THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #198 - March 13, 1997



                     THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR, Issue #198
 
 REMINDERS:
     * Change the subject of your reply to something pertaining to your
       message (not "The Magical Armchair, Issue #nnn").
     * Don't quote excessively, or quote the entire digest, when replying.
     * Please keep non-Ben Folds Five content to a minimum.
     * If you attend a show, you must post a review!
     
 
Topics for Today:
 
      Eastern US Dates?
      Duel CD singles really f***ing blow
      BFF
      Ben loves the ARCHERS
      ukukukuk
      ANYONE WANT TO TRADE?
      A few Responses
      Sheffield Gig
      I made Ben sick?
      Ben Foldbergstein
      Fatal Mail Error!??@%
      #BFF
      Alex Chilton....
     ct: re: Counting Crows are big fans!
      oi oi rudies!!!
      New album: A statesider's reaction
      BFF in Berkeley
      Folds Five Rock The Leadmill Cliche Shocker!
      Norwich gig
      bf5concerts?
      Hang on, a good subject line will come to me in a minute....
 
 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 16:18:23 -0500
 From: Holtgraver Family <holtgash@erinet.com>
 Subject: Eastern US Dates?

 That is the most boring title I could possibly come up with, so now that no
 one is reading this I'd like to post my little quetion.
 When is BFF coming to Eastern USA??? Like, say, OHIO???
 Here in Ohio, I live a humble existance.  All I ask is my favorite band in
 all the world come to town for just a few days!
 Anyhow, if anyone has access to this invaluable info,  please lie, cheat,
 or steal your way to getting it.  I NEED BFF!!!!!!
 a new girl,
 Ashley

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 15:46:55 -0600
 From: "Clasen, Benjamin P" <BPCLASEN@CSBSJU.EDU>
 Subject: Duel CD singles really f***ing blow

 I need to post an argument, even though im a pretty argument free-passive
 person.  While the concept of having a 2 cd single release may blow pretty
 hard, I have to say that I completely disagree with NEAL A. on the quality and
 content of the other 4 b-sides.  I think that, despite the s***ty recording
 quality, the b-sides really showed a piece of BFF that you can only hear in
 live performance (which I have not yet had the pleasure of being graced with).
  ESPECIALLY  "for those of y'all.."  I need to quote a friend of mine.  She
 wrote me last night after having the new singles on repeat play all weekend.
  she said "Okay, I have something to confess. To Those Of Y'all Who Wear Fanny
 packs is rapidly becoming one of my current favorite songs."  I dont know how
 anyone can disagree - but I understand that there are people that might - and
 there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.  just thought id share.  I love
 it.  love it.  love it.

 ben clasen
 bpclasen@csbsju.edu

 ps - the "battle" video was on 120 minutes last week.  I have never laughed so
 hard.  Ben in my biggest hero of all time.

 pss - anybody hear anything about a minneapolis show??

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 18:35:52 -0500
 From: Jason Miller <jasonchibari@mindspring.com>
 Subject: BFF

 The song Ben is contributing to the Lounge compilation is a cover of the
 Flaming Lips "HIT" song "She dont use Jelly".  I'm sure they will do a
 fine job, but for a lounge compilation??  I was looking forward to them
 doing a Burt Bacharach cover.  Oh wel l.

 Jay Superstar Miller
 jasonchibari@mindspring.com

 **insert meaningful song lyric here**

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 06:59:13 -0500
 From: "Bryan L. Brown" <idaho@appstate.campus.mci.net>
 Subject: Ben loves the ARCHERS

 WHOA!  The Swedish guy posted an interview with Ben in which Ben stated
 that he thought "Web in Front" by the Archers of Loaf is perhaps a perfect
 pop song.  I don't know about a perfect pop song, but the Archers write
 some great stuff.  If you're not familiar, they are also from Chapel Hill
 and are sort of harshly eclectic punk pop. You can even visit Matt at
 Franklin Street Cycles (if he still works there).  Anyway, the Archers are
 also an excellent band (with little or no resemblence to BFF, however) and
 if you haven't already check out the album Icky Mettle.  I'm just amazed
 that Ben mentioned them.  Color me thrilled.  Go HEELS!!!

 Bryan L. Brown

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 19:06:07 -0500 (EST)
 From: jenn halter <jenno@email.unc.edu>
 Subject: ukukukuk


 seems like everyone on this list is from the uk.  so i'll say "cheers!"
 well, the five is playing the cat's cradle in carrboro (chapel hill) on
 mar. 28.  the tix are $7 and have not gone on sale as of today (tues. 11).
 i'm just letting those of you who may be within driving distance and who
 have never been to the cradle.  you should definitely try to make it here!
 need directions?  i might possibly get tickets for people who can't get
 them where they live. let me know via PRIVATE email.
 cheers--

 jenn

     jenno@email.unc.edu
       http://sunsite.unc.edu/5e
           "It is unfortunate that many dismiss sounds as poor and
                unlistenable due only to their unfamiliarity."--?

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 18:23:01 +0000
 From: Geof Goldbogen <goldbogen@earthlink.net>
 Subject: ANYONE WANT TO TRADE?

 Been a BF5 fan for a year or two and I looking for tapes to trade. I
 have lots of tapes espacially phish about 100hrs. If any body could help
 it would be greatly appreciated. I'll send blanks as well.
 Jere
 goldbogen@earthlink.net

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 19:54:56 -0500 (EST)
 From: THE YANKEE <mcdonpj3@wfu.edu>
 Subject: A few Responses

 1.  While BFF may not be as huge in the U.S., that doesn't mean we aren't
 good fans.  Frankly, I'm glad they're not so big over here anymore- odds
 are I will still be able to talk to Ben and hand him some cookies after
 the show on March 27th at Ziggy's.  However, I'm afraid we'll never get
 another Q+A on the armchair since its grown too big.  (no offense to
 recent joiners, everyone deserves to enjoy BFF!)

 2.  As for the singles, I haven't heard them, but I've got my coupon from
 www.bffweb.com and I'm running to the Indie store of my choice tomorrow.
 I don' think this was a "sell-out" tactic on the part of the band,
 especially if they're being given away free nationwide. (check the
 website)  Finally, if the single is being sold anywhere, its massivce
 giveaway is surely undermining its true spread, thus not affecting the
 charts (directly).  IN the end, I'm sure it's something the record
 company is doing.  If it means free CD's for us, can you argue that much?

 3.  I will  be at the show with friends on March 27th at Ziggy's-if
 anyone's going to be there, look for a guy about 5'9"  holding a sign
 that says "Keen Baked Goods".

                                 Patrick J. McDonough

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 02:03:43 +0000 (GMT)
 From: "C. Mosier" <cm235@hermes.cam.ac.uk>
 Subject: Sheffield Gig

 After thanking a girl near the front for a card in the shape of a piano,
 asking the guy who had Ben's shoe to raise his hand(it appeared that Ben
 had lost it during an earlier show??) and thanking someone for returning
 his ring(which he said was one-of-a-kind enscribed with "Love Debbie") the
 Ben Folds Five took to the stage at Sheffield.

 A qulaity gig all-around which turned up-tempo for the whole second half(I
 was jumping to tunes I don't jump to when I listen at home). After seeing
 the trio perform in Nashville, TN about a year ago it was interesting to
 see the differences between the shows and the crowds. Ben was the same Ben
 Folds with less banter between tunes than in Nashville, but Robert was a
 lot of fun to watch and seemed to come into his own on stage doing hand
 motions and really getting into it on stage. Darren continues to rip it up
 on drums.

 They opened their encore by throwing bananas into the crowd and and saying
 that they were going to play a song about fruit. They proceeded to play
 the first verse of Julianne witha latin beat before opening it up. The
 encore seemed to be cut short as the stage divers appeared to steal the
 energy from the band. May they continue to rock the halls of this
 world, Whatever Amen.

 Chris M.

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 22:31:46 -0400 (AST)
 From: Daniel MacEachern <dmaceach@is2.dal.ca>
 Subject: I made Ben sick?

 > and how Ben got sick reading a digest where one of us was debating whether
 > Ben's hands were big enough to play those mondo chords he plays.
 >
 > So fess up. Which one of us has that much time on his/her hands?
 >

 Uh.

 I was one of the people talking about big hands, but it was about big hands
 in general, not whether or not Ben's hands were big enough. Still, I feel
 awful, if it made him sick!

 I meant no disrespect! please, YOU MUST BELIEVE ME!

 Daniel
 Halifax

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 19:14:12 -0800 (PST)
 From: Adam Gimbel <dumyhead@millennianet.com>
 Subject: Ben Foldbergstein

 Reading someone's posts about a setlist saying "Smoke, Uncle Walter" I
 couldn't help but sing it to the tune of Deep Purple's "Smoke On The
 Water". :)

 Just got the free import discs & they were worth every penny.  One thing
 that freaked me out was noting that Ben did "Hava Nagila" in GERMANY.  My
 apologies to any eastern block fans but I dated a girl from Poland who told
 me that anti-semitism is still pretty popular in those parts.  My first
 reaction was "WHAT BALLS!"

 Adam                                                   ||||| (rear view)
 The Artist Formerly Known As Dumyass                   |||||

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 22:43:05 -0500
 From: zerocool@magg.net
 Subject: Fatal Mail Error!??@%

 To the person with this address     <yellosno@tiac.net>
  who was interested in a copy of the bf5 compilation tape I
 have, I can't send any information to you because your address
 is causing a fatal mail error and bouncing the mail back. Sorry...
 I need a valid email address.

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 06:53:46 +0200
 From: rsnead@awod.com
 Subject: #BFF

 Hello Ben Folds fans.  All are invited and welcome to come to the Ben Folds
 Chat on IRC.  The chat will be at the server neato.ca.us.another.org on the
 channel #BFF Monday and Tuesday (for those of you who will just be getting
 the album) all day, so no matter where you are in the world come and chat.
 Please if you have no idea what IRC is go to http://www.irchelp.org/,
 download the software, and come chat with all the other fans, even you aol
 users can go to this page and get IRC to work for aol.  IRC is free, so
 don't be hesitant.  If this works out, there will be a chat every Monday
 and Tuesday.  If you have any questions, just email me at rsnead@awod.com
 Hope to talk to you soon
 Fruvous

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 23:22:02 -0500
 From: Allan Hsu <Animate2@broked.underworld.net>
 Subject: Alex Chilton....


 Ok.. sorry to double quote, but here goes:

   Date: Mon, 10 Mar 1997 17:59:05 +0000
    From: Marsh
    Subject: re: Counting Crows are big fans!

    yellosno@tiac.net wrote:
     >... Anyway..  In the song "Mr. Jones" Adam Duritz changes
    >      "I want to be Bob Dylan,
    >        Mr. Jones wishs he was someone just a little more funky."
    >  to:
    >     "I want to be Alice Childress,
    >        Mr. Jones wishs he was someone just a little more famous."

    Are you sure he's not saying "Alex Chilton"? that's what's on some of
    my boots....

    Chris

 It could very well be Alex Chilton.. Alex Chilton was a punk rocker-type
 person from the late-70's, I think. I haven't heard much of his work,
 but what most sticks out in my mine is this weird cover of "Sugar Sugar"
 (the song from the cartoon The Archies). It's a really punky, distorted
 version that I won't forget;P I think a few months ago there was a
 re-release of some old Chilton stuff...

 Allan

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 00:14:29, -0500
 From: MS KIMBERLY HORN <QPQJ32A@prodigy.com>
 Subject: oi oi rudies!!!

 aloha...
 just wondering...
 out of all of the fellow ben fold 5 obsessors...
 who likes ska? and/or britpop?
 also, where is everyone from and how old is everyone?
 aloha!!!!
 from a 16 year old resident of hawaii that is an anglophile and
 wannabe-rudie...
 aka seferina lozano

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 01:00:28 -0600
 From: Katharine M Lowe <kmlowe@students.wisc.edu>
 Subject: New album: A statesider's reaction

 Well, I just got a new copy of the new BFF album today (March 11).  I must
 say it sounds a wee different from the first (although I expected that,
 judging from the reactions of Armchair readers abroad).  I'm still
 digesting it... I mean, it's good, don't get me wrong -- I just take a
 little while to adjust to things that are new.  It could stand a little
 more of the harmony that was so present on the first album and maybe a bit
 less horns.  But I suppose I shouldn't dig my heels in the sand, the mark
 of a truly good bad is the ability to evolve and tread unchartered waters.
 By the 12th listening I'm sure I'll be in love with it.

 Regards,
 Katie Lowe

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 02:13:30 -0800
 From: The Mighty Frozen Halibut <qreeus@uclink4.berkeley.edu>
 Subject: BFF in Berkeley

 Okay, so I think it sucks big fat rocks that BFF is opening for, of all
 people, the Counting Crows.  After the BFF set, I'm liable to just sit down
 in the middle of the Greek theatre (where they're playing) and smoke and be
 bitter.  ARGH!

 On a brighter note, I just wanted to give some advice to anyone plannning
 on going to the BFF/CC show at The Greek Theater in Berkeley, CA on April
 4.  Parking sucks.  I' mean it really sucks.  Get to Berkeley early and
 find a spot and walk, 'cause it's nearly impossible to find a parking space
 here.  Luckily for me, the Greek Theater is right next to my dorm...I cut
 through it every day on my way to class.  But for you unfortunate sods who
 have to maneuver our fair city, I really suggest you get here early 'cause
 not only is parking a problem, but so is traffic.
   Swingfully,
     Nathan

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 11:43:30 +0000
 From: bADASS dUDE <JOA95JWA@sheffield.ac.uk>
 Subject: Folds Five Rock The Leadmill Cliche Shocker!

 Well I saw those Folds boys at Sheffield Leadmill on Sunday 9th and
 they were damn purty.  They opened with Missing The War and
 then...well they played what I reckon must be a new song.  Has
 anybody heard one with a chorus that goes "money talks"?  I don't
 know the name but it was one funkin' number.  Anyway, they did loads
 of Whatever and Ever Amen, the best of which was Song For The
 Dumped...or was it Kate...or BoWCCL?  Um, it was all s***-hot really.
 Ben introduced Uncle Walter as "this is about an ignorant old woman
 who used to lock me up in her basement...she used to fondle me' which
 was veeery strange ;-).  The beginning to Underground is now out of
 control, it went on for ages. Nobody danced on the piano this time,
 but Robert played his double-bass like a king.  Whatta man.  Oh, Ben
 did some really dodgy dancing to show us how to be cool just before
 Steven's Last Night in Town as well.  The encore was Julianne, which
 started off Carmen Mirandha style as they wanged fruit out into the
 audience, killing several people.

 So, another exceptionally fine Five Live show.  And they did Dr
 Pfizer and a few seconds of 'Breathe' by the Prodigy.

 JOHN A-HEY-HEY

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 12:39:43 GMT
 From: Katy Appleton <K.Appleton@uea.ac.uk>
 Subject: Norwich gig

 Since I just saw this:

 * If you attend a show, you must post a review!

 in the header, I thought I'd better comply :)

 Norwich Waterfront, Thursday March 6th

 In short - mind-blowing! I can think of very few album tracks they
 didn't play, they also did Emaline & Dr Pyser (sp?), and the famed
 mouth-piano thing made an appearance for Steven's Last Night In Town.
 I couldn't believe how well the studio sound translated live, it was
 *so* good. One of the longest gigs (and definitely *the* best) I've
 ever been to.

 Not much talk to the audience, though. One guy took it upon himself to
 put-down the drunk/stoned heckler:
 Heckler - <unintelligible ranting at the band>
 Audience member - "Shut up!! They're better than you!"
 <cue wild cheering>

 And at the end, as Ben crossed the stage to leave, everyone was
 reaching out to him. So, nice guy he is, he starts shaking hands,
 smiling, reaching back into the crowd...  and gets pulled off his feet
 and over the barriers. The expression on his face! :)  Luckily for
 him, 2 roadies had already come on to the stage to start packing up,
 and they hauled him back.

 May the guys come back to Norwich soon!

 Oh, did Komeda support them on all the dates? I was not impressed,
 really, just wondered what anyone else thought...

 Katy
 --
 Katy Appleton * University of East Anglia, Norwich, England
    k.appleton@uea.ac.uk * http://www.uea.ac.uk/~u9511237/
   Change the world before someone else changes it for you

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 19:09:08 CST
 From: muel9628@uwwvax.uww.edu
 Subject: bf5concerts?

 this is my first visit to the list and i've enjoyed reading everyone's
 responses on the new album..i think it's a very fine album especially the
 songs "brick","battle of who could care less","song for the dumped",
 "steven's last nite in town"also, the two set import singles are well with
 the purchase to hear some live tracks..if anyone knows any concert dates
 and when tickets go on sale for some midwest dates (i know the headlining
 tour is april 13-30) i go to school at uw-whitewater wisconsin and i'm
 from racine wisconsin which is about 20 miles south of milwaukee and 60
 miles north of chicago.. i'm sure they'll be coming to chicago for one
 nite and i don't want to miss it..thanks for a anyone's help..i really
 appreciate it..mark mueller

 "SEEN ALL THE GOOD THINGS AND BAD,RUNNING DOWN THE HILL,ALL SO BATTERED AND
 BROUGHT TO THE GROUND, I AM HAPPY AGAIN, I AM DRUNK AGAIN"  radIOheAddd	d

 ==============================================================================

 Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 13:01:13 GMT
 From: Mark Piper <pipermf@ugs1.ph.bham.ac.uk>
 Subject: Hang on, a good subject line will come to me in a minute....

 Yet again, time to cast an eye over the latest Armchair. Buckle up, fight
 fans....

 Neal moaned that....:
 > Secondly, the quality of the B-sides are absolutely deplorable.  As amusing as
 > they may be, they're basically throw-aways, even the Oasis cover.  It's bad
 > enough that the band (or label) released the single in two
 > parts, but it's even worse that they put such filler onto the discs.  As far
 > as I'm concerened, NOTHING can justify this.  I really thought BFF were above
 > this kind of thing.  In a nutshell, if you haven't bought the singles yet,
 > don't.  If you have, feel free to send in your thoughts on all this - I'd
 > hate to think I was alone.

 I can well see Neal's point of view on this. The releasing the single in
 two parts business is annoying. It's not as thought the singles are
 especially cheap either. I wouldn't mind so much if we were paying 99p or
 something for each one. Rocket From The Crypt did a great thing with their
 "On A Rope" singles. Three CD's , 99p each, with a wallet to collect them
 all together in. I didn't buy them myself, but I got a copy, and that
 #2.97 has filled a whole side of a tape. Anyway, back to the point of the
 *quality* of the B-Sides, the songs are throwaways. Enjoyable ones, but as
 has been pointed out to me, you're not going to be returning to them time
 and time again. I still pull out my Where's Summer B single to hear Emali
 ne and Tom & Mary. What I guess I'm really saying is that throwaways are
 fun, but we could do with a little bit of substance there too. But hey, I
 don't think it's wise to tell people not to buy the single. Let them
 decide for themselves. I mean, you lucky US folks can get it free, so I
 guess you don't have a reason to moan...

 The boy Hewitt said:
 > I think that they shouldn't have started with 'Missing the War' as
 > people were talking during it and so it didn't get started until a
 > few songs in

 That's right. Everyone was waiting to flail around to Jackson Cannery or
 something, I think most people were a little disappointed at that. Didn't
 work at all. I guess there was some reason for it...

 > Also does anybody there (Mark ?) know what it was that he played as
 > the bass finally got fixed as I caught very little of the lyrics .
 > Did he make it up on the spot as I seemed to hear him say something
 > like :
 > "I don't know the f^ck^ng words to this f^ck^ng song"
 > or something along those lines .

 That was the only lines that I caught too. I think he was making it up as
 he went along...

 >All except 'Jackson Cannery' (shame)
 >                  'Sports and Wine'
 >                  'Video' (I think , my memory is getting hazy now ..)
 >                  'Boxing'

 I'm not sure whether they played Video or not. I seem to remember thinking
 they played it, but I can't actually remember hearing it. Come to think of
 it, I think you might be right...

 Matthew noted...:
 > Ben's sweat flew into my eye (I'll never wash etc etc etc).

 Yeah, it was reaching me too, and I was a good six feet away across the
 stage!! Does Ben hold the world sweat-flinging record? I think he spat on
 me a couple of times too. That spittle really flies out sometimes... This
 is getting gross. It may be Ben Fol ds, but it's still gross. Matthew, I
 really think it would be in your interests to wash....

 Oh, and interesting to note that Ben likes the Cardigans, cos I thought
 Komeda were the Cardigans in disguise. And the drummer looked like Mark
 Radcliffe's dad. Not that I know Mark Radcliffes dad.

 Mark

 Looks, Brains & Everything - http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/5430/bff.html

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
             THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR - The Ben Folds Five Mailing List
  Submit to: maynard@oeonline.com             Admin. to: maynard@oeonline.com
                     WWW homepage: http://oeonline.com/bff
                  List archive: http://oeonline.com/bff/list/
                  Remember all those trees behind the garden?