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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #931 - April 8, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest    Wednesday, April 8 1998    Volume 01 : Number 931



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Ben lookalikes 
    hajimemashte!
    sorry in advance. 
    BFF in Indy
    that nissan commercial
    Help, I need you!
    happy days
    (No Subject)
    bff in the uk NOW!
    New BFF page unleashed!!
    AUSTRALIAN rare stuff... and US people with bootlegs.
    BF5 does Bacahrach
    Brick B Sides
    kate video

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Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 20:19:34 -0400
From: phaedonely@juno.com (J. M Donely) 
Subject: Ben lookalikes 

Hey, whoever mentioined the great Ethan Embry, I totally agree.  He's got
a cute Ben type quality to him.  Hes also in the modern classic teen
flick Empire Records, and his performance is truly great in that.
I was watching some Elton JOhn thing on VHI, and a young elton in normal
clothes really looked ben like, too. Ay!
Reason # 219 that BFF kicks ass:
I was running around my cafeteria, frolicking demonically, spazzing out
before my school play to the melodious sounds of OADA200SF and SLNIT. 
grand!
~Elisabeth

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Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 21:48:53 EDT
From: ShirowFan <ShirowFan@aol.com>
Subject: hajimemashte!

how-dee brickheads.

anyone out there with a copy of DOMO BEN CHAN DESU willing to trade or sell? I
can go as high as i need to. And no, sorry folks, i cannot, due to recent
fedral regulations, sell my body for experimentation. 

I gotta have it. Here's another idea: I have a writable CD drive. I can burn
some copies of the disc, then send it back at a marginal cost. You lose
nothing. I can attest to my honesty, as can other armchairites.

If not, don't reply. If so, send me some email privately.

Preachin' the Word,

dave-o

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Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 22:29:45 -0500
From: rcc35060@cmsu2.cmsu.edu (rebehka-chrissy-christine-meg-cramer)
Subject: sorry in advance. 

okay sorry guys i have a question that is non bff related.

i thought i heard someone on here mention sean lennons new record once.
did anyone see/record him on mtv live on friday? i would like to know all
the info because i missed it. i am convinced one day he will be mine. :-)
j/k

actually i wanted to know if he talked about when photosynthesis is coming
out.  is it out soon or out already or what? its hard to find this stuff in
the middle of missouri sometimes. i know hes doing the press rounds because
he was in rolling stone this past month (very good picture btw)...hmmm.

do let me know if you have any info, ka guys??

THANKS A WHOLE BUNCH YOU ALL ARE THE BEST!!

 *we now return you to your regularly mailed armchair*

ive got nothing to say, but its okay.

this is my story both humble and true, take it to pieces and mend it with glue.

everyones favorite chrissy (the silly old bananafish)


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anything. i've always been a freak. so i've been a freak all my life and i
have to live with that, you know. i'm one of those people."
- -john lennon

"the clouds will be a daisy chain, so let me see you smile again"
- - the beatles, "dear prudence"
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Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 23:26:08 -0500
From: "Keith Fehn" <kjfehn@iquest.net>
Subject: BFF in Indy

Hey all you mid-western BFF freaks!

Just announced today at 5:00 PM  on the always lame X103 (Indy's new rock
alternative...  whatever) Superdrag, some band I don't remember, BEN FOLDS
FIVE!!!, and the Foo Fighters at Deer Creek just north on Good ole' Indy.
May 20th is the date.  Tickets go on sale this Saturday (April 11) at noon
Indy time.  Hope see some armchair people there!

Keith

P.S.:  All you rude asses that pushed and shoved and wouldn't get out mine
or my lovely wife's way at the Chicago show can just stay home.

"insert favorite BFF song quote here"

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Date: Mon, 06 Apr 1998 21:32:12 -0700 (MST)
From: short1@aztec.asu.edu (LINDSAY DIANE WARREN)
Subject: that nissan commercial

>You know that Nissan Truck commercial where the dog pushes the guy in the chair
>down the road. Well they [nissan] stole that idea from the Uncle Walter video.

funny that someone should mention that... I was at a bff concert here 
in Arizona in february,  and was hanging out by the bar  between bands,
and on the tv, they showed that commercial... 


Lindsay

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Date: Mon, 06 Apr 1998 22:03:36 PDT 
From: "Timmy Casagrande" <lo_santo@hotmail.com>
Subject: Help, I need you!

I'm having trouble finding other BFF stuff other than "Whatever..."  
What else is out there?
                                                                             
Tim
                                                                     
Lo_santo@hotmail.com

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Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 01:34:02 -0400
From: schander@juno.com (joe s schanderson) 
Subject: happy days

 
First a question: How many UNDERGROUND cd singles were put out!!!??? I
have three and each has TWO different b-sides. 

SOMEONE WROTE:

>>none of the regular posters that were on when i first joined post
anymore. They all >>seem to have moved on to other lists


Naaaah, we're just patiently waiting.......................


SOMEONE WROTE:
>>You know that Nissan Truck commercial where the dog pushes the guy in
the chair
>>down the road. Well they [nissan] stole that idea from the Uncle Walter
video.


Actually, I think the BF5 director stole it from an NBC promo. Dat chair
sho do git around!


SOMEONE WROTE:
>>WE know u love BFF thats y u r on the armchair an do u honestly think
anyone cares >>about ur tickets..please stop wasting space.


Awwww, now let him share his joy. Is "that" why you abbreviated your
words? Afraid of wasting space. Feel free to just write them there words
out in all their glory!!! U can do it. Now go 2 it. 

michigan joe


Is anyone looking for the Underground singles? I could probably get a
sealed set of two of them. I don't know, maybe $25 or $30 including US
postage. I'm not positive but you can ask me if you're interested.   
schander@juno.com

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Date: Tue, 07 Apr 1998 04:45:50 -0700
From: "Julie 'bf5fan' Hurst" <sledgie@mailcity.com>
Subject: (No Subject)

So, I have tons of new, there is a pic of ben in the smash hits in australia, (some
crappy teenybooper mag) i got it off my friend.
Power Fm (ballarat radio) is having an interview with DARREN! I say Darren sometime
this week, was gonna be tonight. SO i rang up, to plead with them to let me talk,
and the dj told me it was darren and i'm like 'OH MY GOD'
and then he put me on air, calling me the biggest bff fan around, I was so embarrassed.
I wish I taped it, he took me by surprise. Then he said that dwarf was the 1st single
off waea, and I corrected him on air, and he said he'd say happy b'da to darren for
me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DARREN!!!
SO excited, they're gonna be talking about me. 
So i'll have this darren interview soon.
email me at julianne@ronscomputers.com.au now, i can't send from there yet, but I
recieve. So if you wanna trade, when I get it I will!!

Julie 'anti-gavin' 

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Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 15:17:37 +0000
From: "Chris Marsh" <winkie@easynet.co.uk>
Subject: bff in the uk NOW!

the list usually goes down whenever i post but i just had to chance 
it.......

my daytime-tv-watching-student son alerted me to the fact that bff
were on tv this morning. introduced as "one of america's favourite
bands at the moment" they did Brick  over the closing credits of
this morning (of all programmes...) and got cut off just after
"tired of lyin' ".   they were miming, which was probably just as well
because Ben, prompted by Robert,  started laughing half way through!

pretty good bff day altogether really - i just got in from buying the 
two Brick cds, both very cool. 
 cd 1 : Brick
            Missing the War recorded at Georgetown uni. on 4.12.97 (or 12.4.97 if you prefer) 
            She Don't Use Jelly from Loungapalooza

cd2  : Brick
           Smoke recorded on Morning Becomes Eclectic 17.7.97 (or..)
           Song For TheDumped, Japanese version

v.nice packaging for cd2 too :-)

 maybe this is the week they'll be on tfi as they're over here...

chris

p.s.
for those of you in the uk, Our Price, £1.99 each :-)
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 That we swear we'll learn from, then we just go ahead and make"
Dog's Eye View "What I Know Now"

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Date: Tue, 07 Apr 1998 11:11:14 -0400
From: Jessica Brandt <jbrandt@kent.edu>
Subject: New BFF page unleashed!!

Hey everyone, If you've been following the results of the Ben Folds Five
International Fan poll (or even if you haven't, bastards) then you have to
check out the permanent results on my new web page:

THE BEN FOLDS FIVE INTERNATIONAL FAN PAGE

here, you can check out the dirt on fans from 8 countries (so far), learn a
little about those countries, and even get yourself a "Ben" pal (the more
the merrier). Everyone is welcome, and people from outside the US are
encouraged to sign up to be on the list. Just fill out the easy form! 

Hopefully, we get more and more people to sign up, and maybe soon it'll be
part of the Underground Webring.

Check it out, let me know what you think.

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Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1998 01:50:38 +1000
From: "Paul B." <pbland@comcen.com.au>
Subject: AUSTRALIAN rare stuff... and US people with bootlegs.

Fivers,

Firstly Aussies, i was wondering if there are any of you australian BF5
fans collecting rare stuff, or rather singles and anything that aren't
albums. if there are, then please tell me what you have, i'm really
interested to know what there is in australia. this is what i have:
    The three normal release albums (der)
    SINGLES: 'underground' (pt1), 'where's summer B.' 7", 'battle of who
could care less' (pt. 1 & pt. 2), 'kate' (pt.1), 'one angry dwarf...' and
'brick' (i only know of one each of     the last two, the dodgy cardboard
packaging one)
    A friend of mine also has an uncle walter single that i've never seen
in a discography anywhere... and wont sell it to me :( i've offered up to
$45.

This next bit will mean nothing unless you live in melbourne. there was a
'song for the dumped' single in HMV (bourke st.) for the last few months.
it was the battle of who could care less cover, with the words 'song for
the dumped' written there instead. the b-sides were 'bad idea' and 'for all
the pretty people'.. anyway.. it was $12.95, for 3 songs i already had, and
a picture i already had... so i hadn't bought it.. but i always planned
to.. but now it's gone!!! someone bought my CD... and i wanna know who it
was. So if you are on the armchair.. lemme know.. cos i am going to track
you down and steal it... really. 

Lastly, if there is anyone in the US willing to send bootleg tapes to me,
(or australia if you have them) for nothing much return (unless you want
the afore mentioned singles... ask if you wanna know the b-sides) then
please email me. i will send you the postage if you want. thanks.

thank-you for your time, if you read it that is... if you didn't then why
not? go back and read it... now!!

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Paul B.
Melbourne, Australia
pbland@comcen.com.au
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Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 15:10:12 -0500 (CST)
From: "Ernest P. Worrell" <nmathews@mork.uni.uiuc.edu>
Subject: BF5 does Bacahrach

	Ben Folds 5, along with a slew of others, will be on this TNT 
show honoring Burt Bacharach. Anybody know details?
					-Nate


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Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 22:16:48 +0100
From: "Marilyn Foster" <mf002@watford.net>
Subject: Brick B Sides

So Brick is out in the UK now then.  Anyone actually bought it yet?  If so
what are the B-sides, I am hoping for Mitchell Lane.  Also I actually heard
it on the radio the other day, Chris Moyles played it again although I
can't help thinking he would rather be playing OAD or Song for the Dumped
instead.  Happy hunting.

						Ryan

"The only truth is that everything is a lie" - Eels

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Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 17:26:46 EDT
From: Jesstopuv <Jesstopuv@aol.com>
Subject: kate video

hey! i just got done downloading "kate" well some parts of it, and i have to
see the whole thing. i would really appreicite it if anyone would be willing
to share it with me. i'd be willing to trade anything i have its all listed
here  <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/2394/index.html">
dustysocks 's Home Page</A> its not mine but my stuff is listed there too.
please email me if you have it and are willing to trade thanks!
jessie

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