THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #805 - February 5, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest   Thursday, February 5 1998   Volume 01 : Number 805



                          THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR
                    The Ben Folds Five Mailing List

TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MAILING LIST
   Send an e-mail message to:
          armchair-request@maillist.il.fontys.nl
with the word
          unsubscribe
in the message body. Please DO NOT POST UNSUBSCRIBE REQUESTS TO THE LIST
ITSELF! If you are having trouble, send mail to
          owner-armchair@maillist.il.fontys.nl
and I will try to help you. To change your address, first unsub yourself from
your old address, then subscribe using your new account.

DO NOT REPLY TO OFF-TOPIC OR INSULTING MESSAGES!!!
   So many people are complaining about how much space these useless
posts are occupying, without realizing that they are adding to the
problem by quoting or replying to these messages themselves.
   Posts with no BFF content are off topic. So are posts of a moderating
nature (that's my job). Usually I will send a gentle reminder to
those who violate these rules, but lately it just seems to go on
and on. As a result, please be aware that you may find yourself
unsubscribed without warning if you post an off-topic message.

BACK ON SCHEDULE
   The problem has been fixed and digests should once again be going out
daily on schedule.

TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    TOURNAMENT TIME!!!
    DC tickets
    Can't we all just get along?
    Blasphemy!
    Shirts and classes
    [none]
    the class system
    Jeff Buckley
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #802
    twin falls
    musical help
    brick single
    booyah!
    Ben Folds Five Message Board

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 09:53:28 -0500 (EST)
From: SLAYBAMJ@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
Subject: TOURNAMENT TIME!!!

Hey there BF5 fans! I've waded through all the Armchairs and it's time for some
more tournament results. If you are uninterested, please press return now.

Thank you to those of you who have stuck with us. First up, the second round
matches...

Eddie Walker vs Best Imitation of Myself
Jackson Cannery vs Smoke
Evaporated vs Summer B.
Philosophy vs Fanny PacksKate vs Battle of Who Could Care Less
One Angry Dwarf vs Last Polka
Song for the Dumped vs Alice Childress
Selfless, Cold, and Composed vs Stephen's Last Night In Town
Missing the War vs Bad Idea (Naked Baby Photoes version)
Julianne vs Emaline

It was a viscious round as usual, but the survivors are strong. And now...the
winners...
Best Imitation of Myself (a VERY close victory)
Jackson Cannery (no contest)
Evaporated (an upset?)
Philosophy (a near shut-out)
Battle of Who Could Care Less (the closest yet)
Underground received a by to the next round
The Last Polka (another upset?)
Alice Childress dumped the dumped
Steve's Last night (it isn't yet)
Missing the War
Emaline (triumph of the non-album track!!!)
Judges..thank you one and all. The check is in the mail! Watch for your new
ballots!
SLAY

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 10:23:22 -0500
From: "Kara Baer" <kebaer@osprey.smcm.edu>
Subject: DC tickets

I was wondering if any of you kind souls would have any extra tickets to the DC show.  I was planning to get my tickets this weekend when I go up to Baltimore, but the show sold out before I could:(  

Sorry for the one line post....

Cheers,
Kara

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 10:24:25 -0500
From: Jennifer Spinner <JSPINNER@CAHNERS.COM>
Subject: Can't we all just get along?

Enough with the categories already. Just let's revel in our
commonality as Ben Folds Five afficionados and stop dividing. That's
what The Man wants--to break us down and tear us apart! Fuck that!
Fight the power! What the world needs now is love, sweet love! All we
are saying is give peace a chance! etc., etc. Anyway, I have a tattoo
of the BF5 piano logo on my right ass cheek, so I'd have all of y'all
beat.
Jenni
"hand me my nose ring....."

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 10:12:57 -0500
From: Jennifer Spinner <JSPINNER@CAHNERS.COM>
Subject: Blasphemy!

Chicago's WKQX, or Q101, the "New Rock Alternative" plays bumpers with
snippets, jazzed up, of 4 or 5 of the latest songs they've been
playing to death. One of these is Brick. THEY ADDED DRUM BEATS TO IT!
THEY ADDED GODDAMNED DRUM BEATS TO BRICK, LIKE IT'S SOME CRAPPY
BACKSTREET BOYS DANCE TUNE! MY GOD, HAVE THESE PEOPLE NO SHAME?!?! 

I almost wept.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be deejays.
Jenni
jspinner@cahners.com
"The mighty oak is just a nut that once held its ground"

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 12:36:15 EST
From: Brad654@aol.com
Subject: Shirts and classes

In a message dated 98-02-02 21:04:36 EST, you write:

> You probably have
>  THE COOLEST BFF shirt out there. I'm not talking about the blue longsleeve,
>  i'm talking about the awesome navy blue BFF shirt with the piano on the
>  front and "I was never col in school...." on the back

So, since I have that one, does this make me a Walter or an Emaline?

Brad

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 11:53:02 -0600
From: katie@gstanley.com (Katie McBride)
Subject: [none]

I'm sure!!!!  A radio station here in Dallas just played Brick and the DJ
said, "The story behind that song was that the lead singer was dating a
heroin addict and that she was a brick and was drowning him so they had to
go their separate ways."
Talk about rumors getting started!

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 13:12:02 -0500 (EST)
From: Furious Cow <sfrumkin@wam.umd.edu>
Subject: the class system

hello i'm seth and i'm an emaline.  damn proud to meet you.

- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------	
	Money talks. I hate to listen. But lately it's been screaming in
	my ear.
						-Emaline (BF5)

	Satan is my master. He has always been. He tells me what to do.
	He buys my Metallica records for me. And sometimes I think...Thank you
	very much. Satan is my master.
						-Satan is my master (BF5)

		Seth Frumkin	                  sfrumkin@wam.umd.edu
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 12:23:43 -0600
From: Kimberly Southern <ks0013@drake.edu>
Subject: Jeff Buckley

Hi there Armchair...this is a Walter-Emaline here...porn star name "Bambi
Snowbird"...anyway I am also a Jeff Buckley fan as well, and as those of you who have
CMJ this month, you read Ben's mention of Jeff Buckley...

         "My singing used to be awful," admits Folds. "I don't have Jeff
Buckley's voice. I don't write songs as an excuse to hear myself sing. It's the other
way around: I sing so I can hear my songs. It can be kind of scary. You're on
the radio next to -- well, on the shelf next to Jeff Buckley. We're in the B's.
People can flip through and pick up his record instead and hear a lot better
singer. He has that knack. I've had to really work at it. Of course, he probably
doesn't play piano as well as me. I'm not going to get all competitive with the guy
because obviously he's not doing so well these days."

Anyway, my friend sent me the exert of the article, with the warning that
"JBEL" (Jeff Buckley Eternal Life) or their mailing list, is up in arms over the
quote....so just watch out for the blood thirsty Jeff Buckley fans, and take it easy
on them, they lost their idol...so they have to create new things to be excited
over.  Personally, I thought the mention was humble, humorous and a touching
tribute from our own demi-god to theirs....

- -Kim Southern

"Cover your watch face with duct tape.  Who cares what time it is?  It's always
time for duct tape!" -from the "365 days of DUCT TAPE calander

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 16:12:44 EST
From: Elle2791@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #802

'Sup,
I don't know if my other letters appeared on here, but, probably not. Anyway,
this is Laura, hello, I'm new to the list, and yes, I have liked the band
since before "Brick". Two questions for now . . . wait, three . . .
   1) First, did anyone else catch Ben Folds Five on MTV Live a couple of
months ago? They played One Angry Dwarf and Brick, and it was a really good
show . . . I caught the last few minutes of Dwarf and they seemed to have been
on for a bit before . . . Don't know. My VCR broke, I'd like to hear about it
    2) Are there two versions of the "Brick" video? I could have sworn I've
seen two of them, but it just might be that I don't pay attention in the
least.
    3) For people in Detroit - is BF5 at Clutch Cargo's Feb 16 an 18-and-older
show? (I hope not, I have people willing to give up tix if it's legal.)
C.Cargo's is like a nightclub sort of thing, and pretty much a bar besides,
so, uh, any info would be appreciated.

Just e-mail Elle2791@aol.com
Laura     =)

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 13:28:18 PST 
From: "tom pentzer" <ozuald_5@hotmail.com>
Subject: twin falls

I just got NBP, and living in Idaho, love Twin Falls. Did Ben or anyone 
else in the band live in Twin Falls or what?

I wanna borrow some duct tape!
;)-Tom

______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 16:47:10 EST
From: GrnEgNham@aol.com
Subject: musical help

Hey all.  This will be short and sweet.  Can anyone at all please, oh pretty
pretty please, send me piano and bass transciptions, anything at all to my
address:
    grnegnham@aol.com
Please don't post!  It's too yucky already.  I would totally appreciate it.
Or if you know of good websites where that's possible, send that as well.

      Thanks.
    Emily :-)

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 17:04:45 EST
From: DMB44@aol.com
Subject: brick single

Does anybody know what is on the brick cd single?


"So here I sit broken hearted...came to shit, but only farted."-Ben Folds

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 14:44:49 PST 
From: "Courtney Knopf" <vegasbaby@hotmail.com>
Subject: booyah!

Hey all, Uncle Plastic Bitch here:)
I was so devastated that I missed Loveline on monday, but what do i 
know, Tuesday night i tune my radio to KROQ and there was Ben! 
Fabulouso, wunderbar, bueno, Zang! 
So which one of you got Ben to record your answering message? Color me 
oficially jealous!
In case any one wants a copy, I did tape it and will trade or do a 2:1 
if you don't have anything.

all you Portland people...now that I finally move away, the A&E, 
Wilamette Week and La Luna finally realize how cool they are. Do any of 
you kids want to photocopy the WW article for me:)? have fun at La Luna. 
Damn I miss that place! (I went to Lincoln HS, in case you were 
wondering).

I *still* don't know if I have tickets to the show on sunday...I['m just 
waiting for my head to explode...

Well I'm off in search of the new CMJ:)

~Courtney
The Sultraness of Swing
"He was taunting me with his man-nipples!"




______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com

------------------------------

Date: Wed, 04 Feb 1998 18:48:57 -0800
From: Dan or Kim Carrier <kd.carrier@sympatico.ca>
Subject: Ben Folds Five Message Board

Hey to everyone out there.  Just want to say a couple of things.  I got
Naked Baby Photos today and it's great!  I like it alot! I suggest to
all the other BFF fans out there if you don't already own it...go get
it!!  It is definitly worth it!
The next thing I want to say is that I've set up a Ben Folds Five
discuassion area.  I'm not sure if there is already one out there.  The
only one that I've seen in't automatic.  Anyways this one you post it
and it's there. So why not go and fill it up?
http://www.InsideTheWeb.com/messageboard/mbs.cgi/mb43678 
That's all for now.
Kim
- -- 
I see that there is evil

And I know that there is good

And the in-betweens I never understood

Would you look at me I'm crazy

But I get the job done

I'm crazy but I get the job done

------------------------------

End of Magical Armchair Digest V1 #805
**************************************


             THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR - The Ben Folds Five Mailing List
               Submit articles to: armchair@maillist.il.fontys.nl
   Send administrative requests to: armchair-request@maillist.il.fontys.nl
                     WWW homepage: http://oeonline.com/bff
                  List archive: http://oeonline.com/bff/list/