THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #210 - March 28, 1997



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Topics for Today:
 
      [CBC's got Ben Folds on the radio]
      New album, good or not so good?
      ben in philly
      Leaf by leaf, and page by page...
      Simply the Best
      new album and my intro
      Subject matter of "Brick"/tape swap
      dumped onto a mix tape
      laksjaskjd
      Starting Fakebook of WAEA
      Marijuana and "whoop-de-doo"...why it IS a big deal
      The Total Bogusness of Channel Z!
      Bff tickets
      Ann Arbor- need a ride?
      Phily Show
      hateful people!
      KOMEDA
 
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 [Radio advisory:
 For those in Canada or near the border able to receive the CBC Stereo 
 network, or if you have Real Audio, tune in the program Real Time this
 Saturday evening, March 29th.  It airs between 7 PM and Midnight Eastern
 time. They will be featuring a few cuts from "Whatever and Ever Amen" on
 the Listening Booth segment, which usually hits between 8:30 and 9:00 PM
 (Eastern). Check their web page <http://realtime.cbcstereo.com> for more
 information. -fjm]

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 08:09:45 -0600
 From: Sam Rauch <sam@may.com>
 Subject: New album, good or not so good?

 BFFers,  <-----  (Someone who didn't know what that meant might demand
 an explanation....)

 I just wanted to pitch my .02 about slagging people who say they don't
 like the new album.  This is a discussion group, not a "Ben Folds Five
 is the best band in the universe, so let's all sit around and agree"
 group.  I feel I must say that indeed it can be disappointing to put on
 "Whatever...." and not have any tracks that match the energy of "Sports
 and Wine" or some of the others from the first.  Not by any stretch of
 the imagination could I say that this album sucks (we have plenty of
 other talentless bands for that), but I felt the twinge of
 disappointment as I perused each new track and was quite surprised to
 find none of them really hopping.  Is it so hard to imagine that the
 high energy/upbeat tempos of a lot of the cuts from the first one are
 the reason some people enjoyed BFF?  So let 'em say what they want to
 say about it.  We don't all have to love it.

 Sam

 p.s.  I bet they'll still kick our asses live!

 p.p.s.  Any other Steely Dan fans out there?

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 09:56:54 -0500 (EST)
 From: nick <nyates@nimbus.ocis.temple.edu>
 Subject: ben in philly

 hey!

 ben folds five in philly on april 30!!!!!
 whoohoo!!

 nicole

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 07:48:48 -0700 (MST)
 From: DMJ@ACES.COM
 Subject: Leaf by leaf, and page by page...

 Hey y'all...

 I've just sort of been skimming through all the early reviews on the
 new album, and thought I'd throw in my 2 cents as well.  I find it interesting
 that a few people have mentioned the abundance of ballads on this album...
 I share the same sentiments....  I'm much more into the more upbeat tunes.

 Ironically, tho, my favorite tune on the album is Smoke.  Like another
 person mentioned (Erik?), the song just gives me chills.  However, I'm not
 as hip on the other slow tunes... Evaporate... Brick... Cigarette...

 Other'n Smoke, I really enjoy One Angry Dwarf, BoWCCL, Kate, Song for
 the Dumped, etc.  Okay, I like the whole thing.  =)

 Don't get me wrong, I don't _dislike_ the slow tunes on the album, but
 just don't enjoy 'em as much as the upbeat ones.  And while a lot of
 people are saying they like the 1st album better, I'd have to say that
 they run neck and neck as far as I'm concerned...

 Anyway...  going to the Houston show (only $1.07 to get in!), and going
 to try my hardest to make it to the Austin show as well.  BFF's show in
 Houston last year was one of the best concert's I've ever been to...

 I do wish that I could always see BFF in the small clubs, but I s'pose
 it's rather unfair to want to keep the band from their deserved popularity.
 Heh.

 --Don

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 10:07:59 -0500
 From: Yates Dew <ydew@legnetwork.com>
 Subject: Simply the Best

 I was fortunate enough to go to college in Chapel Hill and watch/hear the
 BFF phenonenon evolve.  I love to see them succeed, but  I will miss the
 intimacy of the smaller club circuit.  Darren, Ben, and Robert - you
 deserve everything great that is coming and will come to you.  You guys are
 simply the best.

 Yates Dew
 ydew@legnetwork.com

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 97 10:32:11 EST
 From: Chris newbiehead McCormick <U410001@VM.SC.EDU>
 Subject: new album and my intro

 Howdy all. My name's Chris McCormick and I am officially a newbie.  Been
 lurking for about a week and a half.  I'm a senior at the University of
 South Carolina, English and theater.  My fave bands are- the Indigo Girls
 (#1), Tori Amos, Jeff Buckley, the Replacements, TMBG, etc.

 Wanna echo a few thoughts.  Guaraldi is right on.  I have that Charlie
 Brown Christmas special tape and on of the songs (can't think of the name
 right now) is really similar to the atmospheric pieces Guaraldi does.  One
 Angry Dwarf and Brick are my current faves, and yes, I think there are too
 many flaccid songs on this album.  Geez, guys, do we all have to fall into
 that "I'm on email so I can preach to everyone" mode?  In MY HUMBLE
 OPINION, if someone says something you disagree with, the correct response
 is "I disagree with you ," or "You asshole, you're wrong," or even "Don't
 forget I know where you live and I have a big hairy Rottweiler practicing
 on your photo" (heh) but why go into this annoying "you need to learn
 about net ettiquette and how to deal with humanity so I am going to open
 my vast store of superior knowledge and help you to be human being like
 the rest of us" crap.  Anyway.  Of course, I'm preaching about what _I_
 think, so flame away. :)

 But I still think the *ballads* on the first album are much better than
 the ones on this one, which seem to ramble.  Ben seems to be writing
 clever stuff without thinking about where he's going with it.  Man, _Alice
 Childress_ is one of my favorites, but several of these songs put me to
 sleep.  I hope that more listens will enlighten me.

     Signing off, as if anyone read _this_ far....
              Chris McCormick

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 10:50:31 -0500 (EST)
 From: Rob Tannenbaum <tbaum@echonyc.com>
 Subject: Subject matter of "Brick"/tape swap

 "Brick" is almost certainly about an abortion.  Ben has neither confirmed
 nor denied this; his only comment was that it's based on a personal
 experience.

 I have a Sony-issued advance cassette of the album, and maybe a bio/photo
 too, to swap for a tape of a very high-quality bootleg.  Anyone who's
 interested, please send me private email.

 Rob
 tbaum@echonyc.com

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:02:08 -0500
 From: Cynthia Wang <cynthia@people.timeinc.com>
 Subject: dumped onto a mix tape

 Hey all,

 First off, have to say, I'm really excited about the Irving Plaza gig in
 New York on April 28. But having never been to the venue, could someone
 e-mail me privately about what it's like? I'm not old, but I feel like I'm
 getting there, and if I'm going to be standing for hours crushed next to
 moshing young'uns, I wanna be prepared. Anyhoo, it would be nice to see
 some Armchairers there!

 Secondly, I agree with Emma Driver about "Song for the Dumped" being not
 just a song for guys. It's a great belt-out-loud tune for anyone with the
 inclination to burst into song, although I've had the urge to do just that
 at work, which is just a wee bit inappropriate.....

 Lastly, an earlier post listed Fountains of Wayne as a support band for BFF
 in England and compared them with Kula Shaker..... FofW was probably not
 the band you saw, if Kula is your comparison. FofW craft witty little pop
 tunes that, although conventional sounding l to BFF fans' ears, also
 contain really smart, funny lyrics. Both groups can place their tongues
 firmly into their cheeks. Actually, a good back-to-back mix-tape pairing
 would be to have "Song for the Dumped"  ("Well f*** you too! Give me my
 money back/give me my money back, you bitch") followed by FofW's "You Curse
 at Girls"  ("They say, you curse at girls/Don't you know it isn't right/You
 could get yourself in trouble...")

 Oh well, it seemed to work for me! Talk to y'all later,

 Cynthia

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 10:53:05 -0500 (EST)
 From: Iodine <el266071@hvcc.edu>
 Subject: laksjaskjd

 	umm..i dont have much to say except..i have seen a few of you talk
 about tapes of our lovely BFF live, and i was wondering if someone may
 graciously want to possibly send a tape or two my way..?  i have money
 and blank tapes i could send, OR, if anyone on this list is into hehe
 Soundgarden..i have a ton of that..well, if anyone can help me out its
 greatly appreciated :)
 	and i may as well say somthing else..i cant believe that Selfless,
 Cold and Composed isnt among the ranks of one of the best songs on the new
 album..i mean..i just REALLY LIKE this song, but then again Im kinda
 weird, so..oh well :)  				


 "Give me my money back, you bitch." - Ben Folds Five
 		Mostly Harmless (bbs.cowland.com/giuseppe)

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:12:13 -0500 (EST)
 From: Mint-Chocolate <fender@grove.ufl.EDU>
 Subject: Starting Fakebook of WAEA

 Hi there,
 	Now that I'm over that intitial period of non-stop listening, like
 I'm sure most of you experienced, I'm about ready to start writing the
 fakebook for Whatever.  Umm, if anyone knows where I can just D/L a
 complete lyrics file, that'd make it much easier.  Also, the reason I'm
 writing:  For all of you who used the FB for the debut, do you have any
 suggestions on how I could improve it?  I like doing it in the standard
 Windows-text format rather than the 80-col terminal text, so that probably
 won't change.  As for the songs themselves, "Cigarette" is the only one
 that may take a while, and I don't know if I'll be able to arrange that
 one for guitar, but I'll try.  Anyway.
 	For those who love the new album, right on.  For those that don't,
 you never know.  With these guys, I wouldn't be surprised if the next
 album turns out even more frantic than the 1st.  Unfortunately, it just
 seems SOOO far away. (sob)
 	Anybody have any cool bootlegs (I'd LOVE to have VKtRS) that they
 could send me for all my hard work (I'm begging here).  Well, e-mail me if
 you have any suggestions or whatnot.  See you later everyone!

 Steve Clay
 fender@grove.ufl.edu

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 10:34:23 -0600
 From: REV105-Keep The Air Alive! <holmstd@ssu.southwest.msus.edu>
 Subject: Marijuana and "whoop-de-doo"...why it IS a big deal

 PLEASE excuse the SOAPBOX here y'all...skip down if you don't wanna hear it...

  <dmaceach@is2.dal.ca> said in the last armchair (#207):
 >...an easy way to get people to think you're cool is to mention marijuana
 >...whole resurgence of marijuana's popularity I find very funny...
 >...I don't think it's such a big deal. I've smoked it, whoop-de-doo.
 >...Get over your bad selves, it's only marijuana.

 There's one flaw here...one six letter acronym that makes this stuff this
 popular.  The USA and DEA are press agents for pot.  If they let everyone
 smoke the stuff in the country freely, then three distinct things would
 happen.

 1) it would get all the obsessives tied to it and sink them like booze does
 alchoholics.  natural selection?

 2) it would be found and utilized on limited terms by religious spiritualists

 3) most people would lose the 'recreational' interest, since it's more
 about mind expansion than 'senseless fun' anyway.

 But thanks to the publicity of the USA and DEA, we have the grungy grimy
 nasty image of this alternate neurotransmitter, worse than that of straight
 biological poisons like alcohol.

 So ben i think trying to do his part to desensitize America to the 'lethal'
 image this neurotransmitter has from being grouped with poisons, toxins,
 and physical antagonists.

 *steps down from soapbox*  sorry y'all...couldn't help it...

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:53:13 -0500 (EST)
 From: RhubarbCub@aol.com
 Subject: The Total Bogusness of Channel Z!

 The new BFF album hasn't been getting diddly-squat airplay on our local
 Channel Z ("We're the coolest alternative format because we're so darned
 corporate!").  It turns out that Ben isn't available to do the Dare To Care
 concerts, so we get 24-hour Refreshments, Fleming and John, and Phunk
 Junkees, while they pretend that BFF doesn't even exist.  If they are going
 to base airplay on Dare To Care concertizing, they should also declare a
 moratorium on Alanis Morrisette, an artist who has absolutely ruined the
 enjoyment of modern radio for me.

 Hey, at least we can hear Ben playing drums on some of those Fleming and John
 songs.  :)

 Ned and his red socks

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:54:21 -0500 (EST)
 From: CLOSERGIRL@aol.com
 Subject: Bff tickets

 Hello All,

 I was just wondering if anyone in the NYC area got tickets for the April 28
 show at Irving Plaza.   I also got tickets for the 30 in Philly.  I've been
 waiting for over a year to see these guys again.  I can't wait.  Also I know
 there are alot of ballads on the new cd, but the more I listen the more I
 like.  I love evaporated.  Ben's just so emotional.  Gotta love it!!!!!!!

 See ya at the shows
 Carrolyn :)

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:12:31 -0500 (EST)
 From: Michele <mmenuck@umich.edu>
 Subject: Ann Arbor- need a ride?

 If there is anyone from the U of M/EMU area that needs a ride to the April
 25th show at St. Andrews, my friends and I would be happy to provide one
 (both ways, of course)

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 Michele R. Menuck
 University of Michigan
 mmenuck@umich.edu
 http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mmenuck

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 97 12:05:54 -0500
 From: Mick Weeks <mickw@voicenet.com>
 Subject: Phily Show

 Hey all,

 This is my first posting but I've been a lurker for a good long while
 now. I just got the new album Monday and I absolutely love it! Can't stop
 listening, but then I'n not saying anything everyone else already has.

 Anyway, my brother and I are going to the Philly show and I noticed that
 others mentioned that they're going too. Has anyone arranged a pre-show
 gathering or anything like that? Like maybe going to the latest dish
 before the show or something? Just wondering.

 Mick

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:16:53 -0600
 From: nancy <ndoodle@ou.edu>
 Subject: hateful people!

 Whoa there, my rabid friend! Calm down folks! It's only commentary!

 whoo!

 nancy ;P


 > Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 14:13:39 -0500 (EST)
 >  From: HanCran@aol.com
 >  Subject: Too Slow?
 >
 >     Anyone who this there's "too many ballads" or not enough up tempo stuff
 >  should go buy the new Offspring album and shut the &%#* up. If you can't
 >  appreciate good music, fast or slow, then you've got no business calling
 >  yourself a BFF fan.
 >                                                   Hannah Cranna

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 Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:22:15 -0600
 From: nancy <ndoodle@ou.edu>
 Subject: KOMEDA

 Komeda, as the sticker on the cover of my promo puts it....(I've already
 told good ol' Adam about this...have you checked it out yet?!)

 <<Minty Fresh is known for delivering exciting, quirky pop records and
 Komeda is no exception. This swedish quartet combines the fresh sounds
 of stereolab and the Cradigands with 60's exotica to deliver an odd pop
 sound not found anywhere else.>>

 I love this disc, but I gotta  tell you, there is a deliberate stereolab
 rip off in this one! but, hey, gotta luv it!

 so there.

 nancy ;)

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