THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #276 - May 2, 1997



Magical Armchair Digest      Friday, May 2 1997      Volume 01 : Number 276



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Topics in this issue:

	bennies?
	fivers

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Date: Wed, 30 Apr 1997 19:38:48 -0500
From: "Clasen, Benjamin P" <BPCLASEN@CSBSJU.EDU>
Subject: bennies?

in response to what we shoud call us armchair people, i guess i kind of
object to the name bennie.  i go to a small all male university in the
middle of central minnesota - st. johns university - we have shared
classes with a small all female college in the middle of central
minnesota - st. benedict.  the common terminology for the women of st.
bens is bennies - this often references the big ugly cows of the
nigboring farms as well.  its almost kind of degrading to be called a
bennie.  might i suggest alternate names?  how about "walters" or
"franks kids" or "biff(er)s" or "ben heads"  - just a few ideas.  i dont
know.  im mostly just kinda bored right now.  sorry if i took up too
much space or offended anyone.

b

	I think about my friends
	Sometimes I wish they lived out here
	But they wouldn't dig this town

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Date: Wed, 30 Apr 1997 19:43:16 -0500
From: "Clasen, Benjamin P" <BPCLASEN@CSBSJU.EDU>
Subject: fivers

i just wrote about not liking bennies, i just read #275 and i really
really dig fivers.  you have my vote.

b

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