT of nice video clips from
them.. I liked that part a lot... Got to see them on the tv instead of the
clips I downloaded over the computer. Ok, that aside, I thought it was really
bad!!! I mean, they had him rambling on and on and then actually got to ask
them 2 questions. We didn't get to learn a hell of a lot of stuff from them,
cuz they didn't answer anything. And did anyone else notice that they had on
THREE different stars, instead of the normal TWO??? Hmmm... Wonder why that
happened... Prolly cut a lot from the BFF segment so we could learn about
Korn's dreams... Hey- what a band there.. Korn. Whatever!!
     Sarah
                                     Visit Phil's page.. Lookin' sharp!!!
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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 23:32:07 EDT
From: LIBJAD43@aol.com
Subject: FANatic

I waited all day to see FANatic, with Ben FOlds Five on it, and it seemed
slightly dissapointing to me. Don't get me wrong in any way that any one of
you could possibly find that first sentense as offensive in any way, shape, or
form. I just noticed that MTV seemed to wisk right by Ben Folds Five as Brick
played in the background for the majority of the filming. The boys were great,
as usual, however, they were not given as much time (it seemed) as the others,
(Korn and someone else). I was not left completely unfilled because seeing
them was a delight in itself, but I wish they could have taken more time and
answered more questions. Just had to give my peice. Later~
~Libbie~

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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 00:17:21 EDT
From: Beatles050@aol.com
Subject: Where's The Beef???

Hey hey everyone--
I've got one thing to say about MTV's FANatic:  10 minutes?!  What the hell is
that?!
Ah well...at least it was something.  Although I would have liked to hear more
from Darren.  (Ahem...)  Well...can't complain.

Daryl

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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 00:49:21 EDT
From: Keyserdan1@aol.com
Subject: THE EDITING GODS MUST BE CRAZY

Hey people.....First off I just want to thank you for not bashing me so
far.....There was a TON OF GREAT STUFF that just didn't make it onto the show
(for instance my more than 5 mentions of the armchair)......
A lot of people wanted to know if Darren Spoke. Well...he did. Out of the 18
questions I asked...they aired about one and half. I'll post a blow by blow of
what REALLY happened and some of the more interesting info within the next few
days. Take Care people.

- -me

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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 01:12:34 EDT
From: Vertigo131@aol.com
Subject: Sorry to take up space!

Hey everyone!  

I'm sorry to take up space, but for everyone that I'm trading with I changed
my e-mail address.  
It used to be FANTINE222@AOL.COM
I am now VERTIGO131@AOL.COM

Okay, for Bentent, I was in the Columbia store in Lake Oswego, OR today and I
was talking to two sales guys about BFF when "Brick" came on the Muzak, it was
really cool to find other fans in such a small place, but anyway, are either
of you on here?  I forgot to ask, but I want to talk to you again if you're
here.  

cheerio,
cait

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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1998 23:57:29 PDT 
From: "Crystal Cooper" <crystal_bf5@hotmail.com>
Subject: person of the century

oh, I actually realised my stupidity about the Jesus Christ person of 
the millenium thing not long after I e-mailed it. Ooops. Sorry, I^Òm 
stupid. Anyway, just had to say that and even though the person that 
posted it (me) was stupid, go vote for Ben and Darren and Robert anyway. 
the url is 
http://www.pathfinder.com/time/time100/poc/century.html
Also anyone who doesn't have it, go to 
http://members.aol.com/jcannery/bff.html 
and download the disco diva .wav file, it's really really funny!
Crystal



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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 12:54:12 -0500
From: The Tasler Family <sparky1@netins.net>
Subject: Let me break you off a little sumpin' sumpin'... 

Time to let out some info and opinions...

1) The whole "Lady Madonna" thing.  I agree with y'all that these three
songs    sound quite similar.  But being influenced by a band's perfectly
alright; I    mean, look at Oasis, they've made a career of it.  The true
rip-off artists    are hip-hoppers, especially anyone in the Bad Boy clique.
Now I can't listen
   to "Kashmir" without thinking of the lyrics to "Come With Me" (even
though I    admit it was worth it to live through and get to "Air" on that
CD, currently    fighting for my fave BFF pick.)  And I can't hear Gloria
Estefan without    envisioning Mase's half-conscious muttering... if I could
only figure out    which is worse... :P

2) This whole lyric thing.  If you just went to the boys' website
(http://www.bffweb.com), you'll find everything you need as far as major
releases go, save for "Cigarette" (not in insert to WAEA,) and "Fanny Packs" 
   (improvized on the spot.)  But for those of y'all who are too lazy,
here's      the NBP version.

Pull over the car
Pull over the car
I think I see some sweet squirrel
Pull over the car
Pull over the car
I think I feel like King Tut again
I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna
You make me feel, make me feel, make me feel
Retarded

Can't leave it alone
Jerk off on the phone
I want you to come on over
Pretty bad idea, pretty (really) bad idea, Really really bad idea
I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna
You make me feel, make me feel, make me feel
Retarded
Retarded
You make me feel

Ow, yeah OK,
Na Nana Na Nana Na Nana Na Na
Na Nana Na Nana Na Nana Na Na
Na Nana Na Nana Na Nana Na Na
Na Nana Na Nana Na Nana Na Na

When I stood you up,
I thought that you'd give up,
Now I realize your just like a dog,
I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna
You make me feel, make me feel, make me feel
Retarded
Retarded
Retarded

Sorry if I wasted space, or was mean or anything like that.  

Chris Tasler  sparky1@netins.net
	      http://members.tripod.com/~Codemonkey

"You know, love is a happy time all throughout the universe.  It's when 	 a
male part of the species goes to the female part of the species, and 	 says,
'Hey?  You wanna go on a date?'  And then, she would say, 'Why, 		 yes, I'd
like to go on a date...'  IF YOU'RE LUCKY!  And then you go to 	 a
restaurant, and she gets something called a 'salad.'  And then he 		 gets a
big piece of beef, that he eats.  And that, to me, ladies and 		 gentlemen,
is love.  Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?"

		-Brak,
		 "Cartoon Planet"

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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 13:19:10 PDT 
From: "emily burningham" <em_pet@hotmail.com>
Subject: [none]

hello again my lovers.
oo arr

>Em, that woman from the town with the funny name :) said:

*ahem* watch it mate.....grrrrrrr
but anyway

>yeah! more power to us, dammit! I think it'll be on at about 5am. Nice 
:(
do you reckon that someone could transcribe it and offer it up to be
emailed to those who care? You'd make many people chuffed :)

yes go oooon, y'know y'wanna..:)

so what happened to reviews of the fan-whatever-the-hell-it's-called 
thing then?or was i asleep?  i want a transcript now! :) 
ooo, sorry...:)
gotta go
love
em

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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 16:36:15 EDT
From: EBear2001@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1179

     Hey!!
I found three Ben Folds Five mp3's!  Finally after all my long searching!  I
got BOWCCL, Underground, and One Angry Dwarf!  Let me know if you want me to
send these to you!  Also, did anyone happen to catch the FANatic with Ben
Folds on it?  I was so mad that I missed it and forgot to get it on tape!
Does anyone know when they are planning on replaying it?  Thanks a lot! See
ya!

Erin :)

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Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1998 19:05:13, -0500
From: JRNW69D@prodigy.com (MISS ELIZABETH A PENN)
Subject: fanatic 

Hi all.

I'm really stupid and I missed fanatic last night.  Does anyone know 
when it will be rerun?  Or did anyone tape it and possibly want to 
trade?  Thanks so much.

Liz

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Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1998 09:35:19 +1100
From: "Karolina Panczyna" <kpanczyn@rivercorp.com.au>
Subject: Boxing

Does anyone know what the inspiration for this song was? Is it merely
dedicated to the 1930s jazz style, or is it biographical? Who is 'Howard'?
These are the sort of questions that cause insomnia. Someone help!!

Linky

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