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Issue #191 - March 4, 1997



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Topics for Today:
 
      In regards to the sloow BFF Server...
      NME are at it again ... surprise me
      Ben Folds Five competition
      BFF MP3
      The beginning of an era...
      The new album rules!!
      Cake
      New single
      Re: Lyrics for Battle of....
      Reviews of BoWCCL in Australia.
      (no subject)
      BoWCCL - Thoughts on the video and B-side...[SPOILERS]
      Hit single?
      BFF on IRC
      Whatever and Ever Amen in Australia
      "EXTRA" has been bery, bery good to Ben
 
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 Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 02:20:53 -0500
 From: Animate2 <Animate2@broked.underworld.net>
 Subject: In regards to the sloow BFF Server...

 I think most of you people out there have noticed the *really SLOW*
 serverness which plagues the BF5 site... I got really frustrated trying
 to download the BoWCL Quicktime video, (it kept stalling out) so I did a
 little ping/traceroute on the www.sony.dreammedia.com site that the
 www.bffweb.com site links us to once we hit the opening screen... IT
 seems that the server that sony has decided to amass its internet sites
 on has some major network problems... I was getting 54% packet loss at
 some times... So the site isn't slow, just bogged down w/technical
 problems on the server side...

 	Ok... now onto something a bit less technical and more BF5 related:
 Does anybody know how I can get a copy of the new singles? Maybe a store
 that would carry them or somewhere I can call up and order them from?
 Last time I heard any new BF5 songs was when they last came to
 Cincinatti and played this little club called "Club Gotham." It was a
 really little place without all that much room to move... which isn't
 neccessarily a bad thing;) I got to stand right next to Ben for the
 entire concert (There wasn't that much of a stage) They played some
 covers that I'd like to get on tape (if anybody has any BF5 concert
 recorded, PLEASE CONTACT ME!:) The entire club was dark when they opened
 (I thought the roadies were playing with the lights or something), and
 then I heard Ben playing something on the piano that seemed vaguely
 familiar. . . I didn't realize what it was until he started singing; It
 was Liz Phair's "Chopsticks" It's kinda weird, listening to Ben Folds
 sing about how he went to summer camp w/Julia Roberts... 'specially
 since, well, he didn't:)  They also played Champagne Supernova, An Elvis
 Costello (???) song (Not sure of the name, but is goes "Can you tell me
 why... I don't like Mondays... I don't like Mondays) and a couple other
 songs... For a bit they were taking requests, and I almost yelled for an
 XTC song, but that's just me...;P
 				Allan Hsu

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 Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 12:34:13 GMT
 From: Andy Hewitt <mbcx6adh@mh2.mcc.ac.uk>
 Subject: NME are at it again ... surprise me

 Leafing throught he pages of the music newspaper that everybody loves
 to hate I came upon the review of the new BFF album .
 Good points :
 "From the opening line of 'Underground' (c'mon , admit it , a
 classic)"
 is one good point . As is :
 "And exhaustingly adept as a musician that he is - let's face it ,
 you could put Ben in a studio with every single one of our rock
 illuminatiand he could outplay the lot of them"
 is another .

 They just seem to be all cut up about his attitude or something like
 that . They don't like the whole 'uncool' type thingy and thinks that
 songs about that kind of thing should be condemned out of hand .
 They did like 'Smoke' and grudgingly 'Battle ...' , and gave it a
 not-terrible six out of ten .

 Hmmm , my mark for the reviewer . C- , could do better ...

 And Mark , did you get the ticket for the show ?

 Andy Hewitt

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 Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 15:02:53 +0000
 From: S E Press <SHEP@sheffield.ac.uk>
 Subject: Ben Folds Five competition

 Hi,

 On the Sheffield Electronic Press at the moment, we are running a
 competition which will be of great interest for all Ben Folds Five fans
 - a chance to win one of three signed copied of the new album, Whatever
 And Ever Amen, and get their questions answered in the process.

 To find out more, take a look at:

 http://www.shef.ac.uk/~shep/music/comp/

 It would be good if you could put a link in to this competition on your
 website to spread the word amongst fans, but if you decide not to then I
 hope you'll take the time to enter yourselves.

 We have also got a hot new review of the new album, which can be
 accessed though the competition page.

 Thanks very much,

 Ian Youngs - ShEP Music Editor

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 Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 13:24:12 +0500
 From: Patrick Savage <psavage@vt.edu>
 Subject: BFF MP3

 Mike Piccuirro <mikeman@pegasus.rutgers.edu> wrote:

 >    I have just discovered the beauty of the MP3 compression files.  It's
 > a new format for storing CD quality audio files with something like a
 > 12:1 compression ratio.

 I've put an MP3 of BOWCCL at the link below so check it out...needless to
 say it's an incredible song although it took a little while to grow on me.
 The file is zipped because for some reason it would get corrupted
 otherwise...weird, but it's happened before and I have no idea why.
 Anyway, enjoy!

 http://www.cslab.vt.edu/~psavage/bff.zip

 --
 Pat
 psavage@vt.edu

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 Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 15:30:48 -0800 (PST)
 From: Chad Wheeler <rednewt@hotmail.com>
 Subject: The beginning of an era...

 Hi there gang! This is my first post after reading MA for approx. 2weeks,
 3days, 8hours, 46minutes, and 15(make that 16)seconds. ha. See, that's a
 joke. Laugh. (canned laughter) Ha ha ha, No but seriously folks, this is
 all a front for the dismal feeling of solitude I'm feeling at the moment.
 It's definitly NOT cool to B alone.There is absolutely no one in this town
 who listens to BFF, much less even heard of them. I got the new CMJ and I
 needed to share BoWCCL with someone so badly, (and I'm not really ashamed
 of this, well kind of...), that I called my best friend in Houston just to
 play it for him. To make matters worse, he wasn't even home. That's right
 troopers, you guessed it. When he gets home he'll have twenty+ messages (I
 lost count at 24) all of BoWCCL neatly divided into 15 second intervals.
 Ever the dutiful, or more precisly, ever the over enthusiastic, I paused
 the cd after each stop and at the beep let her rip once again. It took
 like twenty minutes but it was definitly worth it cause I got the
 immediate surge out of my system. Its great! No, its super! No, its
 Fantabuloso! Ha! Didn't think I could spell that, did you? well I can! I
 can even spell words like "bruhaha" and "extraterrestrial" and even
 "their." I have parochial grade school to thank for that. They scared me
 away from religion, but BOY, can I spell! Anyway, speaking of words, what
 happens if I call somebody "gormless"? I mean, what does it mean? What's
 it all about? Alfie...No, Darren, and he's looking "gormless." Do Fold
 Fivers in England speak english? *SARCASM* As an American, I demand my
 constitutional right to have you speak English to me. I'm an American,
 damn it!!! Alright. Enough of this nationalistic tomfoolery. Somebody
 wanted the transcription man's address. I have it. rednewt@hotmail.com I'm
 not posting it cause I'm not sure he wants it out but I'll ask him and
 we'll just have to see...what's the deal with the piano books autographed
 by Benjammin himself? I GOTTA HAVE ONE!!! It's better than the Franklin
 Mint's Spring Line of Collectible Plates!!! I'm listing to CMJ right now
 and I'm wondering, who IS Ben's hero? I'll bet it's Mr Rogers or someother
 friendly PBS personality. Leads me to the next bus: I think it's something
 about finding "...four portraits of General Apathy and Major Boredom
 singing..." Of course, if someone wanted to post the real lyrics, hey,
 wouldn't we all be happier... ;) Last bit, if anyone taped the 120 Minutes
 De-But I'd really like to get my grubby midwestern hands on it. "America's
 Heartland" frustratingly only beats mainly to Def LePUD, Poison, Trixter,
 and the glamrock list goes on. Uggh. It's enough to make one think power
 bangs are manly and coming back...however, that's to say they were once
 IN...Oh right, about the 120Min. tape, I'd be ready to trade a blank
 videotape for it or, if anyone's interested, I can send a pretty
 interesting mix tape of Springfield's very own Zabba Zabba Productions.
 It's a pretty funny tape, about three hours long and featuring such
 professional home movie favorites, not to mention classics, as Psycho Boy,
 The Magic Monkey, and its sequel, Thamien Russell and the Quest for the
 Magic Monkey. We(ZabbaZabbaPro.) are film and theatre majors,
 respectfully, so in all humbleness, it's pretty entertaining! Plus it's
 free! Well I guess that's it, if Frank even decides to post this, (Frank,
 this will never happen again, I swear! On the Franklin f****n Mint, in
 fact. Besides, this is my first post so don't I get a warning or
 something? Please post this. I beg you. I'll even stop stalking you...HA!
 Now THAT'S a joke!!
              Chad "ill in illinois" Wheeler


                    "Eggs and Toast.
                      Toast and Eggs."
                          -scene from Der Judge (a ZZPro.)

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 Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 12:07:04 -0600 (CST)
 From: samuel jacob lewis <sjlewis@students.uiuc.edu>
 Subject: The new album rules!!

 I just wanted to feel like the rest of you lucky ones and brag a bit.  I
 got the new album and it rocks my world.  Don't listen to any negative
 s*** you may hear about this album, you must hear it for yourselves.  The
 slow songs are as melodic as ever and the harmonies and "ba pa da's" are
 out of this world.  I also love the klezmatics on "Steven's Last Night In
 Town", it totally gives the song a new flavor.  Right now, I'm in love
 with "Fair", "Battle of..." and "Missing the War" along with the Japanese
 version of "Song for the Dumped" (hilarious).  All in all, this disc
 made me shake my ass all over my apartment.  I felt weird saying that BFF
 were my favorite band when they only had one record out but my opinion of
 them has been strengthened.  I will now let the world know "I F***ING
 LOVE BEN FOLDS FIVE!!"

 Thanks Azusa, you are the greatest!
 That's all folks.

 Sam Lewis

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 Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 12:11:47 -0600 (CST)
 From: Nate Mathews <nmathews@mork.uni.uiuc.edu>
 Subject: Cake

 I am also a big fan of Cake and in some ways BF5 and Cake come from the
 same sort of southern style rock n roll. Other than that theyre alot
 different. I like 'em both.

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  Cross Country: Finally a practical use for golf courses

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 Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 16:30:44 -0500 (EST)
 From: Brad654@aol.com
 Subject: New single

 I just heard the CMJ disc about 5 minutes ago. Of course, the first track I
 cued was BoWCCL.

 I'm curious-- those of you who said the new single was
 overproduced/different/not any good (pick one), I'd like to say that I think
 the tune is a natural progression from the band's last record (or CD, I
 realized I just dated myself there).

 I mean, I'm pretty sure that none of us would have wanted "Whatever And
 Ever..." to sound just like the debut disc. Would we? I, for one, dig when
 you can hear the evolution of acts when you listen to a discography. Take the
 Police: "Outlandos d'Amour" was straightforward, balls-to-the-wall
 punk/reggae. The next record was more toward reggae, the next two began
 leaning more toward pop, and then "Synchronicity" was a masterpeice, plain
 and simple. And if you listen to "Outlandos," then "Synchronicty," it's
 hardly even the same band.

 All that to say that if BoWCCL had been a "Jackson Cannery" retread, we'd
 love it for awhile because it was new BF5, but then we'd realize what it was
 and scream bloody murder and wonder to ourselves if BF5 was a fluke, or if
 Ben's creativity was dried up.

 So the new tune gets my vote. I can't wait to hear the rest of the evolution.
 I, like normal people, have to wait till the 18th. Poor us.

 brad

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 Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 19:18:46 -0500 (EST)
 From: JoanneQ@aol.com
 Subject: Re: Lyrics for Battle of....

 For the person who asked about the lyrics of the new single, here's how that
 part goes:
      I've got this great idea,  Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin F***ing
 Mint
      Find a pair of portraits of General Apathy and Major Boredom singing
      Whatever and ever, Amen.
 For anyone who doesn't know, the Franklin Mint puts out collectables such as
 Gold-plated monopoly boards and Star Wars plates, for the amazingly low price
 of 4 easy installments of only $29.95...
 We happen to live right down the street from the Franklin F***ing  Mint, so
 it's kind of cool hearing it in a BFF song.
 And for the person who said (888)BENFOLDS5 isn't a real #, once you dial the
 first 7 numbers (10 numbers if you count the 888), the call goes through.
  Companies do this all the time to make their phone numbers easy to
 remember-any extra numbers you call don't affect the call.  Well, bye for
 now.

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 Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 17:14:58 +1100 (EST)
 From: Derek Scott <scoco@netspace.net.au>
 Subject: Reviews of BoWCCL in Australia.

 Well, I was pretty excited when my friend, who had Juice magazine showed me
 a review of BoWCCL in Juice, but then when they were in Rolling Stone as
 well...WITH a picture! I might buy the magazines or I'll just cut the pages
 out of hers! I think she's going to scan a photo for me and I'll get the
 reviews up sometime. So, if anyone's interested...
 But that's about all the evidence over here I've seen of the new album. Hope
 it comes out soon! But I'm going to Japan in about a month so I'll get some
 great stuff over there, I hope!
 Claire.

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 !                               Claire                               !
 ! "i want to live and breathe. i want to be part of the human race." !
 !                                     -radiohead                     !
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 Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 00:05:14 -0000
 From: Jody Loughlin <jojololo@sprynet.com>
 Subject: (no subject)

 Ben Folds Five blows the hinges off!!!!!   2,000+ visitors to their web
 site is a crock.  Can't wait to see them at Irvine Meadows with Counting
 Crows and get the new CD March 18.  Bought their first CD over a year ago
 and it's still one of our favorites.

 Peter & Jody Loughlin
 Tarzana, CA

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 Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 20:44:35 -0500
 From: Mandel Ilagan <ilagan@husc.harvard.edu>
 Subject: BoWCCL - Thoughts on the video and B-side...[SPOILERS]

 As you know the video for "Battle of Who Could Care Less" did NOT premiere
 last Sunday on "120 Minutes" (Grrr...), but it did make an appearance in a
 great piano block during Thursday's M2 simulcast.  It was great seeing the
 video for Joe Jackson's "Breaking Us In Two."  Brought back memories of
 being raised on classic MTV...Anyhoo, I digress...

 (A word of warning that if you haven't seen the video and don't want
 details, please do not read on!)

 I think the video is well done. It doesn't have the sloppy look that the
 "Underground" video did, but on the other hand, it doesn't have all the
 goofiness that made "Uncle Walter" great.  The editing, mixing the black
 and white footage with the color footage, has a nice effect keeping the
 visuals interesting and lively.  At times the black and white shots called
 to mind The Police's "Every Breath You Take" video...Yeah, it's a stretch,
 but in a way it did.  It's interesting though to note what got bleeped out
 and how it got bleeped out.  "Weed" is blatantly not there (It did survive
 in the closed captioning) and "F***in'" is also bleeped out.  However, the
 "F***in'" is still pretty discernible despite the edit.  The video is
 highlighted by some foolin' around by the band.  Notable bits include
 Darren on the piano and Ben on the drums, Ben sporting a fake mustache, and
 Robert flashing the ol' "Satan" sign with his fingers at the end.

 All in all, the video is professional-looking, simple, and pretty much
 straightforward, but certainly not bland.  The only things that I would
 have wanted to see were just a tad bit more humor and maybe even a cameo
 appearance by Jim Rockford himself, James Garner.

 I managed to pick up the singles for BoWCCL and I give a thumbs up to both
 of 'em.  Great B-sides!  "Champagne Supernova" country-style is a hoot, but
 the best and most interesting of the lot has to be "For Those of Y'all Wear
 Fanny Packs."  I'm still trying to figure what it's all about...that's IF
 it's about anything at all!  Any takers on what it's about?  (And don't say
 "six minutes long!")

 Anyhoo, I just wanted to throw my two pennies in...

 Mandel Ilagan
 ilagan@fas.harvard.edu
 http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~ilagan
 ---------------------------------------
 "A house full of naked hermaphrodites
  and 24-hour Rockford Files."

 - An interpretation of success by
   Robert Sledge (1997)
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 Date: 26 Feb 97 22:15:07 GMT-1
 From: Jos van Oijen <jvoijen@foxhunt.xs4all.nl>
 Subject: Hit single?

 Today I got the new CD. It has a sticker "includes the hit single
 BATTLE OF WHO COULD CARE LESS" on it. I think it's an import CD. Or is
 there a single released in the netherlands an has it become hit?

 BTW the live version of 'song for the dumped' which was here on TV is
 much better than the CD version.

 -Jos-  who just wrote his first message on this mailinglist

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 Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 08:53:57 +0200
 From: Bryan Snead <rsnead@awod.com>
 Subject: BFF on IRC

 I'm new to the List, but I'm a huge fan of BFF.  I was wondering if you all
 would want to start a chat session on IRC with all the other fans, if you
 don't already have one.  If you have no idea what IRC is, then go to
 http://www.localnet.com/%7Eangstboy/irc.html and it will explain all.
 Please I would like everyone's imput.
                                 Thanx
                                    Bryan Snead

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 Date: Sat, 01 Mar 1997 19:25:32 +1100
 From: Very Fruity Indeed <ad@healey.com.au>
 Subject: Whatever and Ever Amen in Australia

 OK, this is mainly for Australian people.  If you know, well chuck this
 away, but if you don;t well cool.  The new BFF album is out on the 14th of
 March.  So, go out to your local rekid store and make sure they'll have it
 there for you on that monday there.
    As for the single, who knows?  I reckon it could be another UK thing
 only...  I'd hate to have to import them from there again.  :)

 Bye
 Ad.

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 Date: Sat, 1 Mar 1997 12:24:44 -0500 (EST)
 From: Wri10@aol.com
 Subject: "EXTRA" has been bery, bery good to Ben

 Hey sports fans!

 Just a quick note -- though I'm embarrassed to admit I even had this show ON,
 the syndicated tabloid rag "Extra" apparently has someone on staff selecting
 music who was sending us a little friendly nudge through the ozone.  Friday
 evening, while I was cooking dinner, they announced a report about a baseball
 (I think) player who'd retired and whose wife had recently overcome some
 difficulties with infertility.  Whomever chose the musical background for the
 piece must have at least listened to the first album once, because the loops
 were from "Sports And Wine" and "Boxing".  I'd say hats off to Extra, but I'm
 still trying to get over the trauma of having admitted to people I actually
 had the show on...

 And for those of you who are in Greater Cincinnati -- WNKU has broken
 "BoWCCL" as of last Wednesday.  CALL THEM AND REQUEST THE SINGLE!!!  They
 were very good to the boys on the first album, they played it a lot, probably
 due in no small part to heavy requests.  I don't have the phone number, but
 the frequency, if ya' don't know it, is 89.7 FM.  If you haven't discovered
 this station yet, give it an ear on Wednesday evenings -- they play what they
 call "Wednesday Night Premieres" -- new songs from new acoustic-oriented
 alternative and indie artists, on which show I originally heard "Summer B."
 oh, so long ago.  Great station, at least once "All Things Considered"
 finally winds down for the evening.

 Ciao!
 MA

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