THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #357 - June 14, 1997



    Magical Armchair Digest     Sunday, June 15 1997     Volume 01 : Number 357
    
    
    
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    TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:
    
        SATAN OR 2PAC?(you decide)
        Minneapolis/live song/REV105 RALLY THINGY!!!!!
        Re:Very Funny (NOT)
        Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #355
        Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #355
        re: negative Indy NUVO review 
        Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #356 
        re: bff in multiple states
        Re: Armchairites Prepair Yourselves!!! 
        Usenet?! 
        Thanks
        Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #350 
        Cowboy Mouth/Five for Fighting 
        St. Louis horde Ticket Available: 
        Union Station June 12 
        a couple things
        questions on CentralPArk-taping-channel13
        Flaming is SO passe!!! 
        my top 3,567 albums
        Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #355 
        Reverb 
    
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    Date: Fri, 13 Jun 1997 21:46:54 -0400
    From: david Beck <drbeck@ibm.net>
    Subject: SATAN OR 2PAC?(you decide)
    
    i am responding to the few people that seemed to notice the "satanic"
    speaking on the bff gig on conan, as i have taped it, and have my own
    theory...COULD THIS BE A NEW TREND ON THE ARMCHAIR?...anyway, i have my
    own thought on this sound byte...the first time it speaks, im not sure
    of what it says, but after that, i swear it says "its been a long time
    since we were back in LA,"...now im no rap analyst, but isnt that a
    lyric of some tupac song or something? the voice fits it too, just a bit
    slower and lower...well, thats my idea, any others?
    
    plus, jenny mc. show was decent...good physical performance, but the
    song itself sounded too much to me like the one on the album, i was
    hoping for some improvs....
    well, see ya all this summer at horde...
    
    officer friendly
    
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    Date: Fri, 13 Jun 1997 22:05:28 -0500
    From: Biff <mikef1@primenet.com>
    Subject: Minneapolis/live song/REV105 RALLY THINGY!!!!!
    
    Ok.  Three things.  Here goes:
    
    1.) I still would like to get my hands on a boot of the 6/4/97 MN show
    at First Ave.  Someone must have it because i've heard the clip of Ben
    dissing the Edge.  
    
    2.) Can anyone identify the song they've been singing live that goes:
    "I've been down since day one!!"  Sorry if this is a stupid question.  I
    live in Edina, MN.  For all of you who know this place, yes I agree that
    it's a bunch of friking cake-eater scum.  I hate this place.  Anyway,
    there's nobody here that listens to anything but KDWB and the Edge.  All
    of my friends who SUPPORT MUSICAL DIVERSITY (foREVer 105!) can't
    identify this song.  So I call on you all for help...
    
    3.) This may seem like a far fetched idea that probably won't ever
    happen, but I think since there are so many people on this list from MN,
    I (we) would like to organize a meeting/rally type thing to support
    REV.  Maybe raise some funds or something.  After all, the sale isn't
    final yet.  I'm sure there's still SOMETHING we can do.... So if it is
    possible I'd like to hear some feedback on the meeting/rally idea.  It
    would at least give us all a chance to meet some fellow SUPPORTERS OF
    MUSICAL DIVERSITY (sorry, I had to do it again), maybe learn about the
    music we HAVE'NT been hearing lately.
    
    
    Biff
    mikef1@primenet.com
    
    P.S.  Please excuse my whining and crying over the loss of REV.  It is
    perhaps the most difficult thing I've ever dealt with in my short
    pathetic life (I'm fifteen, life sucks in Edina).....
    
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    Date: Fri, 13 Jun 1997 23:59:37 -0400
    From: shaun gilmour <sgilmour@pgh.net>
    Subject: Re:Very Funny (NOT)
    
    >You just G-O-T-T-A go here:
    >
    >http://www.fgi.net/wqlz/guestbook.html
    >
    >Bye.
    >
    >Erik.
    
    Would someone please tell me why anyone would think this site is funny?
    Don't waste our time with useless crap like this!
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 00:39:12 -0400
    From: David Della Bitta <ddel4695@uriacc.uri.edu>
    Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #355
    
    >
    >	Here is my second thought: I picked up BFF self-titled today, and I was
    >kind of dissapointed, I feel that most of the songs on the album don't have
    >the feeling, or melody of Whatever, however I like the album because I feel
    >it is in the same ballpark as Whatever. Anyone else feel the same?? 
    >(P.S I love the song Alice Childress)
    >
    >
    
    	Oh.. I have to disagree.  The songs may be more conservative, but thats
    just because they didn't want to go out with all guns blazzing with their
    first album just incase nobody liked that style of music.. shyness maybe. :)
    
    	Anyway, most of my favorite songs come from the first CD.  Everyone's
    favorite song (well.. it seems the media's favorite song) Battle of Who
    Could Care Less is the sister song to The Last Polka.  I actually prefer
    the Last Polka because it DOES have more emotion in it.  And lets just not
    forget Philosophy and Best Imitation.. they don't get any better than that.
    
    	Sure, there may not be as many slow songs as on Watever and Ever Amen, but
    that doesn't mean they don't have feeling.
    
    David Della Bitta
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 00:42:02 -0400
    From: David Della Bitta <ddel4695@uriacc.uri.edu>
    Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #355
    
    >Ok, for the T-shirt idea. Why couldn't they say something pertaing to the
    >magical armchair instead of BFF? Since the Magical Armchair is kinda an
    >extension of die-hard fans of BFF. All those who are on the armchair could
    >easily reconize as well as the band. I just thought of this while I was
    >walking home from swim practise, and I thought they could have something like
    >a cartoon-like drawing of Uncle Walter in his magical armchair on the front. 
    
    
    Sounds like a good idea to me! :)  Actually.. I would love to shove out
    some money for a Magical Armchair shirt.. but whos going to orgainize all
    of this? Anywone own or know a person that has  T-Shirt shop?  huh huh?
    Please???? :)
    
    Dave Della Bitta
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 00:10:13 -0500 (EST)
    From: ghicks@fas.harvard.edu (... george w. hicks ...)
    Subject: re: negative Indy NUVO review 
    
    >The following is a VERY NEGATIVE review of WAEA from NUVO Newsweekly
    >magazine here in Indianapolis:
    
    Actually, we should all take heart that NUVO gave BFF a bad review, as it
    has proven throughout the past couple of years that it is definitively one
    of the worst-written "alternative newsweeklies"--or whatever the hell it
    considers itself--on the planet.  Like, two guys write 90% of the articles,
    and they *still* haven't yet acquired a knack for journalism.  And you
    wonder why it's still not charging for copies after being in production for
    years...the Boston Phoenix it's not.  
    
    george
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 02:34:47 -0400 (EDT)
    From: IIBLURII@aol.com
    Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #356 
    
    Hi you better remove me from your mailing list, NOW!!!!!
    I have asked several times the correct way. Now please do IT!!!!!
    UNsubscribe!!!!!!!
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 02:01:55 -0500 (CDT)
    From: William Christopher Kane <kanew1@mies.wustl.edu>
    Subject: re: bff in multiple states
    
    > Anybody else seen them in multiple states?
    
    Vermont and Missouri for me...  and looking to add more to the list...
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 97 03:27:04 EDT
    From: shultz@bme1.image.uky.edu (Jason Shultz)
    Subject: Re: Armchairites Prepair Yourselves!!! 
    
    Pluvius Dope wrote:
    >Here is my second thought: I picked up BFF self-titled today, and I was
    >kind of dissapointed, I feel that most of the songs on the album don't have
    >the feeling, or melody of Whatever, however I like the album because I feel
    >it is in the same ballpark as Whatever. Anyone else feel the same?? 
    
    I'd have to disagree with you here.  I'd take the first album
    over the second album any day.
    I think it depends on which album you had first, which would therefore
    be the album which caused you to fall in love with BF5.
    That is only my theory.
    
    WARNING: I am not trying to encourage people to send mass postings
    to the Magical Armchair listing their favorite BF5 album.  I hope 
    a new "my favorite BF5 album" thread doesn't start and 
    add to the civil war within this list ;)
    
    Shultz
    
    
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 04:07:23 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Megrooonie@aol.com
    Subject: Usenet?! 
    
    Why is it that no one has posted to alt.usic.ben-folds-five yet?
    
    Megs  :~)
    
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    Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 12:06:34 +0000
    From: paul.leung@virgin.net (paul.leung@virgin.net)
    Subject: Thanks
    
    Thanks for agreeing people with my post, but why doesn't my post show
    up?
    Sorry if I posted twice then
    Anthony
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 11:10:20 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Alanica@aol.com
    Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #350 
    
    When I was at the show in Atlanta, he was wearing the same shirt he wore on
    Conan. One of my friends said that she liked his shirt and he said thanks and
    that he got it from a thrift shop. Maybe the shirt that was thrown on stage
    at the Clevland show threw a different one.      ?    
    
    Take Care,
    Becca
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 12:08:56 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Smarshal1@aol.com
    Subject: Cowboy Mouth/Five for Fighting 
    
    In a message dated 97-06-14 09:54:16 EDT, you write:
    
    << I recently picked up a generic alternative sampler for free. The only 
     really good song on it is Jenny Says by Cowboy Mouth. They also have a 5 
     For Fighting song, Bellas Birthday Cake. 
     Its not a very good song, but has some piano in the background and I can 
     see the vague BF5 similarities.  >>
    I know it's totally non-BFF related, but anyway....I have this same sampler
    cd and there is no way that you can think that the Cowboy Mouth song is
    better than the Five for Fighting song.  Personally, I think the FFF song is
    quite good.  But that's your opinion.
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 12:19:28 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Smarshal1@aol.com
    Subject: St. Louis horde Ticket Available: 
    
    I have a ticket for the St. Louis Horde Festival on July 24, 1997.  I payed
    32$ and I just want 20$.  But, I'm not going to sell it to just anybody.  I
    am looking for someone with either a DAT recorder or a really good audio
    recorder to go w/ me and tape it.  Let me know and we can work it out.
    SMarshal1@aol.com
    Josh
    P.S. I'll provide the ride. thanx
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 12:22:02 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Smarshal1@aol.com
    Subject: Union Station June 12 
    
    If anybody went to the June 12 Free concert at Union Station(in St. Louis)
    please email me.  I guess if you went you would already know but the bands
    who played were New World Spirits and Matchbox 20.  Not bad for free and NWS
    kicked ass.
    Specifically I am asking because I saw a girl w/ the BFF WEAEA shirt. The one
    with the picture of the piano, bass, & drums on the back.  Let me know.
    SMarshal1@aol.com
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 13:44:32 -0500 
    From: excandescent@thenexus.com
    Subject: a couple things
    
           first of all, i was wondering if anyone can get a hold of the
    japanese copy of whatever and ever amen and send it my way and i will
    gladly repay you...?
           secondly, i have the feeling that they got new merchandise on the
    official bff page..i can't see for my self though because of my
    text-only browser..does anyone know if they got any new shirts up on the
    page for sale or anything?
           the trees thank you
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 13:35:09 -0400
    From: Tom Hansbury <bhbanana_man@compuserve.com>
    Subject: questions on CentralPArk-taping-channel13
    
    Hi, i'm brand new to the list and have many questions (which is mainly why
    i joined).  My first BFF experience was the first Conan appearance in '95. 
    There is nothing i love more than the music of BFF, my other most favorite
    band being God Street Wine.  Now to my questions----
    1) Central Park appearance on June 25th, i have no information and can't
    find any, could someone please tell me what time the show is and any other
    pertinent information.
    2)Does Ben Folds allow fans to tape their shows?  Coming from the GSW seen,
    it's alien to me that a band wouldn't but i can understand why they
    wouldn't.
    3)Whats this Channel 13 thing i've heard about and where is it airing?
    4)How did the band get so many japanese and english fans (aside from the
    fact that it's the best music in the world)
                                    Any help would be GREATLY appreciated,
                    Brian (the bananaman)
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 15:47:34 -0400 (EDT)
    From: LindaNikon@aol.com
    Subject: Flaming is SO passe!!! 
    
    In a message dated 97-06-12 03:47:56 EDT, you write:
    
    << Take a breather folks. Remember when the Teenie Boppers weren't the
    majority
     and we core fans could use words with more than 3 sylables? I read this to
     hear about Ben, not Hanson. So, i propose a one month BAN on all lists and
     bits of tid unrelated to BEN FOLDS FIVE. understood? I hope so, because next
     time, i start with the kidney punches first.
     
     GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND SUBMIT TO THE BORG,
     
     Dave Coates, King of Picture Hanging >>
    
    You know, I don't love the off topic commentary, but sometimes it's
    interesting. One thing I really hate though are people who have to remind
    everyone that "I WAS A CORE FAN" or "I WAS HERE FIRST." Let me let you onto a
    little reality check, Paco - If Ben Folds Five doesn't pick up new fans (be
    it teeny boppers, crack addicts or prostitute grandmothers), there won't be a
    Ben Folds Five 'cos I suppose Ben et al enjoy both eating and shelter. The
    idea is, "Hey, we'll make a record and people will buy it." If people don't
    buy it, there will be no record, and no reason for a Ben Folds Five mailing
    list and no place for you to type inane comments like, "Grab your ankles and
    submit to the Borg." (which, call me crazy, makes me think you should really
    not be making fun of ANYONE after typing that.) 
    
    You should be happy BFF has new fans because it means there will be more BFF.
    I love them. I wish them lots of money from teenyboppers so I can spend
    copious amounts of cash on BFF products. I was a big fan of a musical artist
    named Mary Karlzen (out of SoFla). She got a record contract and I was
    thrilled. Lots of Mary now. Nobody bought the album (well, some did, but not
    enough) so now, no more Mary. I really don't relish the idea of "no more Ben
    Folds Five". 
    
    I've got a hard core obsession brewing and I don't need it squelched yet. 
    
    Linda
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 17:10:46 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Mitch Armbruster <marmbru@email.unc.edu>
    Subject: my top 3,567 albums
    
    No, I am not posting a top 10, but I just read thru the last 20 Armchairs
    (I was a bit behind!) and had to note the good taste of a few Armchairites
    who must be sort of "old school" to pick: Smiths, Housemartins, XTC,
    Pursuit of Happiness, Squeeze (East Side), & Elvis Costello (Trust).  I
    think what originally turned me on to BFF was the variety and depth of the
    songwriting which is really the only similarity to some of those bands.
    
    - - Mitch
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 17:45:42 -0400 (EDT)
    From: SETH1234@aol.com
    Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #355 
    
    In a message dated 97-06-14 10:09:12 EDT, you write:
    
    << Date: Fri, 13 Jun 1997 00:07:20 -0500 
     From: excandescent@thenexus.com
     Subject: jackson cannery
     
            someone (don't remember who) posted:
     
     >them through (my friend John called me a dork when I yelled
     >"NOTHING!!!" through cupped hands to Ben's query in Jackson
     >Cannery.
     >Someone defend me, PLEASE.) Even suffering from jet lag, their
     
            i'll come to your defense.  i did the exact same thing at the
     saratoga winners show =) >>
    
    Hey Erin 
    SO DID I!!!!
    Seth
    
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    Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 19:18:42 -0400 (EDT)
    From: Bnanakingg@aol.com
    Subject: Reverb 
    
    Hi,
    
    Well, it's a long story, but I only got the last twenty seconds of the Reverb
    show with the guys on it.  I was wondering if anybody would be willing to
    make me a copy.  I have the promo video, a Majosha tape, all the B-sides, and
    a good recording of the Salt Lake show if anybody would like to trade...  If
    not, I would be more than happy to pay for a tape and your time.  Just let me
    know. 
    
    Over,
    Bryce
    
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