THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #173 - January 26, 1997



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Topics for Today:
 
      UK/Europe and US Tour Dates Announced
      Ben Folds on NFL game (sort of)
      The Goods
      new bff album
      xmas
      BFF and Counting Crows
      Australian Tour......
      The Counting Crows Song
      another great song title
      Signing off
      Re: THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR, Issue #172
      Re:score, sheet music, SOMEBODY RESPOND TO THIS!!! :)
      another rebuttal about small keys and big hands
      Jody's Power Bill and the Semantics
      me again
      IRC's?
 
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 First, apologies for taking so long to get these out. Computer troubles
 combined with an exceptionally heavy work schedule resulted in no time to
 tend to the list. Due to the number of posts in that time, I'm splitting
 them up into three issues. #174 and #175 will be mailed out shortly.

 Good news: The touring schedule for Europe and the UK has been released, and
 the first dates of the US tour, opening for Counting Crows, have been
 released. Here are the UK/Europe dates:

 Mar. 2     Glasgow @ The Arches
 Mar. 4     Newcastle @ Riverside
 Mar. 5     Manchester @ MDH
 Mar. 6     Norwich @ Waterfront
 Mar. 7     London @ Astoria
 Mar. 9     Sheffield @ Leadmill
 Mar. 11    Copenhagen @ Cafe Rust
 Mar. 12    Stockholm @ Studion
 Mar. 13    Malmo @ KB
 Mar. 15    Hamburg @ Logo
 Mar. 16    Munich @ Backstage
 Mar. 17    Cologne @ Underground
 Mar. 18    Amsterdam @ Melkweg
 Mar. 20    Brussells @ Ancienne Belgique Club
 Mar. 21    Paris @ Divan Du Monde

 Also, a gig is scheduled at the Gavin Convention (a radio programming
 convention) at Jimmy's in New Orleans on Feb. 13.

 The US dates with Counting Crows are further down in the digest. Now, on to
 the posts:

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 Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 17:51:43 -0700 (MST)
 From: "Eric T. Beteille" <eric@hemi.com>
 Subject: Ben Folds on NFL game (sort of)

 During NBC's broadcast of the football playoffs last
 Saturday, the network ran several commercials promoting
 the NBC Saturday night lineup of action dramas. Very
 quickly-cut promo piece, with lots of explosions and
 stunts.

 The featured music, quite in the foreground, was "I'm Not
 Afraid" by Fleming & John. Perfect choice for high-action
 video, it has a driving drum beat and a powerful vocal.
 Best of all, the drum beat is courtesy of our own Ben Folds,
 who plays expertly on several Fleming & John songs. Seems
 he's good at any instrument you can pound.

 One promo listed song credits at the bottom. So maybe folks
 will pick up F&J and, in turn, turn on to Ben.

 Eric

 P.S. - We *need* that BFF version of Champagne Supernova here
 in the U.S. Now why can't they put their version of Video
 Killed the Radio Star on CD??

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 Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 21:16:41 -0500 (EST)
 From: Michele <mmenuck@umich.edu>
 Subject: The Goods

 I would love more than anything to know how to get a hold of some BFF
 stuff, like t-shirts and stickers... Not sold in stores, but what about
 mail order?

 Michele

 Perhaps if the tour hits within a two state radius I'll be sporting
 some...


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 Michele R. Menuck
 University of Michigan
 mmenuck@umich.edu
 http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mmenuck

 "Life is hard, but it's even harder when you're stupid." -?

 "Welcome to the world.  Thank you, drive through." -Beavis

 "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams." -WW
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 Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 18:56:53 -0800 (PST)
 From: "Darrell N. Phillips" <dnphillips@earthlink.net>
 Subject: new bff album

 hey guys...

 well, i got the advanced release of the new bff album, and it is FANTASTICK!!!

 possibly, even more exciting than their first album!!

 I'm happy to report that it contains an excellent excellent mix....the songs
 that we already know (i.e.  angry dwarf, steven's, and song/dumped) sound
 great on a studio recording..., and the new stuff is sooo great!

 Well worth the waiting...

 ...and NO, so far as I can tell, Ben doesn't make any mention of Adam Duritz ...

 D.P.




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 Darrell N. Phillips
 Email:	dnphillips@earthlink.net  [or]
 	ST930984@pip.cc.brandeis.edu

 Phone:	617/894-8035

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 Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 21:26:47 -0600 (CST)
 From: Cool Hand Luke <gb0709@broncho.ucok.edu>
 Subject: xmas

 To Ben Folds Five:

 I got a Jimi Hendrix: Live at Woodstock CD for xmas.  What did you guys
 in the band get?

 Gregor--> in OK City

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 Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 21:29:16 -0600 (CST)
 From: Benjamin Baeker <bbaeker@mail.coin.missouri.edu>
 Subject: BFF and Counting Crows

 Hi-

 This is the first time I have ever sent anything to this group.  I want
 to say that I bought the BFF CD strictly because of the song Monkey by
 counting crows.  "I got no where else but home to go, got ben folds on my
 radio right now."  That is what got me hooked.  I have to disagree with I
 think it was keith who said that A long december sounds BFFish.  I think
 that A long december is pure counting crows.  Listen to raining in
 baltimore and an unrealesed song called chelsea, and another unrealesed
 called good luck.  Neither of the following two are on the CD, but almost
 made it.  Counting Crows is counting crows.  That is all there is to it.
 I would love to see BFF open for counting crows.  That would be amazing.
 Although it would be tough to beat Cake.  They were great when they
 opened for counting crows.  No Adam and Ben could not compose lyrics
 together.  I think that the styles are too different.  It wouldn't be as
 magical.  Perhaps a two piano set with the music written by ben, but the
 lyrics by adam.  That would be a killer single.  Just my thoughts.  Until
 next time.

 Sweet Dreams,

 Benjamin T. Baeker
 bbaeker@mail.coin.missouri.edu

 "Said, 'You gotta stand up in the garden, baby let the rain come pourin'
 down upon your head.'
 Said, 'You gotta stand up in the garden, Darlin let the rain fall down and
 wash away all your sins.'" -Murder of One, by Adam F. Duritz (Counting Crows)

 "I know, all of the good things in life are unkind
 I could be everything I could be, anything
 But all the time I'm thinking `If I only had a pair of wings.'
 But you won't touch me." -Suffocate, by Adam F. Duritz (Counting Crows)

 		"i am the wayward - stung with cold, bereft of warmth and reason
 in the pond i saw your eyes before me beckon to a warmer season but -
 		just as it was long ago, i knew and (so did you)
 i was meant to roam alone and no, even now, I could not go." -Candace Chaney

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 Date: Wed, 08 Jan 1997 12:31:44 -0800
 From: Hitech World Cannington <hitechwc@ois.com.au>
 Subject: Australian Tour......

 Hi,

 	I was so disappointed to here that BFF weren't coming to the Big Day
 Out tours here.....when will I get to see my favourite band (in Perth
 but will travel)?

 	Greg.

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 Date: Wed, 8 Jan 1997 09:35:53 -0500 (EST)
 From: Michele <mmenuck@umich.edu>
 Subject: The Counting Crows Song

 True...Along with that, the "Long December" intro sounds a lot like BFF as
 well, with the piano and all.  Looks like sombody's catching on...  A
 collaboration would be quite interesting...

 Michele


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 Michele R. Menuck
 University of Michigan
 mmenuck@umich.edu
 http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mmenuck

 "Life is hard, but it's even harder when you're stupid." -?

 "Welcome to the world.  Thank you, drive through." -Beavis

 "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams." -WW
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 Date: Wed, 8 Jan 1997 10:46:31 -0500
 From: Pat_Meusel@Sonymusic.Com
 Subject: another great song title

 Leave to BF5 to come up with some of the most original song titles.  Here's
 a new one:

 FOR THOSE OF Y'ALL WEARING FANNY PACKS

 Not sure if it'll make the new record.

 pm


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 Date: Thu, 09 Jan 97 13:37:07 PST
 From: Derek Ebbrell <dse@postman.sabwabco.co.uk>
 Reply to: derek.ebbrell@sabwabco.co.uk
 Subject: Signing off

 Just a note to ask to be taken of the List for the time being,
 I will be back with a new Address soon, Hopefully.

 And to say that where is Alice B was played in the Background of
 Party of 5 last night, I'm not sure how far behind we are in England
 Compared to the US, and this already may have been commented on.

 With this and people going to a BNL show on the same series,
 It must be good, Well reasonable any way.

 Feck, Drink, Women, Arse,
 Father Jack.
 Bare is the thing to be
 derek.ebbrell@sabwabco.co.uk

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 Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 00:45:14 -0500 (EST)
 From: THE YANKEE <mcdonpj3@wfu.edu>
 Subject: Re: THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR, Issue #172

 On Tue, 7 Jan 1997, Frank Maynard wrote:
 >  A few questions...
 >  1) Wouldn't it be great if they had a knock-down ballad on their next
 >     album?
 Maybe Frank could confirm this-did the "Risky Encore" from Ziggy's make
 the disc?  (ANy body from the 8/18 Ziggy's show know the name of the
 song-sounded kinda Jackson-Brownish at points and the chorus contained
 the line "I lost my heart"

 >  2) Does anyone else think Long December by the Counting Crows sounds very
 >     BFFish?
 Vaguely...
 >  3) Wouldn't it be great if Ben and Adam Duritz wrote some songs together?
 >  4) WOuldn't it be great if BFF opens for Counting Crows next tour?
 Don't tease me!!  That would be incredible.  The only thing that might
 improve the package would be to let Counting Crows open...
 (No offense to diehard CC fans-I'd pay amint to see them myself as one of
 my all-time favorite bands)
 On a "just-missed an incredible show note, I recently missed the
 WallFlowers and BareNaked Ladies together atb the orpheum in Boston.
 Aargh!!!

 >               How many of me would it take to screw up your life?
 Frank-which song is this from?
                                 Patrick J. McDonough

    [It's from an unreleased song called "Kalamazoo". And I don't believe
 "Risky Encore" is on the new CD. -fjm]

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 Date: Wed, 08 Jan 1997 22:53:22 -0800
 From: eric weiss <eric_w@geocities.com>
 Subject: Re:score, sheet music, SOMEBODY RESPOND TO THIS!!! :)

 yeah, what's the spiel on the bf5 sheet music? I'd absolutely love to
 find a copy. Please someone help us pathetic ivory tinklin' fools out.
 I'm one of those that can't play by ear, but can certainly READ. Thank
 you and have a great day!

 nancy poop

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 Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 13:14:18 -0300
 From: Daniel MacEachern <dmaceach@is2.dal.ca>
 Subject: another rebuttal about small keys and big hands

 from Michael Bluejay:

 > So what's the point of being able to play anywhere, at any time, if you CAN'T
 > PLAY AT ALL because your hands are too small?  Pianos SHOULD be like clothes.
 >  One-sized piano doesn't fit everybody, so it's ridiculous that they're all
 > the same size.  Now that we've hit the digital age, and you can get 76-key
 > keyboards for less than $500, someone with small hands who wants to learn to
 > play needs to be able to buy a smaller-key keyboard.  Sure, you can think of
 > any number of situations where you learn on one keyboard and then find a
 > keyboard that's the "wrong size" -- all I can say is, you don't invalidate an
 > idea just because it doesn't work 100% of the time.

 But aren't you invalidating the idea of a standard-size keyboard because it
 doesn't work 100% of the time?
 Can't play at all? Just how small are your hands? I started playing piano
 when I was five, and I don't think my hands were too huge then.  Besides, I
 don't think the skill of a person is dependent on how big their hands are.
 I don't think Ben Folds is a good piano player because he can play 10ths.
 All that means is that his hands are big enough. Maybe we're arguing
 different things here. I can understand that one might want a smaller size
 keyboard so that they can play 10ths or whatever that they can't do on a
 regular keyboard, and maybe you can see that it's not a bad idea to have a
 standard-size for keyboards.  But I don't see 10ths popping up in music all
 that often, and it's probably because MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE HANDS THAT
 BIG.  So what?  So don't play tenths.  Make smaller size keyboards, and now
 the big hand giants can play elevenths or twelvths, so what's been solved?
 You don't lower the basketball hoop to nine feet because most people can't
 dunk on ten.  You can do it in your own driveway, sure, there still needs
 to be some sort of standard.

 Daniel
 Halifax

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 Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 18:48:58 -0500
 From: Tom Spagnardi <toms@worldrg.com>
 Subject: Jody's Power Bill and the Semantics

 >   On 21st Dec,The Semantics's debut album,"POWERBILL" was released in
 Japan.
 >
 >   Ben named "Powerbill" ,mixed Will's nickname and Millard's family name.
 >
 >    [Not coincidentally, one of Ben's earlier bands was called Jody's
 > Power Bill. -fjm]


 Hello BFF fans:

 I've been reading happily and quietly for months now, but now it's time for
 me to chime in and do a little shameless self promotion. My name is Tom
 Spagnardi and I played bass in the band Jody's Power Bill with Ben in
 Nashville. We did name the band after the guys who were in the Semantics at
 the time (Jody Spence, Millard Powers, and Bill Owsley). I think there was a
 suggestion for them to use the name for their band, but they chose not to,
 and so we took it. Around 1992 and 93, The Semantics were signed to and
 recorded an album for Geffen, which was never released in the US.
 Apparently, it is now available in Japan. Thanks for the news Azusa. I'm
 glad that it will finally get to see daylight, it deserves to.

 I am currently playing in a band called Mr. Henry. We are based in New York
 City but have been traveling around a bit. We played with Bus Stop in North
 Carolina last autumn (thanks, Chuck) and we opened for Counting Crows in
 December at the Beacon Theatre in NYC. We have CD's and cassettes out but we
 are not signed yet so we don't have a record available in stores (though we
 do have a song on the soundtrack to an Orion Picture's film called Ed's Next
 Move, which is available on Milan/BMG). You can find us on the web at
 http://mrhenry.com

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 Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 19:24:07 -0600
 From: Derrick Look <dlook@wctc.net>
 Subject: me again

 hey,
 I figured you might be a good person to ask.
 I dont know if your a musicain or not, but
 I was woundering the chords for Philosophy.
 In the begining i think it's C A F and maybe G.
 And in the end It's just a take off of Gershwins
 Rhapsody in blue, but what are the chords for the
 funk part in the end (solo section) and in the
 body of the song. I you know can you please help
 me out if you don't thanks anyway, or maybe you
 know someone else I could ask maybe.  Well Until Later....


 Derrick

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 Date: Thu, 09 Jan 1997 21:40:18 -0500 (EST)
 From: Andy <OLERS@wabash.edu>
 Subject: IRC's?

  "Surrey, GU9 8RZ ENGLAND and if you live abroad then send a 3 or 4 IRC's
  to cover the cost."

 I'm feeling pretty ignorant here, but I have no idea what IRC's are.
 I'm interested in the fanzine, but then again I don't know what the
 heck those are. . .

 I was bitten- must have been the devil,
 Andy

 PS-- Any other Pearl Jam fans out there?

   [Outside the Internet, an IRC is an International Reply Coupon, which
 currently cost $1.05 at the US Postal Service.  They are good for one "unit"
 of first class postage in almost any country in the world and are a
 convenient way to send postage to people overseas that they can use in
 their own countries.  -fjm]

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