THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #1530 - May 15, 1999



Magical Armchair Digest    Saturday, May 15 1999    Volume 01 : Number 1530



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Send out more Armchairs
    A plea for advice (non-BFFtent)
    review
    robs cigarette
    Mess Lyrics
    Re: Mess lyrics
    Hey, all!
    BFF in San Fran?!?
    RE: pics 
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1528
    Buy BFF Stuff at Rock.com
    Ben Folds News
    more places about ben folds
    humbug am i.
    Carrying Cathy and Breakup at Food Court
    annoyed
    heeeeey :)
    the real Reinhold Messner
    Army

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 20:41:33 EDT
From: Slk24kgj@aol.com
Subject: Send out more Armchairs

There was an article in this weeks or this months AQUARIAN magazine.  I have 
it here, it might be regional, I am in NY.  The boys are on the cover of it 
with an article inside, I don't really wanna type it up but if someone wants 
it, I will for them, especially you Mr. will brady---i am trying to 
contribute to your site as much as I can.


										
Doug
									   
Slk24kgj@aol.com

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 21:01:04 -0400
From: "Robbie C." <echap@netcom.ca>
Subject: A plea for advice (non-BFFtent)

Sorry to all you whose lives I have ruined by posting this, but I need help.

Could anyone who has attended, is planning to attend, or does attend New York
University, Brandeis, McGill or University of Toronto and is willing to tell me
about their experiences at that school PLEASE Email me privately? Any help would
be tremendously appreciated.

And for all those people who feel like sending me hate mail for posting this, be
forwarned that I will be more amused than hurt, so be my guest...

The confused Robbie C.

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 21:27:29 EDT
From: Eze114@aol.com
Subject: review

I was really surprised to find a review of TUBORM in my local newspaper's 
entertainment section. It was refreshing to read......the guy gave the album 
3 stars out of 4 but said he missed the humor found in the past albums. He 
didn't like a few songs, but I don't think he saw this album as a true 
expression of the band's musical talents. -erin

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 21:59:38 EDT
From: Pyser02@aol.com
Subject: robs cigarette

In a message dated 5/13/99 9:56:33 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
owner-armchair@maillist.il.fontys.nl writes:

<< who the heck is selling rob's cigarette butt on ebay?  and more
 importantly, who is willing to pay for it?  that's ridiculous. >>

i dont know who is selling it, but in the same vein a few months back i saw 
someone put up Thom Yorke's toenails. he says he dug through the trash after 
seeing Thom clip the nails and throw them out.

in conclusion, ebay sucks.

aaron


i wish it was last september.

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 23:04:59 EDT
From: JOECOOL215@aol.com
Subject: Mess Lyrics

I think he says "can't be tamed"



I have a  question about the lyrics for MESS....

about 2 min. in, when he says, "and i dont believe in love, so i cant be 
______"  i am wondering what that word is. The lyrics have it as CHANGED, but 
it doesnt sound like he's saying that. So if anyone knows the answer i would 
appreciate it!

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 23:28:31 EDT
From: AnchorJ@aol.com
Subject: Re: Mess lyrics

<<>>

It sounds to me like Darren and Robert are saying one thing (maybe 
"saved"?)...while Ben is saying something between "tamed" and "changed".  I'm 
really not sure, but I've listened to that part a few times and thought I 
could be of assistance.

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 23:35:38 EDT
From: Donfucious@aol.com
Subject: Hey, all!

Hi.  My name's Don.  I'm from Queens, NYC and I've been a fan of BFF's since 
I heard Brick.  So, yeah, I guess I'm a corporate bandwagon jumper-on.  So 
sue me.  I assure you, though, I like all their stuff.  I think they're one 
of the last few talented groups out there nowadays.  I went out and bought 
all of their albums and I've now seen them twice.  The first being at a radio 
festival here in NY and the second being at Irving Plaza on the TUBORM tour.

I gotta say that I'm a piano player myself and I definitely find myself 
inspired by Ben to write.  I haven't been able to get down anything even 
CLOSE to his stuff, but I'm trying.  In fact, I'm in the midst of writing 
music for my first full-length musical.  A couple of people at my school (St 
John's University) are trying to put up a musical at the end of next year.  
BFF is definitely going to be a musical source for me.  They just totally 
rock.

My favorite song of late has been "Mess".  I love it.  The tune is absolutely 
wonderful and the lyrics are incredible.  "Mess" and "Underground" are 
probably my two favorite songs.  I also am partial to "Steven's Last Night In 
Town" and "Boxing".  But, there aren't too many of BFF's songs that I don't 
like anyway.  The only ones, so far, that I haven't been able to get into 
have been all the songs on TUBORM after "Your Redneck Past".  I just can't 
dig them.  The first half of the album is awesome.  Just don't dig the second 
half.  But, I love the first album and I love WAEA.  I don't yet have the 
Godzilla Sndtrk.  Can anyone tell me how "Air" is?  I'm getting it in 
exchange for Veruca Salt's "Eight Arms To Hold You" 'cause I don't even 
listen to that.  I just dig "Volcano Girls".

At any rate, I just wanted to say hi.  If there's anyone on this list in 
Cleveland or Detroit, gimme an email.  I'm going there in July and I'm 
interested in places to buy bootlegs and stuff like that.  Or even cool 
places to go.

Thanks.

Don

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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 20:41:28 -0700
From: Kim Litzius <kglitzius@ucdavis.edu>
Subject: BFF in San Fran?!?

Is this true???? How did people hear about it? Where do I get tickets?
Please help, I've never seen them live!!!

Thanks,
Kim

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Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 21:47:01 -0400 (EDT)
From: teelick <rudeboy@mindless.com>
Subject: RE: pics 

On 14-May-99 MFH333@aol.com wrote:

> Date: Wed, 12 May 1999 20:58:11 EDT
> From: MFH333@aol.com
> Subject: pics

> just got my pictures back from the PSU show, and they are fantastic! i'm just 
> so ecstatic! who's with me on the 28th?

> Adriane^[

You were at the PSU show? I was too... I got to work security in between the
barricades and the stage, so I had great seats (leaning against the speakers
was wild, with the pounding bass!) Were you near the front? I might have seen
you. Cool to find out other people in my area are on the Armchair.

- --Nate
www.cse.psu.edu/~nate

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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 00:30:44 EDT
From: Pianogtar@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #1528

In a message dated 5/13/99 9:23:39 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
owner-armchair@maillist.il.fontys.nl writes:

<<  who's with me on the 28th? >>

I'm there with a tan hat.

<<who the heck is selling rob's cigarette butt on ebay?  and more
importantly, who is willing to pay for it?  that's ridiculous.>>

I have no clue. :l  Besides if someone was to shave all of jesse camps hair 
off of his head I would pay $10 to have the remains of it in a bag.

<>

Actually I have it on tape and i noticed that Members of the Squirrel Nut 
Zippers were backing him on the horns, but it was great to hear that he was 
thinking about your mommy.

<<Ginger, Sandi, Jess, and I (the 
ones you should know, jk)>>

Umm, I have no idea who you guys are. :I

<<I'll be at the Raleigh, Charlotte, Atlanta, and Nashville shows with Miss
Shorter and hopefully the Indian Girl.  Watch out for us!>>

i probably will, so will fbi intelegence.

<<"you"
     -evaporated
     Ben Folds Five>>

Wow, Ben Folds is the only songwriter I have ever heard of that could write a 
one worded song that changed so many lives. :I

<<have you guys listened carefully to what ben's dad is saying on "your most 
valuable possesion?" its awesome.
he talks about losing your muscles mass in space, musing that eventually you 
would just be a "head or a mind." I listened hard to what Dean had to say, 
and it blew me away, so listen up kiddies, its sweet.>>

i bet if that song was to last for another 2 minutes ben's dad would have 
been talking about sunscreen.

<<Yesterday I was over at my friends apartment, and he had some Maxim (?)
magazines which he was making myself and the other female there read to
see if the articles were true.  The magazine was kinda like a Cosmo for
guys in my opinion.  Anyway, while flipping through the May 1999 issue, my
friend found an interview with Ben Folds!  Since she knows how much I love
BFF, she gave it to me.>>

Yeah he talked about paper airplanes and made the interviewer look like a 
real dumbass, Matt Pinfield, Eat your heart out!!!

Goodnight, 

George

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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 00:39:40 EDT
From: Jodude17@aol.com
Subject: Buy BFF Stuff at Rock.com

Hey kids,
I discovered this great web site today, rock.com.  They have a good amount of 
Ben Folds Five stuff for really cheap prices.  They've got vinyl and some 
singles, as well as the new digipak.  Check them out:
 
<A 
HREF="http://www.rock.com/scripts/result.cfm?type=1&par=ben+folds+five&rfd=1">
Click here: R O C K . C O M : Search Results
</A>

Also,  if you have a Ben Folds Five web page, or any web page, you can put a 
link to their site and earn commissions on sales.   Really!  Find out more 
here:
 <A HREF="http://www.rock.com/scripts/affil_five.cfm?rfd=1&rpd=0">Click here: 
R O C K . C O M : Five Good Reasons to Become...
</A> 

Here's a little description from the site:
Rock.com offers the largest selection of CD's available on-line, along with 
band interviews, exclusive articles and critics' picks, and spiffy graphics. 
With thousands of RealAudio samples, and profiles of music 
cities/genres/venues, rock.com is the only retail site that loves music as 
much as you do.

have a good day, kids
jody

"my guitar wants to kill your mama, my guitar wants to burn your dad"
- -frank zappa

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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 15:32:43 +1000
From: "Julie 'anti-gavin'" <julianne@ronscomputers.com.au>
Subject: Ben Folds News

Theres some news about Ben Folds at http://www.undercover.net.au


(note the thanks at the bottom of the page :))


Also there is a Ben Folds Five article in the latest issue of Australian
Rolling Stone..with Britney Spears (?) on the cover..


- -Julie 'anti-gavin'

Julie's Australian Ben Folds Five website
http://www.angelfire.com/me/katefolds

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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 15:56:32 +1000
From: "Julie 'anti-gavin'" <julianne@ronscomputers.com.au>
Subject: more places about ben folds

There's also news on Ben Folds at:

http://au.dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/140599/musicnews/926636400-336068642
.html

and it's suppose to be on Australian AOL too but I cannot find it (yet)

- -Julie 'anti-gavin'

Julie's Australian Ben Folds Five website
http://www.angelfire.com/me/katefolds

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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 02:04:35 EDT
From: FieryLox@aol.com
Subject: humbug am i.

hey george, stop stealing adam's face and posting style, you loser.

qb!
sara

p.s.  i am normally a kind, loving person...but uncreative, homophobic people 
like george really piss me off.  lovely day!

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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 02:10:19 EDT
From: "Eric Jacobstein" <jacobstein@hotmail.com>
Subject: Carrying Cathy and Breakup at Food Court

Hey Everyone,

I was just reading about the boys in Details and I was wondering if anyone 
might possibly have copies of the two tracks that never made it onto TUBORM 
- - "Breakup at Food Court" and "Carrying Cathy."

Apparently, "Carrying Cathy," was the "suicide song Folds left off the 
record, afraid it might 'summon' a genuine tragedy in his life."  He 
mentioned later in the article that he's sure the song could have been a big 
hit, but that the timing just wasn't right for it.  All in all, it's an 
interesting article and brings up a lot of interesting details, particularly 
about Ben, that I was unaware of.

Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone had these 2 tracks.  If you do, I 
would REALLY appreciate if you got in touch with me so that maybe we could 
arrange something or other.  Thanks very much, Eric


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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 04:27:58 PDT
From: "Jo Phillips" <ojev1@hotmail.com>
Subject: annoyed

hello people,

yeah i'm new to this thing and a big hello to all you lot.
I'm annoyed, in fact i'm bloody annoyed because i missed the
forum gig. Could any of you lot who went there please tell me
about it.
Also, best bit from TABORM is in Jane, where the piano and keyboard
mix in, majic!!


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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 04:44:19 PDT
From: "emily burningham" <em_pet@hotmail.com>
Subject: heeeeey :)

<<hiiiiiii:)
oo i'm in a happy mood,  bff in sheffield last night.
man they rocked :) not that that should be a aurprise to you lot :)>>

No, I actually thought that you broke into a medical supply office and took 
a
lot of prozac myself.

well, yes, that too. :)
oo who was it said they went to the wolverhampton gig? my mate lee's from 
there, and was stunned that there was someone else who knew who they were 
other that his mate in wolverhampton cos i was wearing my t shirt. tsk tsk.
anyway i have to go to a dissertation meeting. arse.
love
em



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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 08:57:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: Rich Jotz <rjotz1@yahoo.com>
Subject: the real Reinhold Messner

Someone posted a message about their Dad who read the
biography of Reinhold Messner.  I just finished
reading "Into Thin Air" this week and it mentions
Messner a couple times throughout the book.  He was
really quite a famous climber.  He was the first
climber to ever reach the peak of Mt. Everest without
the use of supplementary oxygen in (I believe) 1980. 
Many mountain-climbing purists consider this to be the
first legitimate climb to the top of the world's
tallest peak.

Well that's my history lesson for the day.  The book
is excellent by the way.  It's about the disaster at
Everest in 1996 where 5 people died.  Pretty
frightening stuff!



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Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 11:59:54 EDT
From: Slk24kgj@aol.com
Subject: Army

Does anybody have the version of Army--the "We Get The Fuck Out" version? Or 
is that just the version they play without the curses?

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