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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #1522 - May 11, 1999



Magical Armchair Digest     Tuesday, May 11 1999     Volume 01 : Number 1522



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Tape Trades
    Truth and Rumors
    Roberts "gf", Bess from Mizzou, and more.
    Denver
    Letterman
    Air
    120 minutes tonight
    A band is...
    Yes it is just a bowl full of fun!
    happy mother's day to me
    Chik-fil-A sighting
    just stuff
    BFF or Cake??
    BFF Message Board...
    Glen Phillips And BFF
    Spare Reels
    This whole Genesis bit...
    BFF on Larry Sanders
    Twist
    darren's magic
    BFF Hat

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Date: Sun, 9 May 1999 17:48:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: Josh Webb <ragincaucasian49@yahoo.com>
Subject: Tape Trades

Hello all,

I was hoping to get some tape trades going.  I have a
limited BF5 collection, but a rather extensive
collection of other bands.  The URL for my tape
trading page is on my signature file below.  Please
email to set up a trade.

Thanks,

Josh

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"You have made me smile again, in fact I might be sore from it.  It's been a while."--Ben Folds Five

"You made me see that my behavior was an opinion."--Liz Phair

If you're interested in trading live tapes with me, visit: http://www.angelfire.com/fl/layeroffilm/tapelist.html
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Date: Sun, 09 May 1999 20:27:36 -0500
From: stephanie janda <sbjanda@midway.uchicago.edu>
Subject: Truth and Rumors

hi all
 I know this is very unlikely but does anyone have a copy of Truth and
Rumors that they would be willing to sell me. I am fairly desperate, I
borrowed someones TandR  cd and my cd player was stolen with the cd in
it.  E-mail me individually if you are interested in selling the cd.
steph

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Date: Sun, 9 May 1999 22:00:31 EDT
From: MongolFunk@aol.com
Subject: Roberts "gf", Bess from Mizzou, and more.

Hi, I'm back with multi subjected subjects. I doubt any of you remember me, 
but if you do, you get mad props. 

Last time I checked (which was a long time ago.) Robert's girlfriend, 
Elizabeth, was on this list. Of course she could of gotten fed up with people 
wanting to get in his pants, and accusations of him getting on the bus with 
some lesbians, and unsubscribed. Anyway, they live together, Robert and her 
have been together for 6 years which means that she loved him during the 
homey-g period as seen on Before they were Rock stars. Anyway, this was 
pretty pointless.

Hi, is Bess from Ol' Mizzou still on here? If so, this is Katie from Kansas. 
I was wondering if you were going to the St. Louis/or Kansas City show. I 
would love to go out to lunch with you or something. If so, please e-mail me, 
because I'm afraid of missouri's e-mail addresses, they're like: 
c02392049012490149019@showme.missouri.edu or something scary like that. what 
the heck does the c stand for?

More to come, I promise I'll be active on the armchair, I promise I'll be 
active on the armchair.

- - Katie, the american guillaume fan ;P (yeah, I'm a dork. shoot me.)

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Date: Sun, 09 May 1999 19:15:14 PDT
From: "Beatle 19" <emaline_@hotmail.com>
Subject: Denver

Hey, is anyone planning on going to the Denver show?  I don't even know 
anyone really well who likes BF5 here.  Neeta


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Date: Sun, 9 May 1999 23:15:32 EDT
From: Slk24kgj@aol.com
Subject: Letterman

Is anyone gonna make an MP3 of Army from David Letterman?

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Date: Sun, 9 May 1999 23:31:59 EDT
From: Slk24kgj@aol.com
Subject: Air

I was just listening to my MP3 of Air and I was just wondering what album 
this song can be put on and I would have to say TUBORM can have air on it 
easily.  I kinda looked back and realized that this was maybe a sign of 
things to come.  Luckily, i have always loved air (enough to buy the godzilla 
soundtrack).
									-Doug
									
Slk24kgj@aol.com

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Date: Sun, 9 May 1999 23:34:26 -0400 (EDT)
From: Laura Elaine Gluhanich <lgluhani@umich.edu>
Subject: 120 minutes tonight

 'nuff said

Laura

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   Laura Gluhanich
     sophomore
University of Michigan

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Date: Sun, 09 May 1999 20:52:02 PDT
From: "Heather Kniert" <hkniert@hotmail.com>
Subject: A band is...

I pulled this from a book about Dave Matthews.  It wasn't written about DMB, 
but by Philip Toshio Sudo, "Zen Guitar"...  just quoted in the DMB book, and 
I really feel that it's something that us fivers can claim for true when we 
regard our men, BFF...

"A band is not merely a collection of individuals.  Its essential character 
must be for the whole to exceed the sum of the parts.  When the right people 
get together, be it in music or sports or business or marriage or sex or 
whatever, a kind of spiritual fusion takes place.  This fusion cannot be 
bought or forced or manufactured...  no one knows how this magic happens.  
But when it does, we feel the presence of something divine and everyone 
who's there knows it.  Cherish the chemistry of great bands wherever you 
find it.  You're onto something big."

Isn't that beautiful?  Really, I treasure the chemistry of Ben, Darren and 
Robert.  Where else would we find such magic?

Much love to you all...  Heather Grace!


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Date: Sun, 9 May 1999 23:50:32 EDT
From: Pianogtar@aol.com
Subject: Yes it is just a bowl full of fun!

<<remember when I first joined the group I said that I was
also really
into New Radicals and then someone posted something ripping the New Radicals
apart,>>

Yeah where are the New Radicals, Wasn't the lead singer in that band Black? I 
think they may have already broken up or something.

<<In closing, I'd just like to say that nobody needs to see posts like "Simon 
and
Garfunkel
Suck!!!!">>

What about Simon and Garfunkel are dead? i heard that they were, Are they not?

<<Sorry about the last two emails, my computer is screwed up :)>>

Yeah your posts were so full of emptiness. :l

<>

Well if I could actually get a ticket for that movie for the next 3 months I 
would think about it. Well maybe not, I will just wait for Pay Per View. 

<<--SHAMELSS PLUGS FOR THINGS I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH---
- - -As of 5/8/99 There Are 11 Days Until "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom
 Menace" opens.>>

Get your ticket now!! no run and get it! :I


<<Please, please, PLEASE, stop "sampling" other people's posts and making 
that 
the only thing we talk about for days and days.  If you have something to 
say, then say it.  If not, then stop "sampling".  Thanks.>>

I thought i was just cutting and pasting. Oh well.

<<someone asked about b'days a while ago

ben's: sept 12th, '66
robert's: march 9th, '68
darren's: april 8th, '72

from janet
(ps. don't kill me if these are wrong :-)>>

Aack I also know where Ben lives, someone stop me before i stalk him.

Well bedtime

George.

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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 00:03:07 -0400 (EDT)
From: Judi Smith <jsmith@bc.seflin.org>
Subject: happy mother's day to me

i scored a promo copy of the new fountains of wayne cd for $7.98 and a 
big TUBORM/bff-looking-at-fingernails poster (about 2 1/2 feet square) 
for free at my local indie record store today. yum :)

judi smith                              goodnight, goodnight, sweet baby
jsmith@bc.seflin.org                       the world has more for you    
                                                 than it seems
would you catch me if i was falling?          goodnight, goodnight
  kiss me if i was leaving?                 let the moonlight take   
hold me cause i'm lonely without you?         the lid off your dreams
                       -- round here          -- lullabye, ben folds five 

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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 00:18:30 EDT
From: FILMCHIK@aol.com
Subject: Chik-fil-A sighting

Hey-
  just to warn everyone..this post isn't the most informative piece of 
literature(if you'd like to call it that) Well anyway-I was in the Gallery 
East Mall in Center City Philly today scrambling to find some contact paper 
for my final project and what do I see before me in the food court but a 
Chic-Fil-A! I've never seen one there before even though I've gone to that 
mall at least 20 times in all of my college boredom. I tell you,it was like a 
choir of angels had clung to the fake marbled walls that day and a light did 
shine upon the beauty that is Chic-Fil-A. Then,I realized that I was staring 
at it (and so did the people passing by) and I said to myself "..it's a fast 
food place,Melissa-get over it." So,I walked away.
 :-)
   just thought I'd share that.
- -Melissa

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Date: Sun, 09 May 1999 21:41:31 PDT
From: "Alice Childress" <jbpastie2@hotmail.com>
Subject: just stuff

i was standing in my grandma's kitchen
and my grandad says to me (from the
dining table...) "ben...folds...five"
(reading my shirt). i say "yep".
and he continues "ben folds five what?"
and my brother's going "nah, 'folds'
is the guy's last name".  ah, my
grandad's funny.
janet


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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 01:14:47 EDT
From: SyN3RG3@aol.com
Subject: BFF or Cake??

A question about Cake the headliner on the upcoming show (KC - June 2nd) - so 
is bff going to be a sort of "opening band"??? I'd really hate to skip out on 
2 days of work and drive all the way to Kansas City, Missouri just to see 
them play for a half hour or so.. what's the deal?? if so, i'd like to put my 
ticket up for grabs right now.. i like cake, but cmon - my obvious preference 
would be to see BFF as the main act - Frank? any info??

thanks-
Celine
http://members.aol.com/SyN3RG3/bff.html

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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 01:43:06 EDT
From: IdiotKings@aol.com
Subject: BFF Message Board...

Hello....

There's now a BFF message board...

http://www.insidetheweb.com/mbs.cgi/mb439468

Check it out... leave some posts!

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/1867/bff/bffgallery.html
http://www.idiotking.com

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Date: Sun, 09 May 1999 22:57:34 -0700
From: Kyle Smith <kjs77@ix.netcom.com>
Subject: Glen Phillips And BFF

Some one posted about wondering what happened to the Ben and Glen
Phillips colaboration, I had never heard anything about this and I was
wondering if any one knows anything about it to post about it.  I think
they would be amazing together and their style of songwriting is kind of
the same.  Behind Ben I think Glen is my favorite song writer.  They
would be much better than BFF and Dave Mathews Band.  Also I have to say
I am freaking out that BFF is coming to seattle so soon.  I thought I
was going to have to wait till sometime in the fall or something.  It is
going to be the Best show, I am bringing some friends that like the band
but have never seen them live but they are going to get blown away.

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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 12:03:26 +1000
From: kate + Bec Mapley <mapley@tassie.net.au>
Subject: Spare Reels

Hi,

We were wondering if anyone would be willing to get us a copy of the Spare
Reels vid we could trade you ca copy of the Aus release of TUBORM with the
bonus disk or we could work something else out if interested email us.

thanks

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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 02:00:31 -0500
From: "Stephen E. Chamraz" <chamraz@execpc.com>
Subject: This whole Genesis bit...

Okay, folks.

I've been lurking for far too long. I'm glad the band is back on the road. I
was at the Park West show in Chicago and will try to be at any other shows
in the upper-midwest... My total thus far is 5. Kind of fitting, eh?

Anyways... this whole Genesis "Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" thing has me a
bit lost. Besides BFF, I am also a HUGE 1970s Genesis fan and I don't see
any striking similarities between TUBORM and TLLDOB.

I'll grant you that "Carpet Crawlers" does have a left-hand piano part
similar to "Mess," but that about does it for my observations. Even that is
a stretch in my book because the Geneis version is SO much faster and at
least two octaves higher.

Still, I HIGHLY suggest anyone interested in a GREAT concept album from the
glory days of  "art rock" pick up TLLDOB. There are some real gems on those
two discs. If you can find it, get the Genesis Archive Volume 1. It has a
live performance of TLLDOB as well as some other great early stuff.

That said... the Park West show was the best one to date.  It pulled us from
mellow into melodramatic with the greatest of ease. The rock numbers were
even more appreciated because of the slower-than-average-tempo of the new
songs. I'm ready for more...

Thanks, and it's good to be back.

_____________________
Steve Chamraz
chamraz@execpc.com
WKOW-TV · Madison, WI

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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 02:58:37 -0500
From: Jessica Brandt <jbrandt@kent.edu>
Subject: BFF on Larry Sanders

If anyone has HBOS (s for signature) They are replaying the Larry Sanders
Show w/BFF on Tuesday at 8 pm. 

If you have this station and can tape it, PLEASE email me, i have stuff to
send you.

Jess
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Date: Sat, 8 May 1999 22:26:26 EDT
From: DeepRest00@aol.com
Subject: Twist

In this month's issue of twist (the one with Usher on the cover) there is a 
short album review on TUBORM!!
It doesnt bash them at all, it says its beautiful and funny. I will type the 
whole thing up later, i am really tired now

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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 03:31:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: Dan Stewart <gleaming_shaft@yahoo.com>
Subject: darren's magic

i know it was on a charity album and all, but it would be really cool
to get a full length mp3 of darren singing magic. if anybody has one,
or knows where i can get one, can you please mail me and Will Brady, as
it would go on his sight.

dan.

"you're the magic that holds the sky up, from the ground".


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Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 13:00:19 -0400
From: kristi@idirect.com
Subject: BFF Hat

Hi,

Does anyone happen to have a BFF hat that they don't want 
anymore? My sister told me AFTER the concert last week that 
they were selling them, and I never saw them.. :*(

Please let me know. 

Thanks!
Kristi

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