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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #820 - February 13, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest   Friday, February 13 1998   Volume 01 : Number 820



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    cool in school
    THE SHOW!!!
    lost myself
    message from Sweden
    Thank you
    bootleg mp3's and Rolling Stone 
    dork!
    BBC World
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Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 06:59:38 -0700
From: Stacy Lynn Flatt 
Subject: cool in school

Oh, and by the way...  I wore my cool in school tshirt...  Only one other
person there had one.  I heard people comment about it how, it is one of
the origional tshirts, how it is so cool, there were none of those when
they bought them...  I felt very very cool... and it dated me too... not as
a Brick fan, but as an origional from-the-first-single fan.  Shit yeah, its
cool!

Stacy
I have faith that there's a soul out there that's leading me around.  I
wonder if she knows which way is down.
			
			--Ben Folds Five "Evaporated"

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Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 06:57:08 -0700
From: Stacy Lynn Flatt 
Subject: THE SHOW!!!

Hey people...  I got back from the show a few hours ago...  this is what I
have to say... I apologize, it is a bit long, but hey, it is a reveiw of
the show.

The opening band sucked big time.  Some country band called uh... Robbie
Faulks.  yuck.  After them, I went off to the side when me and a friend
from flagstaff were going to meet.  He's cool, and all, and we talked and
stuff, and then we get nervous about loosing our places, so Me and Karissa
(the girl I went with) find JP and EJssica (2 of my friends that go to the
UA with me) again.  They are up near where Robert will be, and a couple
rows of people back.

After what seemed like an eternity,  The boys took the stage.  There was a
very small rush towards the stage in which, I got pushed up a few, so that
was cool.  IT was incredible... when I first saw them.  wow.  This was the
band I had waited all my life to see... this is *the* band for me, there is
no other.  The 1st song they played was called "Theme from Dr Pyser."
After that was Battle, then I believe Selfless... and then lots of stuff.
A fight broke out between some drunk bitch and someone, and the security
went to go check that out, which caused another small rush to the stage.
That was cool, I got closer.  but then some drunk bastard started pushing
people around, including me and Karissa..  Then the people behind and to
the side of me pshed back, and I was getting tossed around... I guess it
all worked out for th ebest though, cuz I ened up front center.

They played their set... it included some cover I had never heard before,
and Crosstown Traffic.  Robert sings that, very cool.  They did SFTD in
english, japense and german, and Robert took the amp thing, and hit it
against his palm.. cool noises resulted.. and Ben took the mike and hit it
agaisnt the strings in the piano.  Also cool.  They played Steven's, Dwarf,
Smoke, Kate, Cannery, and Eddie Walker to name a couple.  ehen EW came
on... I cheered and clapped... ok, so I was cheering and clapping, and
yelling and dancing the whole time.. anyway, I did it esp so with EW< but I
was the only one, it seemed.  No one else knew the song.  That song is
incredible live.  The ended the set with Underground.  Now this was cool...
Darren comes down and does his thing... then it was Roberts turn....  He
strikes a pose... the music goes disco...  He does some adlibbing, while
doing his best immationtion (damn! they didn't play that!!) of John
Travolta... and then, still disco dancing and singing, he does the "and now
its been ten years" part.  Hell ya, that was cool .  Other missing songs
were Alice Childress, Boxing, Evaporated, Fanny Packs, Video, Video killed
the radiostar, Emaline, Sports and Wine... etc...  They played over an
hour, like an hour and half to 2 hours, but it seemed far too short.  Of
course, they played brick and the audience flipped.  But, I don't think the
audience got that song.  Now, there were plenty of cool ST fans, but few
who knew the bands intricicies...  The girl next to me totally dug em
though, and me and her were jamming out.  Way cool.  Anyway, Underground
was the last song of their set... and after screaming their name for
forever and a half, they came out and did an encore that started with She
don't Use Jelly and ended with Uncle Walter.  Oh, yeah, and Ben had some
sort of stuffed doll that he sat onthe piano, and would occasionally move
around and stuff.  Itwas funny.

So, after the show, Karissa and I go and find Aaron (a friend from
flagstaff) again, we get our stuff and go outside and wait.  Aaron leaves,
but I am determined to wait the band out if it takes hours.  Aaron leaves
and not 2 minutes later, out comes Robert.  I go out there, shake his hand,
talk to him and stuff...   And he signs my CD.  He was really nice.  Then
comes Ben.  The first thing I do, is tell him about how he told me hi once
when I wasn't there (some friends saw Ben Folds Five and afterward met the
band, and told Ben and Darren about me and how I love them but had never
seen them live, and Ben told my friends "well tell her hi for me."), and
all that stuff, and I ened it by "I'm that girl!  And now I've seen you
live.  But I'm that girl you said hi to."  And he remembered (at least
pretended too, but I think he did!) and shook my hand, told me that he was
glad I made it and all, and signed my CD "Stacy (that girl) Ben Folds"
Then we talked about Australia, and how much I love him, and geez... what
else, oh, someone *had to ask* how he got the name, and he said how it was
just better sounding than BF3... and then he talked about how he makes up
stories, and I told him I liked the Glue Story the best... (on a radioshow,
he once said that they got the name because one day, they were building a
model Starship Enterprise, and were sniffing glue, and they seriously
thought there were 5 members in the band... the way he telss this story is
hilarous!!) and Ben was highly impressed that I knew this story.  Then I
talked about how all my friends think that I am going to ask him to marry
me, but I told him that he had Kate so I wasn't going to.  And we talked to
Robert about his shoes, and about a mutual friend that he and I have, and
about geez...  lots of stuff.. and then Darren came out, and he didn't
remember talking to my friend about how I had never seen them live, but he
said he was sure it happened, and signed my CD.  Oh, and I told them all
how much I love them, and how I can't say enough good things about them,
and Robert said "I think you already have.  Thank you so much."  And then
Karissa had to tell them how I was shaking at dinner and stuff...  and I
told them that I wasn't crzy, but just that they are so incredible.  They
were all very flattered.  And very nice, polite, very non-rock star.  very
cool.  a bit shy, even.  the other 2 went back in, but Robert stayed out a
bit, and I asked him about the lyrics in Missing the War.  You know the
"the shaking voice that tells him go still thinks he might, he knows he
wont"  I wondered if the shaking voice was him, or if it was the girl.  So,
me and Robert discussed this, and he seemed impressed about my thoughts on
the song.  It was way cool.  hehe

Well, that was the show... I guess...  um, was anyone else there?  Did
anyone tape it?  Anyone have any thoughts to add, a complete setlist maybe?
 Well, it was the best night of my life.

Stacy
I have faith that there's a soul out there that's leading me around.  I
wonder if she knows which way is down.
			
			--Ben Folds Five "Evaporated"

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Date: Sun, 11 Jan 1998 22:10:58
From: mikgle@globalnet.co.uk
Subject: lost myself

Hi , 

OK, 1) Chantel: sorry! I didn't mean YOU specifically to 'lighten up' ...
just quoted you as an example of misunderstood sarcasm... i'm not quite
sure HOW your comment to Richard was a joke, but i'll leave that to the
other people that DO understand sarcasm... but anyways, i was just begging
people in GENERAL to 'take a few deep breaths'... although looking back it
migh have looked like i was getting majorly stressed over the whole thing.
WHATEVER. 

2) i might be loooosing it, but SOMEONE reassure me on this one:

me:>>I never imagined Radiohead lyrics could be soo deep! Anyway, this is

>You must have really been trying hard not to listen to the lyrics then for
>the past couple o years, no?
>- -randy

love and coats with MASSIVE FAKE FUR!
@nn@
:::: "Cleopatra, coming atcha!" ::::
:::: "Are you Jimmy Ray?" :::: ~ 2 example of superb British music, and who
else reckons 'Jimmy Ray' is Cockney Rhyming Slang????! 
______
\     |    /
 \   / \ /
  ******

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Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 14:42:41 +0100 (MET)
From: christer.keulemans@mailbox.swipnet.se (Christina Keulemans)
Subject: message from Sweden

Hi!
Today I finally bought "Naked Baby Photos".
I had been waiting a month for it to be released 
in Sweden!! But I can say that it was worth 
waiting for.
"Eddie Walker" and "Twin Falls" are great songs!
I'm going to USA in June. Does anyone know where
BFF will play live in June-July??? It would be a 
dream come true to see them live on stage!

Christina

christer.keulemans@mailbox.swipnet.se

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Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 01:22:48 -0800
From: Susan Park 
Subject: Thank you

> From: Baldy Spice 
> Subject: Susan Park is awesome....

That has got to be one of the nicest things anyone has ever said on my 
behalf.

Funny, but what inspires me to be so sympathetic towards "carless" people 
comes from my high school years - the very years I knew Ben. This is all 
embarassing, but true!

Ben and I and a bunch of Hi-IQ, Speech and Debate, Gov School, Band & 
Drama buddies (scary!) hung out together a lot in 9th and 10th grade at 
Paisley. (we had 2 year schools). But, once we got to RJR High School, 
seems everybody got a car (except me and a friend who got stuck riding the 
bus with 7th and 8th graders from the school across the street). 

I still tried to hang out with the gang, but they thought something was 
wrong with me that I didn't have a car or a license (I have very old, 
old-fashioned parents who believe driving is only for men - this is the 
South, remember. Good thing, though, probably kept me alive!) So, I 
started bumming rides, the way all "carless" people do.

I thought they were my friends! But, one day, just to be cute, they left me 
behind when they went off to lunch one day (don't worry, I don't think Ben 
was with them). I still remember that big white car driving away without 
me in it. I was so hurt, I stopped hanging out with them. (Yes these are the 
lovely people that inspired some of Ben's gloom over high school!) I also 
started dating soon after and hitched rides with boyfriends (much more 
reliable). 

We grew apart and I didn't see but one of them at my high school reunion - 
and Anna Goodman told me that Ben had made it. The others didn't show. 
They're probably all failures! And me, I'm doing great! I live in Seattle in 
the best state in the Union. I've worked for Fortune 500 companies in N.C. 
I've entertained political diplomats and met superstars. I know "Big, Big" 
Seattle people. Now, in all my wisdom, I've started my own little 
community newspaper. Maybe I'll interview the next Ben Folds. 

How did I get to Seattle? I explored! In my little Mazda! After a few years of 
working and saving, I thought, "I can buy a house, or I can travel..in my 
car. Cool!" So, I loaded up the car, and I drove from NC to Florida to Canada 
and drove all around Alaska. Then I drove down to Seattle, liked the AYH 
hostile, and decided to stay. 

So, save your money, and when you get your car, save your money again 
and go as far as you can! And when you get to Seattle, wave a hello! 

Thanks again!
Susan (Brehme) Park

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Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 13:11:10 -0600
From: Becky Williams 
Subject: bootleg mp3's and Rolling Stone 

On the off-chance that this hasn't been mentioned yet....Just wanted
everyone to know that the March 5 issue of Rolling Stone contains an
article about the Five.  It's too long for me to regurgitate for y'all
here, but check it out if you haven't already.  It includes a full page
illustration of the boys that's pretty bitchin'.

Also, I have procured mp3's of Champagne Supernova and She Don't Use Jelly.
 If anyone would like to have 'em, let me know one of 3 ways....email me,
look me up on ICQ (2750821), or find me on irc under the nick Bec.  :)

Becky

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Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 09:50:20 EST
From: KJeon4003@aol.com
Subject: dork!

- - -Rob says "this goes out to carl wesley"

i was at the show, and Rob did not say it went out to Carl Wesley!!!
He dedicated the song to the late CARL WILSON!  If you didn't know, he was one
of the members of a little group called the BEACH BOYS and he just DIED this
past weekend.  

Sorry, I just had to say that.

i loved the show and I got Ben's setlist.  
Sandra

http://members.aol.com/KJeon4003/index.html

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Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 19:58:54 -0700
From: "Julie Hurst" 
Subject: BBC World

This morning before I went out my mum yelled out to me and I heard BOWCCL, I figured
ithe video was on Channel V so I went to see, a you'll never guess?? It was on some
clothes show about the homeless and they played it as background music, so funny!

Also a few months ago I was in the lounge and my mum made me put it on Channel 10
news cos they had 1 angry dwarf as some background music. It was for some australian
film awards thing anyway if anyone wants ever to chat, feel free to email me anytime.


*anti-gavin*

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